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Remus John Lupin is Awkward as Fuck and Knows It by That_Gore_Goddess
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Jan 2024
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Headcanon turned into Fic! Here is it,
1- He's an old man at heart and cannot socialize for the life of him.
2-He's very awkward, if it weren't for the marauders he'd probably have like no friends.
3- Girls? Boys? Foreign concepts my boy's AWKWARD.
4- Lily is the only girl he can get along with.
5- Lily is so wise she's an owl. [not literally don't worry]
6- Remus realizes he's bad with girls, so he needs to try his luck with boys. Maybe one specific black-haired boy.Here is a snippet,
Even he knew that would be a dipshit move, and he was the literally king of dipshit moves! Talking to a girl straight after breaking her heart was not a bad move, it was a horrific move. It was a… terrific move! It was a… He needed more synonyms for bad. He read so many books for god’s sake! His vocabulary was decreasing worrisomely.
He could already hear Lily in his head,
“Remus! You should respect people’s feelings, and understand that they might need time to move on. James is a fool, you’re not! You shouldn’t talk to them too soon-“
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