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1. Don't Cry Over Spilled Contraception Potion by paintxthexwind

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   26 Jan 2024

   Tags

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   • Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Harry Potter
   • Original Female Character(s)
   • POV Draco Malfoy
   • Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE
   • Romance
   • Kid Fic
   • Fluff
   • Established Relationship
   • Married Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
   • Happy Ending
   • Holidays
   • Vacation
   • Light Angst
   • Post Mpreg
   • Condoms
   • Healthy Relationships
   • Porn With Plot
   • Anal Sex
   • Switching
   • Rimming
   • Dirty Talk
   • Roleplay
   • Pet Names
   • Light Dom/sub
   • Safewords

   Summary

   The evening before husbands Draco and Harry were set to go on their first holiday together in more than three years—where their plans were sex, sex, a little bit of sightseeing, and more sex—Draco finds their bathtime-obsessed two year old attempting to use the very last of Draco’s contraception potion as bubble bath.

   Who is the hero that saves their much needed holiday? Why Harry Potter, of course! And the variety pack of Muggle whatsits ("They’re called condoms, Draco, not whatsits, you loon") Harry convinces his husband to try instead.

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