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  1. You know it's hard to keep the fighting clean by

    Fandoms: Skibidi Toilet - DaFuq!?Boom! (Web Series)  

    15 Jan 2024

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    In which the reader (a human called Phaeton, of no specified gender) performs some maintenance on Cygnus the TV-unit... And they end up [spins wheel] discovering [throws dart in board] a new species of fruit fly. Oh, you can tell I'm lying, can't you? They fuck. It's just fucking. (Because I've discovered I love writing robot smut!)

    Chapters are mostly identical: read chapter 1 if you want Phaeton to have a pussy, read chapter 2 if you want them to have a dick. Gender remains unspecified either way.

    (Dead dove: this actually is explicit human-on-robot fucking. But with elements of sex comedy, because sex IS funny.)

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