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~ Before KH1 / After BBS-0.2 ~
Vanitas: What is that thing?
Ventus, holding baby Sora's heart: New friend!
Vanitas:
Ven:
Vanitas, disgusted: Get it away from me.
- - -
Riku: Why are you crying?
Vanitas: Piss baby Piss baby Piss baby
Sora, bit unhonestly: I thought I felt something, like a star was crying.
Riku, sighing, and Vanitas, sarcastically, simultaneously: Yeah okay.
- - -
Ventus: Yeah! You got it!
Sora, swinging a sword:
The suddenly crashing pod:
Sora:
Vanitas: we're not che--
Ven-Sora: I'm gonna check that.
Vanitas: Oh my Hearts.
- - -
Kairi, staring back at Sora: What are you starin' at?
Ven-Sora, glancing at the necklace charm, not knowing why it's so important to him: Pretty Pearl,,
- - -
~ KH1 ~
Sora: *running into the Secret Place*
Ventus: I don't trust this place.
Vanitas: Of course you don't, you're always so cautious of everything, Mr--
Sora: Kairi !
LOUD DARKNESS WOOSH. Sora flies away.
Vanitas: Ow... Our head...
Ventus: Who's the cautious one no--
Vanitas:
Ventus:
Kairi:
Ven: OMG New Rooma--
Van: KILL ME---
- - -
Riku-Ansem: Let the Door to everlasting darkness be freed by you releasing the Princess' Heart. OPEN THE WAY, TO KINGDOM HEARTS!
Van-Sora, no positive connotation ANYWHERE: Okay.
Sora: *Picks up Key of Hearts* Don't worry guys, I'll be fine!
Ventus: What are you making us do--?? Think this through! Kairi hasn't gotten a say into this!
Kairi: . . .sure,
Van: See? We'll be fine.
*Glass Shatter SFX*
Kairi, back in her body: *GASP* I can breathe!
Vanitas-Heartless:
Van-Heartless: HAHAH! Freedom, at LAST! You can't stop me now, VENTUS!!
Heartless: *Unintelligible*
Kairi: *Turns Sora back into a normal form with Light*
Vanitas: DAMNIT
Sora: Oh cool I can breathe again!
Sora(Internally), and Vanitas: *Simultaneously* Something's off. It's not as annoying anymore.
Ventus-Roxas, pulling himself out of a mind-numbing experience:
Ventus, realizing he cannot feel: Oh no.
- - -
~ Days/ CoM ~
Xemnas: *Ooh Recusant Sigil stuff* You will be branded with this sigil, to mark your new life.
Ventus, reading the annagram: Heheh 'Sora' that means Sky.
Ven, also: Wait why is that so familiar?
- - -
Axel: I'll be your new bodyguard for the day. The Name's Axel. Commit it to memory!
Ventus: *counting on his fingers* A .. x.. e.. l..
Roxas: *Idle Staring*
Ven-Roxas: . . . Ale?
Axel: *ignoring it* we'll work on that.
- - -
Ven-Roxas, looking around, internally: All these familiar faces. . . Yet none of them are coming to mind.
Xigbar: *Staring*
Ven-Roxas: *Stares HARDER*
Xigbar, inconclusive: Sick kid you picked out, Xemnas.
- - -
Xemnas: Introducing our fourteenth member. No. i. It will be here for as long as deemed necessary.
*later*
Axel: Surprise Adoption! *Holding out No. i like a sick puppy*
Ventus:
Roxas:
No. i:
Roxas: Yeah this is fine.
- - -
Roxas: Yeah, Ice Cream!
Ventus: I don't think I've had Ice Cream before...
Xion: I don't feel too goo..-- *Epically falls off the Twilight Town Tower*
Axel: *Drops Ice Cream, Practically dives after Xion*
Roxas: *panic*
Ventus: ...Huh.
- - -
Roxas, to Xemnas: Who am I? What is my purpose, who am I supposed to be?!
Xemnas, placing hand on shoulder: A Nobody. A vessel of darkness, harboring the Kingdom Key to grant us all a heart.
Ven-Roxas: Why is this familiar.
- - -
~ KH2 ~
Roxas, walking up to the waking pod: So this is it, huh?
R: My summer's over after this. Goodbye to the life I used to have...
Epic Merging Sequence
Sora, waking up, yawning: Man what a nice nap!
Ventus:
Roxas:
Xion:
Ventus: *gets the important KH memories back*. . . I'm taking a nap,
Xion and Roxas: WAIT--
Vanitas: Piss baby Piss baby Piss baby--
- - -
Hayner: Well, see ya, Sora! Have fuuun!
Sora, waving: BYEEEE!!!
Roxas-Sora, later on the train: *SOBBING*
Donald:
Goofy:
Donald, whispering to Goofy: Do we--
Goofy, whispering back: Give'm a moment,
---
Axel: You think this is all?! Watch this!
Moments later. . .
Axel, on the ground:
Ven-Sora, leaning over: Ale, that was stupid.
Axel, fading: Shut the fuck up. *dies coolly*
Roxas & Xion: Sobbing like children
- - -
Sora: *Fighting Saix*
Xion: *Heart Popcorn*
Roxas: Man this is so cathartic
Ventus: Nooo!!! NoT Asï ! I actually might've liked that guy!!
Roxas, traumatized still:
Xion, probably behind Roxas:
Vanitas, finally waking up: Dude,
- - -
Xemnas: *dying* A Heart? I'm .. not sure...
Roxas, Xion, Ventus, and somewhat Vanitas: *Cheering*
Riku, Kairi, and Mickey: Yeah! Good Job, Sora, Great Work!
Sora: *Spinning his Keyblade* --and that is how you Kingdom Hearts Tw--
Xemnas, not Dead: KINGDOM HEARTS!!
HeartHotel, collectively: Oh you gotta be fucking kidding me.
Ventus: Also, "Kingdom Hearts Two??"
Roxas: I have No idea what it means.
Vanitas: YOU MADE IT UP!
- - -
Final Xemnas: *actually dying* How-- A heart-- can't-- uhhhgghh.. . . .
Ventus: So long, Mnase!
Vanitas: Shut the hell up Ventus.
- - -
Riku: Don't worry Sora. I'll be fine.
Sora: Okay I believe you.
Sora lets Riku go. He turns away a moment before--
Riku: *thud*
Vanitas: Weak-ass bitch.
R,X,V: VANITAS!!
- - -
~ KH3D / Dream Drop Distance ~
Young Xehanort(Aetas): Sleep well Sora. For you are not going to wake up for a looong time
Sora: Mmmn,, Sleepy...
Roxas: *PANIC*
Ventus: *ALSO PANIC*
Xion, asleep:
Vanitas: Meh.
- - -
~ KH3 ~
Lea, after Time-chamber training: Hey, Sora. Don't worry about Donald and Riku nagging at you for not being able to use your special move stuff.
Sora: Huh?
Lea, ruffling Sora's head: You're perfect the way you are kid. Keep that smile grinnin' and don't stop bein' you!
HeartHotel: *COLLECTIVE SOBBING*
"Mr. 'I'm Fine™'" Sora: Thanks, Axel.
Lea, disgruntled but not dissuaded; firmly: Lea.
Roxas/Xion-Sora: Axe-- Sorry!
Ventus: A--
Vanitas: *Harsh Muffling Ventus with hands*
- - -
Riku: Sora, how?
Sora, holding the Master's Defender: I... had a little help?
Ven-Sora: That doesn't matter now! Go help the king! I've got this!
Vanitas: Girl, darkness does NOT suit you.
- - -
Aqua, un -Antified, sinking™: (So this is it. . ? This is how I go out?)
Aqua: (. . . Not as graceful as I expected.)
Sora: *swimming*
Ventus, choking Internal-Sora: SWIM FASTER.
Sora: **FRANTIC PADDLING**
- - -
Vanitas(BBS): Wake up, Venty-Wenty. .. It's past your bedtime!
Roxas: Eugh, you were a prick.
Vanitas(Ours):
Ventus:
Van(Ours): Y'know what?
Van, controlling Sora: *Power of Waking!*
Van: You're allowed to kill me here. Go nuts, kid.
BWZOOOM
Ventus, in his own body now: Aqua!!!
Vanitas(Ours), still in Sora's body: Wait a fucking second, it was THAT easy?!
Roxas snidefully: Should of thought of that before releasing our hearts no--
Vanitas(Ours): Genuinely shut the FUCK--
- - -
Doom Timeline™, San-Fransokyo
Jimminy: Looks like that's the last one of e--
YX(Aetas), Randomly showing up: Well done Sora
Ven-Sora, having MF Flashbacks: YOU!
YX: Me.
YX: Would you like to know something about that Heartless?
Vanitas, genuinely: No,
YX: It ushers the hearts it collects down into the pits of darkness.
Xion: ...Like the Leechgra--
Roxas: We don't talk about that anymore.
YX: The power of waking is only a power used to traverse hearts to reach worlds; not the other way around.
YX: In essence, by coming down here, you've only condemned your heart to the deepest pits of darkness.
YX: Enjoy your free reward while it lasts. For it will be your final reprieve.
YX escapes through a Dark Portal
Roxas, Xion, Sora: *Horrified*
Vanitas: omg so me coded,,
- - -
Saïx, Lunacy flaring with power: The Moon shines DOWN!
Sora, getting smashed by a brunt hit: Augh!
Lea, blocking an advance from hitting Kairi: Ïsa! Stop it!
Kairi, hit by No. i: Ow!
Vanitas, watching:
Roxas: Arent you going to help?!
Van: Aren't you? Why don't you give Sora that ultimate Final Power or some sh--
Sora hits low HP
Vanitas, frantic: FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK--
Anti-Sora: *unintelligable*
Rox:
Xion, watching herself, not paying attention:
Van:
Rox: So what was it about hel-- *gets hit by Vanitas punching him* OW! OKAY, OKAY-- OW!!
- - -
Roxas: It's time for us to fight!
Sora: You guys,,, You kept me safe all along?
Xion: Yeah we did! And now it's our turn to shine, Right, Roxas?
Roxas: "Yeah! You three stay back. We'll bring Ïsa back for you, Axel.
Lea: Thanks guy-- waiiittt what do you mean by three?
Xion, hastily: dontworryaboutitwe'llexplainlater--
Sora:
Vanitas:
Sora: :)
Vanitas, pouting in the HeartCorner: ...i didn't get celebrated for what I did..