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Adam x mammon cus I can't get enough of these two together!!!

Adam and mammon have to live together for a month and Adam has to convince mammon to do extermination on hell born but it takes a turn.

Chapter 1: The meeting.

Summary:

I dunno
Mammon goes to a important meeting for all of then sins and ends up bringing Adam home with him

I'm sorry I couldn't think of a summary

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It was an early morning in the Greed Ring. The city that was usually bustling with life was quiet and calm with only few gunshots and screams heard. The head Sin of the ring was dead asleep snoring loudly, his covers entangled with his four arms. Though he would have to wake up soon due to the meeting that Heaven had arranged for all deadly sins. He had set his alarm clock yesterday so it would be going off soon, the meeting had something to do with overcrowding of other rings such as his.

Soon Mammon's alarm clock made a bewildering noise and the Sin reluctantly woke up. For a moment he didn't realize what was happening, but he recalled yesterday's memories and in a hurried frenzy hopped out of his giant luxury-sized bed with the most expensive silk that was in the market today (he didn't do cheap, it wasn't him and would it ever be him!) before thinking about anything else he ran to the shower, then got dressed in his usual Jester outfit.

A small imp knocked on the door and entered his room with a huge plate of bacon, eggs, sausages, grits and a French toast. He had to eat a lot – he was a very busy man, and he needed enough energy for working, performing and a bunch of other very important things.
– "Here you are, sir! The finest breakfast I could make at this time", – the imp squeaked out, it was their very first day, so they were very skittish. They had filled in for the position to be Mammon's personal assistant.
– "Yah thanks mate" – was the quick response before the Sin dug into his food hungrily. He'd have to get this one to cook more for him and fire his other chef. That sloppy bastard couldn't even make a boiled egg without fucking up! A few moments later the meal was gone. His stomach was happy, and he could finally get to that stupid meeting.
Mammon entered the portal which one of the angels had opened for him personally and got transported to Heaven. He squinted his bright lime colored eyes to the white, clean and slightly warm Heaven light "Ugh, I fuckin' hate this place..." he growled under his breath, with a big puff of green Gas and a 'Ka-ching' sound. He found himself in a room with other sins who, just like him, were not so happy with an early morning meeting.
– "So why did we ave' ta' be here again?" – Mammon asked taking his rightful seat which was next to his bestie Beezelbub.
– "Because, Mammon" – the taller seraphim Sera started, – "there is a new problem arising in the other rings of Hell... It is overcrowding."
Mammon looked unamused.
– "So what ya' saying is you wan'ta bring the extermination to the other rings, do I hear tha' correctly?" – the Sin rose his brow finally settling his attention on the meeting's subject.
– "Yes, you have heard that correctly", – she responded.
– "I don't want it ta' happen, not on my watch", – he said calmly, wiggling one of his four hands in a refusal gesture. Sera looked up from the papers she had been browsing, surprised.
– "Listen, Mammon. We don't like it either, honestly. It hurts us as well", – Sera's eyes saddened.
– "Then why are ya' not cancellin' it?"
– "Because there are to many hellborn, and it's starting to get out of hand!" – she argued.
– "It won't get outta' hand if you stop solving all your stupid problems by murderin' the shit out of us! Besides, maybe we can figure out anotha' way of getting rid of the imps?" – he proposed, – "but how?.." – he questioned himself a moment later.
Sera sighed and turned her back to Mammon.
– "All of your fellow sins have agreed besides Ms. Beezelbub and Mr. Asmodeus..." – she took one last trump card trying to convince Mammon into saying yes, but he was bulletproof.
– "Just 'cause they said yeah doesn't mean I'm gonna ya' dunce!" – he was almost laughing, and Sera made a decision to bring in the heavy guns.
She made a requesting look and a golden-winged angel gracefully landed near the two.

– "Okay. It seems I cannot convince you, but maybe one of my counterparts can," – she said introducing the stranger, – "his name is Adam and mabye, just mabye, he will be able change your mind for the good of Hell and your ring"
– "Sup,"– was the brief greeting.
Mammon looked the angel standing next to Sera over, if he had to give him a rating he'd probably say that he was a three and that was him being charitable which he wasn't.
– "Fine... fine!"– Jester finally gave up, – "I'll give him a week... Betta' yet a month ta' convince me ta' do the extermination," – he spit grimacing.
– "Great! Thanks a lot, Mammon. Adam will be living with you if it is alright with you," – Sera visibly blossomed, a kind smile appeared on her lips. She carefully pretended she didn't notice a flash of shock and disgust on Adam's face.
– "Sure whateva' I don't care"
–"Then our meeting is over. Have a great rest of your days!" – Sera said slightly annoyed but happy nevertheless before opening a portal for them all to go. Before Adam was gone she grabbed him tightly by the shoulder.
– "Be sure to be on your BEST behavior, we need him to say yes, it's for the betterment of Hell!" – Sera declared looking him dead in the eye.
– "Ow! Fuck, fine okay!" – Adam replied, recoiling. She finally let him go, he scoffed, rubbed his shoulder and marched into the portal.
– "Dude, sick!" – Adam practically yelled looking at Mammon's mansion, – this thing's huge! – he said in awe.
– "Ye' I guess it is i neva' really looked at it ya' know?"– Mammon said with a frustrated tone sliding into his voice, though Adam didn't even notice or just didn't care.
– "I'll basically be your sugar baby if you think about it, you'll buy me food, clothes, expensive items and whatever else I want!"
Mammon looked confused, – "What d'you mean buy ya' things?" – he asked furrowing his brows, – "you'll be buying me shit, won't you? I mean you have so much money!"
– "Yeah, but that money's for me and me only I'm not wastin' a penny on you!" – mammon said laughing a bit.
– "Damn dude fine..." – Adam pouted and Mammon sighed, – "fine... I might spend a little on ya' since you are my guest..." – the Sin blurted absentmindedly, Adam's yellow eyes lit up in surprise and excitement.
"Really! You will, oh that's fucking great! To start out I want a Rolex watch, that new TV... fuck what's it called again... I saw it on a billboard... It's like Vox Tech's newest T-",Adam started but was interrupted.
"I already have alla' that", Mammon replied flatly.
"Well then you don't have to buy that, but you can buy me..." Adam continued to speak as Mammon got his stuff ready so he could get his work done for the day. The constant talking was really starting to get on Jester's nerves, he wasn't used to people talking all the time except during his pageants. The Sin huffed in annoyance letting a small cloud of green gas and turned around.
– "Okay, can you shut up for like two minutes?"
– "Yeah sure I can big guy!" – Adam chirped.
Mammon looked down at the angel, scoffed and started to walk away. Soon they entered his private office, where he could start getting some paperwork done for the next big performance. Maybe he could include this angel asshole? He'd known that tons of people had a fetish for angel and demon shit, this could probably make him some extra profit. While Mammon was musing about all that, Adam followed him into his office and laid his body on the couch Jester had there to lounge around after he finished his work. Despite many people thinking he always had work to do, he was Hell's main banker and financier after all, so of course he'd get tired after so much work.
– "So, uhh, what are you doing?" – Adam definitely started to get bored, so he decided that he could bother the demon a little bit more.
"Working", Mammon didn't even rise his head from the papers, "What do ya' think I'm doing?"
Adam grunted, "Uhhh, I don't know, that's why I asked?"
angel said looking at the Sin. The Sin buried his face in his arms.

It was going to be a long month for both of them.

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Chapter 2: Surprise guest.

Summary:

Heyaaaa!!! I'm back with another chapter!!

Thanks to corvuscorv's great editing!!

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Chapter Text

Adam woke up slowly. Нe didn't know where he was for a moment before he remembered that he was down in Hell, sleeping on couch in Mammon's office. It was the only place he saw as the most 'clean' space for him to stay in the sin's house.

Adam had to admit the last week had heen rough. He had to get used to listening to basically nothing. Mammon absolutely hated noise and angel didn't know why.

He had spent the last couple of days trying to persuade the Sin of Greed to allow the extermination on the residence in Greed though it had been tough. Despite this he had learned quite a bit about Mammon himself – like how he was secretly fluffy and how he had Chelcerae that were behind his canine teeth. Adam thought it was was cool as fuck not to mention the green Gas.

He started to get up before he heard voices outside. It sounded like Mammon and... Lute? What's Lute doing here!? She's supposed to be way up in Heaven right now... Adam quickly left the couch and walked over to the door quietly. He froze, listening.

"So what you're sayin' is that you want to stay here as well? Take care of the bloke? Hmm... let's go ask em' he's probably up already" – Mammon grumbled and Adam heard their footsteps coming closer. He immediately backed up from the door and ran back over to the couch, his golden wings knocking mammons very expensive glass ink pen collection. "Shit!" – Adam whimper-yelled looking down at the broken glass while the footsteps began getting faster. The Sin opened the door and entered the office with a loud "MY PENS!". He ran over to the glass pens only to let an irritated groan out. Mammon looked around to find the culprit but all he found was Adam looking at him from behind the couch, Adam cringed a bit: "yeah I'm... I'm sorry these uh... big ass wings got in the way and knocked them down..." – Mammon huffed and snapped his fingers. A small imp ran into the room and started to clean the mess. "It's fine.. jus' be careful next time..." – Mammon spit looking down at the floor. Lute has entered the room and looked at the small imp picking up glass shards from the black polished floors. She smirked and walked over to Adam and stood in front of him in attention: "Sir! I realized that you had left without me by accident. Hopefully!" She said with a salute, Adam blinked a few times before forcing a smile: "Yeah... didn't mean ta' leave ya up there by yourself... sorry tits... just had a job to do for Sera, you know how annoying that bitch can be!" – Adam snorted out, Mammon's face turned into a sort of sneer though no one was focused on him.
"So.." – mammon started – "are we gonna start talkin'bout when you're gonna start stayin' here?" – he asked Lute.
"I thought I could start staying here tonight if that is alright with, sir." – she said looking at Adam. "Uh... yeah, sure, you can stay but it's really not my choice it's uh... Mammon's since it's his mansion.." – Adam said eying Mammon.
– Adam said eying Mammon. "We have already worked i' out, so she can stay" – was the answer, Mammon's sneer softening as he talked to an angel, Adam looked back at lute: "Well, if it's fine with him it's fine with me I guess" – Adam said with an uninterested face.
"Then it's setteled! She gets ta' stay with you!" – Mammon said smiling widely though on the inside he felt a mix of emotions something new to him. It didn't matter though, what mattered was that it was gonna be so fun to watch the try to persuade him into letting the extermination pursue his people.

This was gonna get alot more interesting for all three of them.

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Edited by: corvuscorv

Chapter 3

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I'm not gonna be uploading any new chapters on this story for right now it will stay unfinished until I'm ready to write again on the topic of helluva boss/hazbin hotel I'm just not into the fandoms that much anymore sorry for making ya'll wait for this long

Thankyou corvuscorv for editing my story for me it means and meant alot to me :]