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Links go to Yumenosaki and Tsukasa has a panic attack while Ritsu attempts a murder

Summary:

Gay men meet traumatized men.

Notes:

The crossover fic nobody asked for.

Chapter 1: Fuck, we are in Tokyo

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Tsukasa was at the Garden Terrace eating a delicious parfait with Ritsu. They kissed homosexual style before being interrupted by a sudden crash. They quickly turned around to see the source of the noise. They saw nine strangely dressed people collapsed in a pile on the grass. “R-RITSU-SENPAI?!” Yelped Tsukasa as Ritsu wrapped his arms around the redhead protectively. The oldest-looking stranger slowly woke up, clutching his head as a headache hit him. He soon noticed the two strange boys. He quickly got to his feet, unsure if the two boys were enemies. Tsukasa and Ritsu took in the strange man’s appearance. He was covered in silver-plated armour and had a scar across his right eye. 

“Can you two boys tell me where we are right now?” The armed man asked Tsukasa and Ritsu. Ritsu let go of Tsukasa and stared at them with a confused expression “You’re at the ES” said Ritsu “S-Specifically the Garden Terrance” Tsukasa added. Soon the other people woke up. They were all armed and some had scars.

“Anyone recognize this Hyrule?” A man wearing a blue scarf said. He then noticed the two boys staring at the group anxiously. 

“Umm, can you two point us to the nearest inn?” Another man wearing a white cape asked the two idols awkwardly.

As Tsukasa and Ritsu led the group of strangers to a nearby hotel, the group introduced themselves. The one with the scarred eye was named Time, and the rest were called Twilight, Warriors, Sky, Wind, Legend, Wild, Hyrule, and Four. Strange names but Tsukasa and Ritsu didn't question it.

“Do you not accept Rupees?” Time asked the receptionist who had politely declined the coloured gems. 

“Sorry, we only accept Yen,” the receptionist told him. “You can convert your money at the local bank or airport.”

“Huh, we’d never been to a Hyrule that didn't use Rupees as currency,” Legend said as they left the hotel. Ritsu turned to look at Legend questionably. “Why do you all keep mentioning Hyrule? You know you’re in Tokyo right?”