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close (well, you couldn't get much closer) by ineffabildaddy for omens_for_ophelia
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett
30 Jan 2024
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Summary
You could well have chosen to wait until darkness fell over London and the fluorescent lights of Heaven dimmed for the evening. But, no. It was three o'clock on a Wednesday afternoon when you finally put that gold-flecked, shimmering replica model of my dick, smooth and soft as my skin due to its miraculous nature, to good use again.
Or: Before Aziraphale left with the Metatron to become Supreme Archangel, he gave Crowley a little something to play with whenever he was away - something inextricably connected to his own body. Crowley decides to use it, for the first time in a while, at a very inopportune time indeed.
Series
- Part 1 of sam's ineffable divorce sex
