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    All dramatic, throwing his head back only for it to loll to the side, Barty sighs. In slow motions, he rolls forward, hands coming out to grasp at Evan’s thighs.

    “Baby,” Barty states, full of confidence yet equally as exasperated, “take me to the McDonald’s—it’s on me.” Barty’s careful to throw in an over-the-top wink in Evan’s direction which only garners an eye roll from the other man.

    He loves Barty—he really does, but Barty is an absolute menace to society, and Evan has no clue how he does it.

    “Now,” Evan sighs, scrubbing a hand over his face, “was that so hard?”
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    Or, the one where Barty gets really high, and Evan takes him on a late night drive.

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