Chapter Text
The countries were having their annual meeting, UN was trying to keep everything in order but was failing miserably, as usual.
"Blah blah blah global warming blah blah-" At this point, UN doubts that anyone is listening enough to tell he isn't actually saying anything.
"Give that back!"
"Hey! Off me!"
Sigh, "blah blah blah, fix it..." UN can't decide if he's going to blow up or give up, either way, he needs to call a break.
UN stood up in front of everyone, "HEY!" Everyone shut up at UN's outburst.
"Break, we are all taking a break for 15 minutes. Go pull yourself together before stepping foot back into this room. Got it?" UN said as he rubbed his eyes.
A choir of different agreements from the nodding of heads to the 'yes sir's and 'ya's. The room quickly divided into different areas. Some were in the snack and drink room getting coffee or tea, some were in the offices nearby some sitting on the couches right outside the meeting room, along with a few that stayed in the meeting room. Today was going to be a very long day. UN has to decide if it's wise to continue the meeting or to end it, or end himself, all very tempting options.
One thing he didn't consider was the weird-looking metal square on the ground, a certain superpower with 50 stars decided that it was his job to figure out what it was. He'll soon figure out there are consequences to his actions,
On second thought, he probably won't.
>>With our lovely states <33<<
Another state meeting and Gov is losing it. At this point, he gives up. He's taking a nap, or just banging his head against the table and is too tired to pick his head up again.
"It's mine now!"
"You'll never get rid of me!"
"Texas put that gun down!"
Gov used all his strength to stand up, "MEETING OVER" He called out to the states, waiting for the states to leave so he could as well.
One by one the states left to do their own thing except for a handful that stayed behind. Then Florida found something on the ground, a mental box, oh no.
"Is that even yours Florida?" California asked as Florida kept fidgeting with something.
"Nope! Gonna figure out how to open it though!" Florida stated as he threw the tiny mental cube on the ground.
>>With the countries<<
"Where did you find that ame?" Canada asks.
"On the ground, I wanna know what's inside it." He said, then he proceeded to trip and fall dropping the cube.
*The two cubes strike the floor at the same time causing a rift to form, but it was only seeable by one side.*
"Hey, guys the meeting has started again!" Italy called out to the North American crew (US, Canada, Mexico).
They walked back into the meeting room, metal cube forgotten about.
"Alright now that we've all calmed down," UN shot a glare at everyone, "We'll continue the meeting, now as I was saying-" UN was cut off by a knock at the door.
UN let his head drop onto the table. "Come in!" He shouted.
The door opened up to a security guard and UN's assistant.
"Hey sir, there's a situation" His assistant started looking around nervously.
"What kind of situation?" France asked out of curiosity.
"Um, so, basically, a bunch of purple appeared out of thin air, and..." The assistant looks over at America.
"And what spit it out!" Britian said getting annoyed at how long this was taking.
"And... they are the personifications of America's states..." the assistant finished.
No one said a word, you could hear a pin drop in the room which was very uncommon.
"... like... all of them?" America asks the assistant.
"Yes, but! Not all of them are here, at least for now" the assistant answers.
"How many are here?" Australia asks.
"Only about, 12 of them" Responded the assistant.
"Which ones?" England asks.
"I'll let them introduce themselves," she says, after which she and the guard leave the room.
They don't have to wait too long before one of the states burst through the door, and another running behind him, and one... drinking? And walking in behind that one.
"WOOOOOO!" Screamed the state that flew into the room. How'd he even do that? He was wearing a flamingo hat and shorts.
"Be careful!" Said the one running in behind. He had an orange Bennie on with a flannel.
"Mas, sha he'll be fine." Said the last to enter. He had on bead necklaces and a jersey.
"That was fun I wanna do that again!" Said the one lying on the floor.
"Are you okay?!?" Shouts Japan.
"Ya he's fine, don't worry about him, " said the one drinking, "Names Louisiana"
"Ya that's checks," America said looking awkward.
Louisiana stared at America for a second seemingly considering something.
"And I'm Florida!" Said the one from the floor. As he gets up holding an alligator they hadn't seen before.
Everyone but Australia, America, and Russia started freaking out.
"Russia! Do something!" Shouts Ukraine.
"Why?" Russia said yawning.
Louisiana finished off his drink and grabbed the gator, "Calm down it ain't even that big" he said as he threw it out.
America went to look to see what happened to the alligator only to not be able to find it. Through the commotion, they didn't see where the other person went.
They looked around for the person. When they spotted him he was standing in a corner banging his head against a wall.
"Shi-" Louisiana said rushing over to him, "Nope, not today sha, not today, your fine, we're fine, we'll leave after you introduce yourself, ya?" Louisiana said oddly softly as he dragged the other over to the countries again.
"Ya, whatever," mumbled the second one before he plastered on his Hollywood smile, "I'm California, he/him." He said in a fake cheery way. Everyone felt weird? Something was off with the way California talked, it sounded... fake. America could relate to that.
"Is that tea man in here?" Called out a voice. All of the countries' attention went to the source. As they looked in the doorway they saw 3 people standing there.
"... tea man?" Asks Germany.
"Ya that British bimbo," Spat one of them. Most people tried to hold on to their laughter.
Britain gasped in offense and tried to babble a response before being cut off by America. "Oh, you must be a part of the original 13 then?" America asked holding back a laugh. Britain paled at that.
"What's it to you?" Said another one of them, he was wearing a red Bennie.
"Yep! I'm South Carolina, the best of the Carolinas, this," South pointed to the one that insulted Britain, "is Massachusetts, and this one," he said gesturing to the red bennie, "is New York!" He finished with a smile. The people beside him grumbled.
They walked further into the room, to let more people in. Well two of them were practically dragged further in. The next people that walked in was another group of 3, one was being dragged in by another and one was following talking about losing and 'paying up'. The one being dragged was wearing a whole cowboy get-up, while the one speaking about paying up looked like he was just out on the town, at an overpriced casino.
"You lost fair and square!" The one at the party got up and said.
"You were cheatin'!" The cowboy shouted.
"I can't tell if they're like ame or the complete opposite," Mexico whispered to Canada, which caused the latter to snicker.
Quickly and suddenly the one dragging the cowboy dropped him, causing the cowboy to devolve into curse words. "Hi! My names Georgia!" He said smiling, ignoring the cowboy.
Grumbling the cowboy got up and dusted himself off, "And I'm Texas, the best of the best!" He said flashing a smile.
"Nevada, now Texas-" Nevada said quickly moving back to get him money. Texas looked as if he'd kill the guy so he got dragged away by Georgia again, and Nevada was distracted by California.
The next three to come in were...