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1. gimmie a kiss as i'm soarin' high by orphan_account

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   15 Feb 2024

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Barty Crouch Jr./Evan Rosier
   • Barty Crouch Jr.
   • Evan Rosier
   • Established Relationship
   • Recreational Drug Use
   • it's just weed
   • Barty Crouch Jr. is a Little Shit
   • but Evan loves him anyway
   • Kissing
   • Alternative Universe - Modern Setting
   • Finger Sucking
   • barty REALLY loves his pickles
   • and evan is extremely concerned
   • but also a little turned on
   • evan can and will hit barty over the head
   • oh to be young and in love
   • Late Night Drives
   • because barty's starved
   • five finger death punch it's important okay
   • Swearing
   • Mentions of blow jobs
   • evan loves barty's teeth a little too much
   • Slice of Life

   Summary

   All dramatic, throwing his head back only for it to loll to the side, Barty sighs. In slow motions, he rolls forward, hands coming out to grasp at Evan’s thighs.

   “Baby,” Barty states, full of confidence yet equally as exasperated, “take me to the McDonald’s—it’s on me.” Barty’s careful to throw in an over-the-top wink in Evan’s direction which only garners an eye roll from the other man.

   He loves Barty—he really does, but Barty is an absolute menace to society, and Evan has no clue how he does it.

   “Now,” Evan sighs, scrubbing a hand over his face, “was that so hard?”
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   Or, the one where Barty gets really high, and Evan takes him on a late night drive.

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