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    He liked men, he liked fall-like weather so he could dress in sweaters without overheating, he enjoyed rainy days, and so on. One preference that was not outwardly spoken about, though, was that towards people with glasses

    (And maybe his preference towards his roommate, as well).

    Some may say being attracted to something so unusual was a kink, but he found that it was just as simple as an attraction towards the intelligence some people with glasses held. If a person donned a pair of spectacles, it likely meant that Wallace could have deep, philosophical conversations with them as a way to merely pass the time. Was it a little stereotypical, and perhaps misleading, to think of these individuals like this? He, personally, didn’t think so. After all, it’s proven that there is a correlation between poor vision and intelligence—he looked it up himself.

    So, imagine his surprise, after compiling these rigid opinions on people who wore glasses, he sees his roommate, Scott Pilgrim, walk through the door with his own pair.

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