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The walk to this new damn school that the twins were going was something they haven't heard of before.

Dante: ".. So.. Dinos huh?"

Vergil: "it seems so."

Dante: ".. You think they might be giants? Or just little chickens walking around going BAWK, BAWK!"

Vergil: "... Thats not funny Dante and considering they have the same feeling and intelligence as us... Thats complete racism."

Dante: "... I apologize to whoever probably heard that."

Vergil rolled his eyes as they kept walking till they saw a shadow of a building. 

Dante: "is it me or does it seem like it came from a silent hill game."

Vergil: "we both can see that brother."

The twins kept walking till they saw the front of the building as the words "Volcano high" were mounted on the wall with pride.

Dante: "woah.. What the hell is this!"

Vergil: ".. Language, Dante."

The twins noticed as they walked up the stairs the crowded Area of technicolor individuals with scales and tails.

Dante: ".. Hey you think we might fit in with our devil triggers?"

Vergil: ".. Perhaps."

All students immediately noticed the twins as whispers and gasps about humans coming here, though some were surprised about looking the same. Vergil noticing this, slicked back his hair to his iconic style

Vergil: "that's better."

After slicking back his hair, Noticing the crowd looking at him. He gave the faintest smile even though he didn't like to socialize that much. The least he can do is be presentable

Dante: "ya know Vergil... Never seen you like this around except with mother."

Vergil: "... After school I'm going to stab you."

Dante raised his arms up

Dante: "OOOHH I tremble at your power.... Mister I am the storm approaching."

Vergil scowled at Dante as Dante gave a shit eating grin.

Dante: "hehe.. HEYO EVERYONE NICE TO MEET YA.. I'M DANTE AND THIS HERE IS MY DAMN TWIN OF A BROTHER, VERGIL!"

Vergil: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?"

Vergil smacked Dante in the back of his head

Dante: "OW OW OW... jeez man."

A few students chuckled at this banter

Dante: "Dont worry about him! He's just takes life seriously."

Vergil: "I DO NOT!"

Dante: "yes you doooo."

Vergil: "No I don't Dante, stop this foolishness!"

Dante: "NUH UH!"

Vergil: "... I'm not gonna even try with you today."

Dante: "one point for Dante!"

Vergil: "WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO COUNT? we're even."

Dante chuckled as they kept walking up the steps. There was a certain pterosaur that catches Vergil eye.

Dante: "who you looking at verge?"

Dante looked over to see who Vergil was looking at. 

Dante: ".. Wow... She would be so perfect with you!~"

Vergil then slapped him again

Vergil: "SHUT IT."

The sounds of the twins catches this pterosaur's Interest as they looked over with a scowl. Dante being an obvious people person then waved at them while Vergil looked down in embarrassment.

Vergil: "I hate you Dante."

The pterosaur was confused when Dante Waved before doing a little wave before looking back at their group

Vergil: ".. Dante.. I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"

Dante: "heheheheh too bad too sad Vergil..." 

They kept walking up the steps as they radiated their personality as more people noticed. 

Dante: ".. Come she looks perfect."

Vergil: ".. Dante that's undermining her."

Dante: "... True on that vergey."

Vergil: "STOP CALLING ME THAT!"

The twins kept bickering as they reached the top with Dante doing finger guns to Vergil which also catches an attention from a pink raptor. 

???: "yo bro"

Dante looks over with a raised eyebrow. Th e figure of a pink raptor then shot him with a finger guns. 

??? : "BANG BANG!"

Dante smiled as he quickly pulled out his finger guns. 

Dante: "Bang! right in da kissa!"

The pink raptor slowly fell as he acted out as bleeding to death.

???: "oh man.. You got me bro.. Good aim."

Dante: "..hehe.. Any last words comparde?"

Reed: ".. Names Reed."

Dante: "Dante."

???: "Reed get the hell up.. You look like an idiot!"

Reed: "oh sorry Trish."

The purple Triceratops helps Reed get up while he looked like he was pretending to tremble.

Dante: "hehe it was cool meeting you man!"

Reed: "you too bro!"

They both do finger guns to each other before Dante and Vergil making their way inside.

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The halls were full of mutters as Dante and Vergil looked around. 

Dante: "we should get breakfast.. I'm starving.. I hope they have Breakfast pizza."

Vergil: "why pizza? Theres many more optimal and better tasty options for breakfast."

Dante: "cause it's PIZZA! it's always gonna taste good."

Vergil: "... Dammit.. I can't argue with that."

The twins were mindlessly walking around till they reached the cafeteria.

Dante: "look at this...selections."

Vergil: "good assortment for carnivores and herbivores."

Dante: "look they have Omnivore selections as well!" 

It took a bit for both twins to get something as Dante got a breakfast meat lovers pizza with strawberry milkshake and Vergil took out a normal meal of eggs and bacon with something called “Berried delight”.

The twins sat down as Dante looked joyful at his meal whilst Vergil had his quiet blank face as they begun to eat.

Dante: "Damn... This is a good pizza!"

Vergil: "this berried delight is made wonderful with it's fruits of flavors and it's natural creme."

Dante: "okay Gordon Ramsay..'

Vergil looked at him with a scowl. He looked ready to defend the master chef. 

Vergil: "he's a great chef and you know that!"

Dante: "true on that but can he make good pizza?"

Vergil: "......"

Dante: ".... Oh.. He can."

Dante then deflated before resuming eating.

Vergil: "Foolishness Dante..Foolishness."

They continued eating before being Confronted by a female voice.

???: "why hello there!"

Dante: "GENERAL KENOBI?!? You are a bold one."

The female Voice then immediately went until a nerdy voice

??? : "YOU FOOL! IVE BEEN TRAINED IN YOUR JEDI ARTS.. BY COUNT DOOKU- sorry ahem."

The female voice stopped the nerdy voice with a more authoritarian voice

Naomi: "I am Noami Peri, Class president of volcano high and this lovely grey flyer is Naser Aaron." 

She gestures to Naser as he does a wave

Naser: "sup."

Dante: "heya... I'm Dante Sparda and this serious goober is my twin older brother.. Vergil Sparda."

Both Naomi and Naser gives a wave at Vergil as he stares quietly like he was looking into their souls.

Dante: "Dont worry about him, he just takes things too seriously."

Vergil: "It's the matter of fact that I am the responsible one Dante."

Dante rolled his eyes at his brother.

Noami: "hahah I see... Sibling rivalry and banter."

She then gives them school brochures that looked as annoying as school brochures can be. 

Naomi: "here you two, your journey for Volcano high."

Vergil immediately started to zoom through the brochure as Dante read it slowly using his pointing fingers to read across the lines.

Dante: ".... Oohh.. Hey Vergil.. Theres a poetry club.. I know you'd want that.'

Vergil immediately stopped and scoured for it on the brochure. He widened his eyes as they go back to their serious tone.

Vergil: " interesting... Very interesting."

Naser and Naomi looked at one another again before Naomi Interrupting them again.

Naomi: "ahem.. As I was saying."

Noami give a brief yet detailed description of what is to come for the school year as Dante looked interested but Vergil knowing he didn't listen to a damn thing whilst he Himself listened to everything.

Naomi: "and that's all! I hope you have a great first day here!"

Noami saying in her awfully Joyful yet fake tone as Vergil noticed this yet didn't say anything as a way to analyze her.

Though in Cue, Naser also having to leave as he got a message.

Naser: "oh see ya later guys, you too babe."

Noami: "... Oh.. Okay." Noami saying in a saddens tone. 

They both nuzzle with one another as Dante and Vergil look away quietly to not ruin their moment. 

Noami watched naser leave as she looked over at the twins.

Noami: "oh sorry, Naser is my boyfriend."

Dante: ".. We could see that."

It was dead awkward silence before Noami coughs out of awkwardness and gives them papers for their schedules. 

Dante: "hey look at this verge.. We share all the same classes!"

Vergil: "you're telling me.. I have to go.. To each class with this Buffon?"

Dante: "this Buffon can hear you."

Noami: "dont worry about.. Besides twins gotta stick together don't they?"

Both Dante and Vergil looked at one another quietly before shrugging.

Noami: "Oh and look at that we all share home room first period!"

Dante and Vergil looked at one another again in worry as the bell rang.

DING DONG BING BONG!

The twins immediately got up as Noami followed along and had chats with them. Vergil mostly spoke about poetry unlike dante: only spoke about pizza. 

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after the Bickering of the twins, they entered English as Vergil noticed the teachers wooden Katana. 

Vergil: "you're wielding it wrong... It has to be your right side."

The teacher looked offended at Vergil to check to see if this was true.. And to his.. Dismay, it was true.

Vergil: "what? I did nothing wrong."

Whilst sitting down next to his younger twin as Dante can only give the most realistic reply he can't give. 

Dante: ".. Vergil... You just broke his pride in trying to be a pretend swordsman."

Vergil: "... I don't regret nothing."

Dante looked at Vergil quietly as it was quiet before classing starting. 

The next class was math as Vergil had a smug smirk as he slicked his hair again and started to answer the math problem on the white board while showing other ways to solve and it was enough to impress Mr. C before going back to his seat as Dante was struggling except he secretly knew how to do everything.

Dante: "I'm impressed Vergil...and to top it off with using other methods? Thats just showing off."

Vergil: "Foolishness Dante.. Foolishness...To be a Son of Sparda; you must be an expert in every type of arts..especially the culinary arts."

Dante: "uh huh.. Well.... Shit I actually don't know how to Cook well."

Vergil looked over at him surprised.

Vergil: "How??? You've seen me Cook all the time?"

Dante: "... Ive.. Never really paid attention."

Vergil: ".. Idiot."

There was more bickering from the twins as Dante heard a bang from their left and noticed the pink raptor.

Dante: "..... Damn it..he got me.."

Dante then pretend to die on his brothers arms

Dante: ".. Vergil.. Whatever you do... Avenge me... And don't you dare eat my leftover pizza."

Vergil quietly looks at Reed as he stared him with a cold stare.

Vergil: "..fine... I'll play along." 

Vergil quickly raised his hand and start to quietly say bang as if his hand pistol had a silencer.

Vergil aimed one last shot to reed's head. 

Vergil: "I can't believe I'm going to say this."

Vergil: "Jackpot."

Reed immediately pretended to die as Vergil blew his pretend pistols smoke and put it away into his imaginary holster. 

Dante: "Hey you said the thing!"

Vergil: "I only did it for you.."

Dante: "thanks big br-"

Vergil: "I'm taking that pizza"

Dante: "... Damn you."

Vergil slowly formed a smug smile.

Vergil: "I'm always the better shot Dante."

Dante: "uhh huh."

Reed then revived from his pretend death.

Reed: "That was Some good shots bro!"

Vergil looked at Reed coldy before nodding with a smug smile as he sat back down. Dante of course did some finger guns back with a smile. 

The bell rang as both twins got up in different ways. Vergil being the organized brother putting his books and notebooks with ease and in organization in order whilst Dante was messy and just placed the books and notebooks in whatever order. The brothers walk out as Dante said bye to Reed before going to their next class.... Science.

Dante: "oh hell yea science!"

Vergil was surprised as Dante's reaction. He looked over at the younger twin in confusion. 

Vergil: "What have you done to my brother?!?"

Dante being confused as he looked over at Vergil.

Dante: "what? I may be dumb but science is just pure ease to me and it's enjoyable."

Vergil: "... How?"

Dante: "I just do... Jeez at least let me be smart in science."

Vergil: "... Uh huh."

The twins bickered till they reached their class while still bickering about how Dante enjoyed science. The teacher awoken by the two and happy that they were there. He gave them a spot to sit for the both of them as they sat down still bickering.

The twins immediately a looked around as class started whilst looking into the subject there were working on for the Assignment.

Vergil: "so.. We're on anatomy?"

Dante: "mmmhmmm... Though do to this being a dino school its including a dinosaur anatomy as well... So as you can see in the assigment we have to anazyle both bodies and compare and contrast the main differences but also see the similarities."

Vergil: "I'm..."

Vergil was completely speechless as he heard Dante's Actual scientific explanation between both illustrations of the bodies.

Dante: "The immune system of a dino shows how it evolved when humans came around as it slowly evolve into a similar structure."

Vergil: ".... I... How?"

Dante: "... What? I just like science verge.."

After a few more minutes they finished their assignment very quickly before just relaxing and doing nothing. 

Vergil: "what to do.. What to do.."

Dante: "that's my line Vergil.."

Vergil: ".. Of course.."

Dante looked around before his gaze passed a monochromatic weirdo before looking at them again.

Dante: "hey verge.. It's that pterodactyl girl.."

Vergil: "... If you had not notice shes a-"

Dante then whistles over to The monochromatic weirdo like the dumbass he is.

Dante: "Hey beautiful! My big bro here wants to sa-"

Vergil: "RESPECT SOMEONE'S PRIVACY DANTE!"

The monochromatic Pterodactyl looks over confused. 

Mp: "The hell you say?"

Dante had a smug smirk as he looked at them. 

Dante: "I said my bi-"

Vergil: "SHUT IT DANTE THEY CLEARLY SEEM UNCOMFORTABLE."

The monochromatic pterodactyl looked at Dante quietly with a hint of Rage when called beautiful as calling them and viewing them as a girl. 

Mp: ".. You calling me a girl!?!"

Dante: ".. Yea.. Duh are you not?"

Vergil: "......"

Vergil pinches his nose as groans

Vergil: "here we go... This is your fault Dante.. Not mine."

Mp: "I'm Non binary asshole!!"

Dante looks up and down at them, scanning for any details. 

Dante: "... I don't see it.... Wheres the computer code?"

Vergil widens his eyes as he looked over at Dante.

Vergil: ".... You idiot"

Mp: "IT SAYS RIGHT HERE ON MY PIN BIGOT AND I GO BY THEY/THEM!"

Dante squints at the pin closely as he looks at The Monochromatic weirdo and then at the pin. 

Dante: "... I don't see it"

Vergil faceplams himself and quietly notes to stab himself when they they get home.

Dante: "before everything... Goes to shit... At least tell me your name beautiful."

Mp: " I ain't giving shit to a bigot like you who can just say whatever he wants"

Dante: "BAWK BAWK LOOK at me! I'm a damn scared skinne! BAWK BAWK!"

Vergil immediately widens his eyes and slapped Dante on The back on his head.

Vergil: "I swear on our father Dante... You'll get more then a slap after school."

Dante had a shit eating grin whilst the Pterodactyl looked mad as hell at him. 

Vergil: "I'm sorry for my brothers behavior... He acts like a child with everyone... Please forgive us for annoying you."

The monochromatic weirdo stopped as soon as they heard Vergil's apology. 

Mp: "No.. I wanna hear it from him..."

Vergil looked over at Dante who looked back at Dante and looked at the Monochromatic Pterodactyl before sighing. 

Dante: "I'm sorry for calling you a girl... Though your clothes may say otherwise.. I'm sorry."

The monochromatic pterodactyl looked at him quietly with a glare before sitting back down. 

MP: "You're still not off the hook shrimp."

Dante was quiet as Vergil looked at him with disappointment. They resumed class till the bell Rang and The next classes until the second to last class.... Music.