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Matthew Tkachuk has created a group chat
Matthew Tkachuk has changed Matthew Tkachuk to Chucky
Matthew Tkachuk has named the group It’s Me, I’m The Problem, It’s Me
Matthew Tkachuk has added Auston Matthews
Matthew Tkachuk has changed Auston Matthews to Matts
Matthew Tkachuk has added Tyson Jost
Matthew Tkachuk has changed Tyson Jost to Josty
Matthew Tkachuk has added Micheal McLeod
Matthew Tkachuk has changed Micheal McLeod to McLeod
Chucky: WELCOME TO THE CHAT
Chucky: Feel honored to be the chosen ones
Matts: What the fuck is this?
Jotsy: Anti-Hero lyrics
Jotsy: Nice choice Chucky
Chucky: I have this thing where I get older but just never wiser.
Jotsy: Midnights become my afternoons
Chucky: When my depression works the graveyard shift
Jotsy: All of the people I've ghosted stand there in the room.
Chucky: I should not be left to my own devices
Jotsy: They come with prices and vices
Chucky: I end up in crisis (tale as old as time)
Jotsy: I wake up screaming from dreaming
Chucky: One day I'll watch as you're leaving
Jotsy: 'Cause you got tired of my scheming (For the last time)
Chucky: It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me
Jotsy: At tea time, everybody agrees
Chucky: I'll stare directly at the sun but never in the mirror
Jotsy: It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero
McLeod: I guess Chucky found his theme song?
Matts: @Chucky wtf is this? It’s too early for this shit
Chucky: Yes, I shall claim Anti-Hero as my theme song
Chucky: What’s the one thing we have in common?
Jotsy: Were the 2016 draft class???
Chucky: YES, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS
Chucky: BUT WHAT ELSE DUMBASSES???????
McLeod: I’m too tired for this guessing game.
Matts: I second that
Chucky: We all like dicks
Matts: That I do
Jotsy: ^
McLeod: Still don’t get the point of this group chat tho.
Chucky: After this stupid ban on Pride Jersey.
Chuck: Which btw is utter bullshitf
Chucky: I want to make a group chat for all the gays in the league, so they know they have each other's back.
Matts: That is acc so nice
Matts: Florida really matured you up bud
Chucky: I’ve been always mature, big forehead.
Chucky: Bur thank you
Matts: 🙄
Jotsy: I know for a fact, there are more gays in the league than us four.
McLeod: ^^
Chucky: Yeah, I know 🙄
Chucky: We know each other like dicks.
Chucky: I’ve reached out to some players that I know like dick.
Chucky: Asked if they wanna be apart of the group.
Chucky: Don’t wanna out them, ya know, especially if they don’t want people to know.
Jotsy: Okay this version of Tkachuk is scary.
Jotsy: When did you become this mature?
McLeod: Are we in an alternative universe?
Matts: Have died and ended up in a different reality
Chucky: Fuck you motherfuckers 🖕🏻
Matts: Anyway
Matts: There are players, that are gay
Matts: And are not a secret within the players
Matts: AKA Mitch
Chucky: HAS HE ACTUALLY COME OUT TO PEOPLE OTHER THEN CLOSE FRIENDS???
Chucky: Well, hopefully, have players from all around the legue
Chucky: I just want everyone to fell comfortable
Chucky: Shoot me for being considered, fuckface
Matts: Are we allowed ro add people?
Chucky: Fuck yeah
Matts added Mitch Marner
Matts changed Mitch Marner to Mitchy
Matts added William Nylander
Matts changed William Nylander to Willy
Matts added Joseph Woll
Matts changed Joseph Woll to Wolly
Chucky: OMG BABY GAY
Chucky: OMG BABY GAY GOLIE??
Chucky: JFEHJGSEJKGS
Wolly: Hello
Mitchy: WHY THE FUCK WAS I NOT IN THIS FROM THE BEGINNING?@?
Mitchy: CHUCKY WHT THE FUCL
Mitchy: I AM THE GAYEST OF GAYEST
Mitchy: FUCK YOU
Chucky: FUCK THIS
Chucky: I AM DONE BEING NICE
Chucky: (These people have agreed)
Chucky added Connor McDavid
Chucky changed Connor McDavid to Davo
Chucky added Dylan Strome
Chucky changed Dylan Strome to Stromer
Mitchy: MY BOYSSSSSSSSSSSS
Mitchy: STROMMMYYYY
Mitchy: COONNYYY BABYY
Davo: What the fuck
Stromer: MOUSSSSEEEEEEEE
Stromer: MCCCCCCDAVOOOO
Stromer: OMG MITCHYYYY YOU HAVE A GAY BABY GOLIE ON THE LEAFS?!?!
Stromer: NJKVBDJBABH
Chucky added Alex DeBrincat
Chucky changed Alex DeBrincat to Brinks
Chucky added Patrick Kane
Chucky changed Patrick Kane to Peeks
Matts: Are we even surprised that Kaner is gay?
Brinks: Nope
McLeod: No
Jotsy: Nope
Mitchy: I already knew.
Davo: No
Stromer: Nope
Wolly: Patrick Kane is actually gay???
Peeks: Fuck all of you
Peeks: Not you, Leafs baby goalie
Peeks: Yes, I very much like dick
Chucky added Johnny Gaudreau
Chucky changed Johnny Gaudreau to Gaudy
Chucky added Noah Hanifin
Chucky changed Noah Hanifin to Hani
Davo: Noah, you're gay?!?!
Davo: How did I not know this??
Michy: Cause you’re the captaon of being oblivious
Stromer: ^^
Hani: ^^^
Matts: ^
Davo: Learn to spell Mitch.
Mitch:🖕🏻
Davo: 🖕🏻
Chucky added Brady Tkachuk
Chucky changed Brady Tkachuk to Baby Tkachuk
Matts: LMAO
Matts: You should be called the Tkachuk gays
Baby Tkachuk changed Baby Tkachuk to Brades
Brade: Fuck you, Matthews
Chucky changed Brades to Baby Tkachuk
Baby Tkachuk: Fuck you.
Chucky added Tim Stutzle
Chucky changed Tim Stutzle to Jimmy
Baby Tkachuk: JIMMY
Jimmy: I’m literally sitting next you Brady?
Chucky added Leon Draisaitl
Chucky changed Leon Draisaitl to Drai
Davo: LEON?!
Davo: CHUCKY HOW DO YOU KNOE LEON IS GAY?
Jimmy: Leon, you’re gay?
Davo: OMG
Davo: RED DEER?!
Davo: NJCHSEJKFHWKJGHKWJHRG
Drai: Not another word from you Connor
Mitchy: Red Deer?
Stromer: GOSSIP
Stromer: DO SPILL CONNOR
Matts: Do tell us how you know about Leon @Chucky?
McLeod: HAHA
Hani: LMAO
Gaudy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Drai: Shut the fuck up
Drai: All of you
Mitchy: OMG YOU TWO ARE FUCKING
Mitchy: OMG
Mitchy: OMGGGGGGGGGGGG
Chucky changed Drai to My man.
My man changed My man to Drai.
Peeks: LMAO
Peeks: Baby gays who hate each other
Peeks: are baby gay lovers
Peeks: I’m so proud
Mitchy: @CHUCKY SINCE WHEN
Mitchy: WHY THE FUCK WASN’T I TOLD?!
Mitchy: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OHL OATH
Chucky: WELL NOW YOU FUCKING KNOW
Chucky: I’ll text you about it later
Stromer: Wow
Stromer: Way to leave us out
Matts: Yeah, I wanna know
Stromer: Am I the only one wondering where McJesus went?
Davo: Leon took my phone
Davo: Fucking asshole
Davo: HOW DID I NOT FIGURE IT OUT
Davo: THIS IS WHY YOU DIDN’T COME OUT WITH US WHEN WE PLAYED THE FLAMES
Davo: AND NOW WHENEVER WE PLAY THE PANTEHRS
Leon: sigh
Leon: How do I always end up in these situations?
Davo: Because you’re fuck buddies with Tkachuk.
Leon: boyfriend with Tkachuk***
Matts: I think we broke Wolly
Brinks: Poor baby goalie
Chucky added Quinn Hughes
Chucky changed Quinn Hughes to Quinner
Chucky added Jack Hughes
Chucky changed Jack Hughes to Jacky
Stomer: Hughes brothers are also gay brothers???????????
Chucky added Travis konecny
Chucky changed Travis Konecny to TK
Chucky added Tyler Seguin
Chucky changed Tyler Seguin to Seggs
Peeks: The whore has entered the chat
Seggs: I see the slut was added to this before me
Peeks: Clearly you fucking suck
Seggs: Of course, I suck
Seggs: Its my best quality
Seggs: Just ask your boyfriend.
Peeks: FUCK YOU
Peeks: YOU MOTHERFUCKER
Seggs: I don’t mind a threesome.
Seggs: Ask your man if he’s up for it
Mitchy: What the fuck?
Matts: ^
Leon: The hostility in this chat right now
Wolly: Am I the only one focusing on boyfriend?????
Stromer: No baby goalie
Stromer: We did notice that.
Stromer: This exchange between these two is more fun.
TK: Peeks boyfriend and Seggy had sex before Peeks and his boyfriend dated
TK: Therefore, Peeks hates Seggy
Davo: Damn
Stromer: ^
Matts: Who’s the boyfriend??
Mitchy: ^
Micthy: Wow
Chucky: Damn
Chuchy: How did I not know about thus?
Chucky: If they fucked before you dated your boyfriend. @Peeks why are you so upset
Seggs: Because I am hotter than hin
Seggs: and he is jealous of me
Peeks: FUCK YOU
Josty: Wow
McLeod: Damn
Brinks: Shook at the hostility
Jacky: wow, this is a lot of information
Drai: ^
Hani: That was…
Gaudy: LMAO
Wolly: I wanna know who Kaner’s boyfriend is
Chucky: THIS GROUP WAS MADE FOR US TO SUPPORT EACH OTHER
Chucky: AND HAVE FUN
Chucky: STOP WITH YOUR SHIT
Chucky: @Peeks and @Seggs
Chucky: I WILL KICK YOU OUT
Peeks: Sorry
Seggs: Sorry
:
Willy has left this group.
Chucky has added Willaim Nylander
William Nylander has left this group
Chucky: Fuck you, fucking asshole.
Chucky has added William Nylander
Chucky: DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE NYLANDER
Chucky: I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD, I WILL SPILL YOU DEEPEST AND DARKEST SECRETS
Chucky: LIKE I SAID BEFORE
Chucky: I am done being nice
Drai: Calm the fuck down, baby
Davo: Baby??!
Stromer: AWEEEEEEEEEEE
Stromer: BABYYY
Matts: LMAO
Mitchy: CHUCKYYYY
Micthy: BHJSEGHWRGWH
Mitchy: BABBBYYYYY
Josty: How cute
McLeod: Sweet
Seggs: Damn, fucking adorable.
Brinks: Cute nickname @Chucky
Wolly: I want someone to call me baby.
Jacky: I really wanna know how Leon and Chucky ended up together.
TK: ^
Peeks: They fell in love
Hani: you don’t want to know.
Gaudy: sneaking into closets
Gaudy: Rogers Place and Saddledome
Davo: WHAT??????????????
Davo: YOU TWO KNEW
Hani: Everyone on Flames knew
Hani: Chucky was bad at being discrete
Mitchy: LMAO
Drai: I hate all of you
Chucky: Fighting with him got me hard
Chucky: Don’t blame me
Chucky: love made me crazy
Jotsy: ANOTHER TAYLOR REFERENCE!
Willaim Nylander has left this group