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It was a normal day in class 1-A of UA high, the top hero school in Japan. It was the last class of the day, and Aizawa had appointed it the ‘feel free to do whatever you want as long as I can sleep’-class.
Kaminari and Mina were throwing paper airplanes at each other, Bakugo had noise cancelling headphones on and was very secretly reading fanfiction on his phone.
(Everyone knew he was reading fanfiction. He was not very subtle.)
Tsu and Uraraka were discussing a manga they were both reading. Yaomomo and Jirou were discussing music with Sero while Yaomomo was finishing her homework of the day. Tokoyami and Aoyama were discussing some obscure literature with Koda and Shoji.
Iida was, predictably, doing homework.
Hagakure was talking with Todoroki about conspiracy theories. Ojiro, Satou and Kirishima were exchanging workout routines. Midoriya and Shinso were exchanging cat memes.
“Hey Mido!” Kaminari threw a paper plane to the back of Midoriya's head to get his attention. He spun around to face the blond.
“Hey Kami, what's up?”
“I bet you can’t get all of us permission to go to the beach during foundational heroics tomorrow”, Kaminari challenged his green-haired classmate. Izuku smirked, eyes glinting at the challenge.
“You’re on! What we betting on?”
Kaminari thought for a moment. “I'm like, broke and you're very much not, so definitely not money. How ‘bout embarrassing secrets? Like, if I win, you tell me your most embarrassing secret, and if you win, I'll tell you mine?”
“Get ready to lose, bitch!” Izuku smirked, an evil glint in their eyes.
He got out of their seat and walked to the front of the class where Aizawa was sleeping in his infamous sleeping bag. Izuku nudged the cocoon with their foot and crouched down. Aizawa grunted and zipped down the sleeping bag enough for one eye to peek through.
“Hey”, Izuku spoke quiet enough that Aizawa was the only one to hear. “We’re going to the beach tomorrow in heroics, K? I have a bet to win and blackmail on you.”
Aizawa raised one eyebrow in a ‘what blackmail’-gesture. Izuku narrowed his eyes.
“Sunday, 15th May, 2XXX, 23:06 I got a picture of you drinking milk straight from the carton dressed in fluffy hot pink socks, neon orange booty shorts with ‘kiss my ass’ written on them and one of Present Mic’s ‘Put Your Hands Up – Radio piss yellow T-shirts. That enough? I have more.”
“Why must you torment me like this.” Aizawa groaned, burrowing further into the sleeping bag.
Izuku just flashed him a Chesire cat grin and walked back to their place.
“Dude! I did not think you would just go up and wake him up! If anyone else had woke up a sleeping Aizawa-sensei, they would’ve died!” Kaminari loudly exclaimed, surprised and slightly amazed.
Izuku just shrugged, grinning. “I'm just built different, I guess.”
“Oh btw, EVERYONE! We’re going to the beach tomorrow in foundational heroics. If anyone wants to go shopping for like, swimsuits or sandals or whatever you’d need to a beach, we can go after school today, I'll pay for everything btw so don't worry ‘bout that!”
“I, too, can pay for those who do not wish to spend their money on these”, Yamomo said, raising her hand.
“Nah its fine, I stole one of Endewhores debit cards.” Izuku grinned. Yamomo nodded in understanding.
“Ah. In that case, fuck Endeavour.”
A wave of ‘Fuck Endeavour’s went through the class. Even Ida nodded in agreement.
“We will need a permission slip from one of the teachers first, Midoriya-kun!” Iida loudly exclaimed, chopping his hands. (Jesus, no-one give him a knife) Yaoyorozu was the only one who seemed to care about permission, tho.
“YEEES, an endeavor paid class mall trip!!!” Mina yelled in excitement, jumping up from her chair.
“Let's just hope this doesn't end with villains attacking. Again.” Shinso groaned.
“It’ll be fiiine”, Uraraka waved Shinso’s concern away.
“Permission slips!” Iida shouted, determined to follow the rules, even when no-one else cared. (lol)
“Calm down Iida, I have permission from Nezu”, Izuku rolled their eyes. “Now, who wants to go the mall? Nezu needs to know for security reasons and all.”