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1. You have a WHAT? by Paxfacere

   Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   26 Jan 2024

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion
   • Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia
   • Eskel (The Witcher)
   • Lambert (The Witcher)
   • Not Beta Read
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia Loves Jaskier | Dandelion
   • Emotionally Constipated Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia
   • Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia is Bad at Feelings
   • Eskel is So Done (The Witcher)
   • Lambert is So Done (The Witcher)
   • Pre-Relationship
   • Complicated Relationships
   • Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia Being an Idiot
   • Roommates
   • Ficlet
   • Idiots in Love
   • Oblivious Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia
   • Background Relationships

   Summary

   "Geralt - and I'm not saying this without kindness but - you've got yourself a live-in boyfriend." Eskel says unhelpful.

   "We are not- Jaskier is not my boyfriend."

   Before Eskel can say anything else, Lambert groans loudly.

   "Oh my gods. Do you ever hear yourself?"

   Series

   • Part 2 of They Were Roommates, And There Was Only One Bed

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   771

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