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    Muriel smiled "I've never had a friend before!"

    "No. no, nononono that's not what's happening here.” Crowley jumped and waved his hands and sank deeper into the corner of the booth, physically making an effort to separate the two of them further. “We are not friends. We are what happens when a very chaotic bastard of an angel sweeps us up into his life and abandons us on a whim. We are having tea— not because I like you, but because I feel bad for you— and then we are going to part ways and you're going to leave me alone, forever, so that I can sleep. Forever."

    "You're having tea with me, because you… are pitying me? "

    "Yes I am" Crowley clicked his tongue.

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