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Wanda sat with Maria, it was one of Tony’s parties and there was a karaoke contest. Maria and Wanda had refused to participate but Natasha was excited to. Apparently it was being streamed on Youtube and neither women wanted that on the internet. Instead they sat in the front waiting for Natasha, she had begged to go last so the two had to sit through Tony doing a bad rendition of an Elvis song, Steve singing a song from the 40s no one else knew and Sam proudly singing Tick Tock by KE$HA.
Eventually Natasha strode on the stage wearing a flowing pink dress. Maria laughed as the familiar sound of “If I can’t have you” started playing. Wanda frowned in confusion but was mesmerised as Natasha started singing. As with everything else, Natasha was a perfect singer, she hit every note with professional accuracy. “If I can’t have you,” Natasha sang as she picked up the microphone off the stand “I don’t want nobody baby.”
She made sure the camera followed her as she strode down the stage towards Maria and Wanda. “If I cant have you,” Natasha pointed towards the two “Ohhh ohh.”
Wanda blushed as Natasha turned around to keep dancing on the stage. “I gave it all so easily,” Natasha walked back towards them “To you my love.” She beckoned Wanda to come up on the stage. The witch agreed, slowly walking towards her. “Am
I strong enough to see it through?” Natasha held Wandas waist and swayed as she sang. When there was a break in the lyrics, she kissed Wandas cheek before letting her go and sit back down. Maria’s eyes widened as she realised it was her turn and she tentatively got up on the stage, not hiding her scowl at Natasha who just grinned as she sang. “If I can’t have you ohhhhh,” Natasha brought Maria’s hands to her waist and she placed her head against Maria’s chest “no no no.”
They danced for a minute before Natasha let her go again. As she finished the song, she kept her eyes on her girlfriends before bowing as everyone clapped.
“Now that boys,” she smiled proudly “Is how you serenade your women.” Tony just scowled and turned to finish his livestream. Wanda immediately hugged Natasha when she came to greet them and Maria kissed the side of her face.
Later that evening Natasha was scrolling through articles and saw one titled “Widow reveals secret relationships” and another titled “Avengers throuple?”
In response, Natasha posted a photo of both Wanda and Maria kissing her cheek and captioned it “I can finally post my two favourite people. PS don’t tell Maria but she’s adorable”
It’s safe to say that Natasha Romanoff blew up the internet that night.