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I am Tanishka and I am not human. Human social skills? Not for me. Never for me. So, what do I do about it? Nothing really, I try exist I suppose but that's hard enough. I'm an Imp. I hide my wings now. I died not too long ago and now we're in the princesses castle. I have a weird feeling. To be honest, I have future vision, no one knows. Yes, Mary Sue much, sue me, I don't give a shit. I knew we were all going to die. Dick head? Absolutely. So, I should talk about my best friend. Yash Kotina. She's beautiful. A pure soul and she has gorgeous hair. She's always wanted to be a nurse, she has a clinic but she's not registered. Is that illegal? Fuck yeah. Who has magic to reverse time? Tanishka FUCKING Berbesé baby!
I'm not as bad as a criminal as Eva, she's done almost every crime known to man. Me? I dont know, running from the police? Maybe battery? Yeah. Totally battery. Whoopsie daisy, you got me. I am an asshole, it's fun. If magic didn't exist, I'd be serving years in jail including Yash Kotina.
Now, Yash was telling me all about sudocrem and the wonders.
"And yeah, sudocrem is like healing magic without the magic. Uh.. Tanishka? You doing ok?"
"Just swimmingly."
"Wow, thanks. I have concerns about you, want me to be honest?"
"No. Not really."
"I hate you."
"Thanks."
"..I'm joking, you know?"
"Wow genius, go figure."
"Why am I your best friend?"
I cackle. Being half imp if fun because you get away with being mean. Hey, I mean, as the wise girl in red sung, 'I dont wanna be your friend I wanna kiss your lips.'"
Sometimes, Yash and I get mistaken as a couple, by sometimes, I mean all the time. Wow. We're really close so that's probably why in the first place. I mean, Yash will say something like, 'Oh no, just great friends!'
I mean, it doesn't hurt too bad but, It's so frequent so sometimes I bite my lip and pull my eyes to the side, or floor. I wondered if we would still be together, looking back on the past, all the shit we've been through. I love her in the worst way you could say. Being an Imp, 'love' is a loose term, I can't love that well. But I love one girl. But is that real love? Shit, I'm getting too deep but you get my point (I hope.)
Kitsa just came in the room, holding a bowl of noodles. They say to me,
"Yo, Tanishka! How is we?"
"That makes no sence, idiot."
"Well, no shit, I'm trying to be nice but, you go back to kissing Yash or something whilst I eat, I dont judge. I wanna watch some Pokemon X let's plays now, leave me be."
"You say that like you and Cat haven't done the same, I mean, you and Eva too let's not forget. Also I'm not with Yash so kiss my ass, Kit for all I care."
Kitsa groaned as they sat down, they placed the noodles on their lap, and offered me the middle finger and an unsatisfied look. I smiled at her and Yash started to giggle. I looked at her and she grinned at me. She grinned at me. I felt my smile grow and Yash told me,
"You've never smiled like that, it's nice,"
Obviously Kitsa Red Coolade had to ruin our moment by saying,
"Oh my God, you guys are like queerbating, in the real world Christ- kiss already!"
I sighed, Kitsa is stupid sometimes and one of those "sometimes" moments are happening right now.
To sum everyone up in a couple words each, is basically,
Kitsa, the sarcastic weirdo,
Cat, the too sweet for this world,
Eva, the self-titled whore,
Silvia, the tree climber,
Heidi, the Gordon Ramsay,
Well,me, the imp,
Yash, the cleric,
Adam, the communist,
Niamh, the emo
And Amy, the suspicious Queen girl.
That's how I think of it though. Some will agree, some won't. I don't care whatsoever. I mean, that's my job right? I don't care. I really don't.
I've been feeling a little worse lately, mentally and/or physically? No clue. I mean, if it's over this 'love' bullshit then I'll actually shoot myself. I'm not suicidal, no. Just, you know? Because I don't know anymore. I'm staring at the ground, Yash asks me,
"Hey, Tanishka? You good?"
"Yeah, why?"
"Mot everyone stares at the ground like that you know?"
"Oh yeah, whoops, haha."
Kitsa wasnt paying attention as they had their headphones in, probably watching Pokémon X let's plays, as they said they would. Kitsa's a nerd, it's cute. Not hot, but their nerdiness is a nice feature I admit.
Kitsa likes stereotypically weird things like Pokémon, South Park, Total Drama, Warrior Cats and more. They can be annoying, sure, but are fun to hang around with.
I mean, I'm no different, I like cartoon shows such as Amphibia and Star vs the forces of evil. I enjoy binging the episodes.
Yash sometimes joins me in the watch parties when she's not piled with work.
Yash usually has some sort of work to do, being an aspiring nurse is tiring as shit, yeah, I get that as, you know, you barely get a break.
Yash is devoted though which I love, it's amazing how determined she gets. I usually make her some food, she likes the food seemingly which genuinely surprises me.
I never thought I was that good in cooking and food, I mean, the best thing I can do is like, a basic sponge cake, maybe cookies? Chocolate chip cookies!
OK, I'm loosing track, busicits. Kitsa starts humming a tune to a song that sounds like something from Dazey and the scouts, I think the song is called Maggot. I hear the mumbles of, "I feel like Kurt Cobain."
Yash and I start watching TV together, I'm smiling. But, that's because I'm Tanishka and I'm not human.