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    What do you do when your neighbor's husband runs off thinking he's dead? You go after him. (Once your neighbor wakes up from that coma of course.)

    The three Kings of the East go west looking for Bilbo.
    Thorin wants his husband back.
    Bard wants his people's hero back.
    Thranduil wants to know why he ever agreed to this.

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