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    "I can’t believe we haven’t really talked since that night all those years ago,” Menelaus tells Patroclus. He laughs after it, a little unnaturally, following up with, “That was so crazy, right? Can you believe I haven’t kissed another guy since you?”

    Achilles grins ferociously. “Can you, Pat?” he asks. “Can you believe that?”

    Ten years after college, Patroclus and Achilles run into Menelaus, freshly dumped by Helen. They have some interesting suggestions for helping him get over his heartbreak.

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