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Published:
2024-02-15
Updated:
2024-10-03
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Texts from Valisthea

Summary:

Spin-off series of my Modern/Boarding school AU crackfic, To Even the Odds. Nothing else but stupid text messages and group chats that take place during or after the end of the story.

So yeah, you better go read that first otherwise none of this will make sense lol.

Chapter 1: The Notebook

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Notebook 1

Notebook 2

Bonus Terdio:

Teredio

Notes:

I like to think that Joshua made all of them watch The Notebook later on that evening and Clive cried for like an hour.

Chapter 2: Aftermath

Summary:

The gang's reaction to the last scene of chapter 4.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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Gav

Notes:

Poor Gav.

Chapter 3: The Hideaway

Summary:

Dion has dick pics for days.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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The Hideaway

Jill and Mid

Notes:

You can thank my twitter pals Runi and Mae for this one <3

P.S: 'The Hideaway' was the name of the Airbnb they rented for the weekend.

Chapter 4: April Fools

Summary:

Joshua Rosfield needs to be stopped.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Notes:

Big thanks to puppetbomb for the amazing art as always!

Chapter 5: Joshua's Revenge

Summary:

As if Joshua was going to let him get away with it.

Chapter Text

Clive

Joshua

Jill

Art by me! 

Chapter 6: Coming Out

Summary:

Based off this meme that's going around Twitter at the moment.

Chapter Text

Coming out

Chapter 7: Lots of Love

Summary:

Clive still be cockblocking himself even after he and Jill get together.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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LOL Jill

Notes:

Oh, Clive.

Chapter 8: Gorgeous

Summary:

Teredio origin story.

Based off this legendary Yahoo! Answers post.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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Notes:

Thanking my pal, lunarosewood23 for this one!

Everyone is gay for Terence.

Chapter 9: Rising Flames

Summary:

Lord Rizzfield at it again.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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Notes:

I like to think they're already dating by the last group of messages lol.

Chapter 10: Constant Surveillance

Summary:

Uncle Byron slowly losing his mind.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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Bonus Elwin:

Notes:

Elwin "they are not my problem when they are at school" Rosfield.

Chapter 11: Voice Note

Summary:

Local man just too in love with his wife to form a coherent response when she sends him a selfie, seeks advice from his bros.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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Notes:

Put your guesses in the comments of what Joshua’s 18 minute voice note was about.

Chapter 12: Father's Day

Summary:

Happy Father’s Day to those who observe!

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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Notes:

Elwin Rosfield is a boomer confirmed.

Chapter 13: Promposal

Summary:

The Rosfield brothers ask their better halves to be their dates to the Summer Ball.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Promposal 1

Promposal 2

Notes:

If I was gonna add a part 5 to the main story, it would have been about this. But, alas, I’m just too busy to write anything right now, so this will have to do 🥲

Chapter 14: Sibling Rivalries

Summary:

Because of course the boys have Twitter.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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Notes:

Love to lunarosewood23 for helping me think up names for the boys Twitter handles!

Chapter 15: Memes

Summary:

Throwback to Chapter 5.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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Notes:

Saw this on Twitter and immediately thought of the boys lol Joshua please 😭

Chapter 16: Snap

Summary:

Clive is too babygirl for this world.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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Notes:

Jill wishes Clive knew what "Netflix and Chill" meant 😞

Chapter 17: Girlfriends

Summary:

Jill and Jote's struggles.

Chapter Text

 

Chapter 18: Livestream

Summary:

Chapter 1 Joshua producing yet more incriminating evidence.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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Notes:

Clive (yelling in the background): "Joshua!!! This is NOT the time!!"

Chapter 19: Pet names

Summary:

Jill needs all the help she can get.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Notes:

Tarja is right! Gav was using it to bake cookies.

Chapter 20: Official Account

Summary:

Here’s hoping the social media manager at Rosalith Boarding School has a sense of humour.

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Chapter 21: Blocked

Summary:

Continuation of the last chapter, except this time it’s just Joshua.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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Notes:

Let Joshua Rosfield buy an owl!

Chapter 22: Moral Support

Summary:

Based on this meme that just screamed D and J to me.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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Notes:

Hey, it worked.

Chapter 23: Priceless

Summary:

Because we all deserved to see Clive wear the flower crown.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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Notes:

Disclaimer: Clive refusing to put it on has nothing to do with toxic masculinity, he just didn't want to break it with his big head.

Chapter 24: Drive-thru

Summary:

Being dumb requires sustenance, and old habits die hard for the Rosfield bros.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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Bonus Jill:

Notes:

Guesses in the comments with reasons why Dion’s driving licence got suspended.

Chapter 25: Gigaflare

Summary:

By popular demand, @DragoonLesage’s twitter feed.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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Notes:

Pretty sure Uncle Byron has resorted to monitoring their tweets to preempt any further stupidity.

Chapter 26: Denial

Summary:

Set sometime in between chapters 1 and 2 of TEtO.

A taste of what Clive has to deal with on a daily basis.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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Notes:

Happy FF16 PC release day!

Chapter 27: Checking in

Summary:

Just Elwin Rosfield doing his monthly check up on the boys.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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Notes:

All before he disappears again and lets Byron do all the work 😭