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If someone have told Jiang Cheng that he would, one day, transmigrate to a very shitty novel that his brother wouldn't stop ranting(writing). He would just kill himself, again!
Yes, he died, in not so passionate way.
What even is the reason to die if he have to wake up into a world that his brother so shittily made it (is that even a word?).
For a thousandth time he sighed, looking around his surrounding, it's obviously that he have died! And now rotting in hell.
So peaceful way of going to afterlife.
Is this God's way of taking revenge for being atheist and not attending Sunday classes? Or sleeping during prayer recitation? If it is, he so gladly will reincarnate and become a monk and dedicate all his life spreading prayers!
Ugh, back to this situation. Jiang Cheng ultimately guessed that he is in the world that his dear brother created.
In a novel, which is called : Ways to Pluck Peach.
Its not like Jiang Cheng doesn't like reading, for all his time pass, he reads a lot of literature. Its that, he hates how his brother used him as an inspiration to make a villain. A villain who is so idiot falling into his own trap!
Looks like his personality are just so suck that now being treated as an inspiration to make a villain is the only thing that's left.
And surprisingly, the character got popular, receiving hate from here and there with death threats. Yup, he is totally fine.
The character is called Jiang Wanyin, tongue as sharp as a snake. A cruel personality to spark some flame. And idiot to bring the main character in limelight.
Apparently, in the original story line he is a young master of the prime minister and the mc is his adopted brother. The mc, known as Wei Ying (his brother so named him original), adored by everyone!
Being a young master, Jiang Wanyin always tries his best in everything but always getting overshadowed by his adopted brother, out of jealousy he would try to spread rumour or try to make him do something embrassing.
Every thing was good until, they both fall in love with the same person. Originally, Jiang Wanyin was betrothed to Lan Wangji, the cold and aloof general of North. But that stonefaced fell in love with Wei Ying, and well then the battle of catfish. Later to take revenge, Jiang Wanyin married the elder brother of Lan Wangji, Lan Xichen.
It was a sad ending, Lan Xichen genuinely liked Jiang Wanyin and tried to establish a relation but Wanyin in his blind revenge never took it. In the end Xichen dumped him, the loving couple united happily and he was left alone dieing by a street.
Thinking about it, Jiang Cheng found it kinda relatable. He himself, a 30-year-old man , living alone with no good relation with outside world.
Now Jiang Cheng have two option, to follow the storyline and die without even proper funeral or just fuck everything and get bottomed by his handsome gentle dominating husband.
Alas! Jiang Cheng is a man afterall, so he chose what any normal man would chose.
"The storyline can go to hell, fuck this idiotic revenge, all I want is that dick!"
Thus Jiang Cheng starts his quest on getting ducked down if only his husband would so gratefully pounced him instead of thinking he is some fragile flower.
"Husband, I have been naughty, won't you spank me?"