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Part 10 of Homestuck Works
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2024-01-13
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Rick: Troll this worthless human.

Summary:

Rick's got something to say to Morty.
(Inspired by an ask from my tumblr blog!)

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(See the end of the work for notes.)

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RS: ATTENTION WORTHLESS HUMAN.

RS: THIS IS YOUR GOD SPEAKING.

RS: IT IS A WRATHFUL GOD WHO DESPISES YOU MORE THAN YOU COULD HAVE POSSIBLY DARED TO FEAR.

RS: I HAVE WATCHED YOUR ENTIRE PATHETIC LIFE UNFOLD.

RS: I HAVE OBSERVED YOU WHILE YOU WOULD QUAKE AND TREMBLE IN PERSONAL PRAYERS OF SHAME ACROSS THE MULTIVERSE.

RS: WHILE YOU PLEADED FORGIVENESS FOR BEING SUCH A WRETCHED DISGUSTING FAILURE LIKE YOUR FATHER ON EVERY CONCEIVABLE LEVEL.

RS: PROSTRATE BEFORE THE STUPID AND FALSE HEROES YOU HAVE PINNED THE POSTERS OF TO THE WALLS OF YOUR LAME ASS BEDROOM.

RS: BOGUS DEITIES WORSHIPED BY A PRIMITIVE "PARADISE" PLANET THAT MAKES HUMANITY DOOMED.

RS: BUT YOUR PRAYERS WILL NOT BE ANSWERED.

RS: THERE ARE NO MIRACLES IN STORE FOR YOU, KID.

RS: ONLY MY HATE.

RS: IT IS A HATE SO PURE AND INTENSE IT WOULD CONSUME YOUR SAD UNDERDEVELOPED TEENAGE BRAIN TO EVEN CONTEMPLATE.

RS: IT IS A HATE THAT TO FATHOM MUST BE PUT INTO SONG.

RS: SHRIEKED BY THE TEN THOUSAND ROWDY CLONE SPHINCTERS PEPPERING THE GRUESOME UNDERBELLY OF THE MOST TRUCULENT GOD THE FURTHEST DIMENSION THE UNIVERSE CAN MUSTER.

RS: BUT I AM ABSOLUTELY NOT DOING ANY OF THAT BROADWAY SHIT BECAUSE ITS TOO MUCH WORK.

RS: IT IS A HATE THAT MADE YOU AND WILL SURELY DESTROY YOU.

RS: MY HATE IS THE LIFEBLOOD THAT PULSES THROUGH THE VEINS OF THE MULTI-UNIVERSE.

RS: THROUGH YOUR REALITY.

RS: TO YOU.

RS: IT IS MY GIFT TO YOU.

RS: YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THAT.

RS: YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT.

MS: oh my god its 2 am go the FUCK to bed

RS: I'M GONNA DRINK ALL THE MILK SO YOU WONT HAVE ANY FOR YOUR CEREAL.

MS: you fucker i hate you

Notes:

PLEASE this is the funniest fuckin thing i've spent half a night ever coding and writing this fits him. SO good. evil john anon i love you this is for you my little meow meow

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