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After the goodwill event and before the baseball match!
Yuji, Megumi and Nobara are sitting in Megumi’s room and talking about how Yuji has become stronger when suddenly Todo arrives without anyone noticing him and Yuji ran away from him.
“They both are idiots.” Nobara said.
“Yeah, apparently they share the same taste in woman.” Megumi said.
“Hah!?” Nobara was confused.
“Y-you k-know.. tall girls with big b-butts.” Megumi hesitantly said.
“Eww.. what’s wrong with Itadori!? Is he a pervert?” Nobara said.
“Exactly they both are, but Fushiguro-kun is such a nice guy.” Mai was standing on the door beside Utahime.
“Yeah, just like me!” Gojo peeked from behind.
“You are no way near nice, Gojo.” Utahime said.
“Why are you always mean to me, Utahime?” Gojo pouted.
“Zenin-Senpai-” Megumi started but was cut by Mai.
“Ara-Ara, Fushiguro-kun didn’t I told you to call me just Mai.” she winked at him to which Nobara became red.
“Ah, Mai stop flirting with him in front of us.” Utahime said.
“But you always flirts with Gojo-Sensei.” Mai said.
“She does..?” Gojo asked in shocked.
“I never flirt with him, he is an idiot.” Utahime said.
“But you are always waiting for him to visit Kyoto and you always say how gorgeous his eyes are-“ Mai said that in one breath to which Utahime shut her mouth by placing her hand on Mai’s mouth.
“Shut up Mai, he’ll get full of himself.”
“Heheh, I know Utahime I’ve gorgeous eyes, do you want them!?” Gojo teased.
“No I don’t want them!” Utahime said.
“Exactly you can’t have them.” Gojo said, then he bend down to her height took his blindfold down and said, “But your kids can have them.” He winked.
Gojo was so smooth for this and Mai and Nobara cheered him up while Megumi just found it another one of his lame comment.
“You came for something, Utahime-Sensei?” Megumi asked.
“Uh, yeah Shoko asked me to give you these medicines. She told me you’re still recovering.” Utahime said, “And I didn’t know your dorm so-“
“She asked me to accompany her to you, Megumi.” Gojo completed her sentence.
Megumi shifted his eyes to Mai for her answers that why she is here.
“Oh I’m here just because I was worried about you, Fushiguro-kun.” She took medicines from Utahime and went closer to Megumi bed and whispered, “Also I wanted to see where your room was.”
Megumi felt so fucking weird and he looked over Nobara who was fuming with anger. She already hated Mai and now that girl was drooling over the guy she likes. She grabbed the medicine from her hands and said, “I’m here for Fushiguro, I’ll make sure he takes it.” She turned to Utahime and smiled, “Thank you, Utahime-Sensei.”
Utahime smiled her back and said, “Let’s go, Gojo.”
“Where? On a date..?”
“In the faculty meeting, you idiot!!” She shouted.
“Sheesh, you’re such a buzzkill.” Gojo said.
“What have you been thinking, baka!” She tried to push him but her hands stopped on his infinity.
He chuckled, “Utahime, you’re so weak.”
She stormed angrily before him murmuring under her breath, “Can’t even let me touch you and talking about a date.”
“Huh!? You- you wanna touch me.” He said shockingly tailing behind her, “Alright infinity is off touch me as you like.”
And the first thing she did was to pull his hairs.
“Ahhh, Utahime. If you want to pull my hairs we should go to my bedroo-“
“Shut up you idiot the students can still hear you.”
And their fighting voices faded.
Mai turned to Nobara, “Hey short legs you can leave too.”
“Who did you call short legs? Open pores!” Nobara said.
Who the hell did you call open pores? Fatso!”
“Fat- you plastic nose.”
Megumi was getting annoyed by their fight which was becoming weirder as they started to comment on each other’s butts and breasts.
“Oye you two, if you want to fight get out of my room. I want to sleep now.” Megumi shouted.
“Uh, sorry, Fushiguro-kun.” Mai apologised.
“You can leave, Zenin Senpai.” Megumi made himself clear by focusing on word senpai and which Nobara smirked on her feeling proud that Megumi didn’t told her to leave. Mai glared at Nobara and stormed out of Megumi’s room.
“God, she is annoying.” Nobara sighed.
“Tell me about it. I’ve been tolerating her shit since I was a kid.” Megumi said.
“Seriously!?”
“Yeah. I’m glad she went to Kyoto School and not here.”
“I’m glad too.” Nobara smiled at him and he smiled back.