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Philip was the type of child who loved playing funny pranks.
He was a mischievous lil munchkin.
Usually, Caleb never participated in any of Philip's pranks, until one day when he did.
He and Philip were concealed behind a barrel in town.
As the two brothers hid, Caleb continued to giggle and whisper about the potential trouble they could face if they were to get caught.
Hearing footsteps, Philip brings a finger to his lips and shushes Caleb while trying to control his own titters.
Approaching forward was a trio that consisted of two men and a woman.
As the three begin to pass by the barrel…
‘PFFT!’
The unholy sound causes the trio to stop and immediately look to one another.
The woman was beyond vexed, sending both males a menacing glare.
Meanwhile, the men just stood there with confusion written on their faces.
Pinching her nose, the woman started to tap her foot. “Alright, which one of yee decided to defy god’s good air with your horrendous stench?” She asked with narrow eyes.
The first man quickly says, “Certainly not I!” while the other guy goes, “Wasn’t me!”, which causes the woman to FUME from their answers.
Quietly witnessing the whole scene go down, Philip and Caleb try their best not to blow their cover by laughing.
“Well, it was one of you’s! DISGUSTING!” She screamed and stormed off, leaving the two men completely baffled by the situation.
Once they left, out came the hysterical laughter.
Both brothers simply blew an extremely loud raspberry.