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1. 如何结交心仪盟友 by jijuta

   Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M, Multi
   • Complete Work

   26 Feb 2024

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Valentino/Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Angel Dust/Valentino (Hazbin Hotel)
   • OneWayBroadcast( Hazbin Hotel)
   • Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Valentino (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Velvet (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Internalized Homophobia
   • Biphobia
   • Denial of Feelings
   • Valentino & Velvet & Vox Friendship (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Getting Together
   • New overlord Vox meets hooker Valentino
   • Things will end up like canon though
   • Vox is the king at turning sexual frustration into workaholic motivation
   • Asexual Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Vox was pulled out of the closet by Valentino
   • and somehow became a happily married middle-aged man in the end
   • Implied/Referenced Abuse
   • Prostitution
   • Slow Burn
   • Valentino is allergic to feeling
   • Valentino Being Valentino (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Vox is Bad at Feelings (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Bottom Valentino (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Top Vox Akuma

   Summary

   Trying to translate it myself:
   How to make the right allies
   https://archiveofourown.org/works/53707411

   在被无线电恶魔拒绝后，新兴霸主Vox决心找到更好的盟友，这就是他遇见未来的霸主与同盟，目前的娼妓Valentino的时候。深柜恐同Vox被Valentino扯出柜子，不知怎么的成为了幸福已婚中年男人。

   有官方正剧程度的Vox→Alastor hate boner和ValAd（一般路过无性恋Alastor和可怜的咀嚼玩具Angel）。

   Series

   • Part 1 of StaticMoth-How I met my partner in crime

   Language:

   中文-普通话 國語

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   37,212

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   11/11

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