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two-factor authentication by hesselives
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
03 Aug 2024
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Like a plague (but worse), spam calls have risen from nowhere and rapidly spread through everyone’s communication array. Nobody knows how to stop it.
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I'm dying from laughter
1. mq and spam messages xd
2. lmao xl
4 bhahajajsbs the name
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Hehe very funny, sad its unfinished.
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Chap 10
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Ch.10
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two-factor authentication
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Like a plague (but worse), spam calls have risen from nowhere and rapidly spread through everyone’s communication array. Nobody knows how to stop it.The first time it happens, Mu Qing spits out his tea.
“Feeling lonely? Want to make a connection? For just ten merits a minute, a sexy person is waiting to talk to you. Call the Amorous Fantasy Array today and get the first five minutes completely free! Adult callers only. Additional fees may apply for long-distance calls from the mortal or ghost realms.”
The list of gods who have his private array password is short. The list of gods who dare to speak to him in such a manner is even shorter.
The sheer fucking audacity.
He’s fairly sure he doesn’t need deductive reasoning to know who the fuck would prank him like this.
He makes a quick note to bill Nan Yang Palace’s Accounts Payable department for the loss of one premium longjing tea, the loss of one bamboo scroll, and additional compensatory damages incurred for wasting his fucking time (per section 9.2.1 of the Rules of Heavenly Conduct).