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1. We Three Kings, Bickering Are by BairnSidhe

   Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Gen, M/M
   • Complete Work

   06 Dec 2015

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
   • Bard/Thranduil if you squint
   • Thorin Oakenshield
   • Bard of Laketown
   • Thranduil
   • Yavanna
   • Song Lyrics
   • Song Parody
   • Parody of Religious Work
   • Yavanna is a scary BAMF
   • Dialogue-Only

   Summary

   What do you do when your neighbor's husband runs off thinking he's dead? You go after him. (Once your neighbor wakes up from that coma of course.)

   The three Kings of the East go west looking for Bilbo.
   Thorin wants his husband back.
   Bard wants his people's hero back.
   Thranduil wants to know why he ever agreed to this.

   Series

   • Part 2 of Strange Courtship

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   676

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

   52

   Kudos:

   362

   Bookmarks:

   29

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