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Emotions...

Mix emotions to be precise... Was the only thing the City residents were feeling after the Reds and Blues intense adventure in discovering the truth about Project Freelancer and its program. Some were taken aback by the Director's lifelong goal, about everything that happened.

Angela was contemplating how the Director and Ayin were the same, both were geniuses but suffered many times throughout their lives. Both have a special someone close to them. And both use the people they know for their twisted experiments to achieve something horrendous.

One thing infuriates her is that, why? Why would Carolina forgive the Director after everything, he did for her and her mother?! JUST WHY?! 

"He's not better than Ayin after what he did." thought Angela in an angered tone.

Roland saw this and quickly came to his friend's side, "Hey are you alright?"

"I-I'm fine..." said Angela turning to the side.

"Is... Is this about the how Director reminded you of Ayin?" asked Roland, "And how Carolina just forgive him for all that?"

"She should've gained the justice she deserved but decided to leave him for what fate stored within him. Why would she do that?" 

He sighed he knew what she's feeling.

"Look..." Roland breathed out, "While I too, was surprised by her choice, remember all that blind revenge will not make things great just makes things more.. fuck up. Besides, do you recall what she said?"

Angela looked at him.

"You need to let go, your past doesn't define who you are. It just gives you the starting point for who you're going to be."

Angela went silent, upon hearing that. Hearing that line, made her recall those atrocious moments back in the City, how she treats others, etc.

"Just take deep breaths and clear your mind." said Roland.

She nods and does that, which slightly calms her down. Meanwhile, the others are talking about what happened in the latest adventure.

Don as always is fangirling hard on how much Carolina is a great hero and Gebura has a huge respect for the Freelancer(yes even the idiots, somewhat). Malkuth, Sinclair, and Yesod felt proud of how all the characters moved on and understood their struggles. Ryoshu grinned wishing she would have a spar with Carolina, Meursault simply acknowledged the group in a blank tone. Outis and Moses admired the combat tactics that the entire group did, despite failing sometimes.

Overall everyone talks about how much has changed through the adventures of the Reds and Blues.

"I still can't believe that the Director is her father." said Finn gasping at the revelation.

"Or that the entire thing was a huge setup just to achieve a huge goal." said Hod.

"I'm still saddened that Tex is gone." said Sinclair sadly.

"Don't be sad, she's now in peace after so much torture." comforted Chesed.

"I'm now curious where the Reds and Blues will proceed?" asked Dante.

A familiar voice was heard around the room, "Actually my clock friend, we're not gonna focused on the next adventure of the team."

Don exclaimed with a gasped, "Its the mighty voice."

"Fancy, we didn't hear from you for so long even with answering some minor questions in the past." said Binah.

The voice chuckled, "All of you seemed to be engrossed in what you're experiencing, so I rather stay quiet."

"Still what do you mean we're not gonna see the Reds and Blues again?" asked Taii, "Because I'm anxious to hear what's will happen next."

"All will be revealed, all of you are gonna experience another story!" chirped the voice excitedly, surprising them.

"We're watching a new world?" asked Gregor, making the voice reply with a yes.

"So what it's gonna be this time?" asked Netzach, "Something funny to tragic again?"

"Hmm... Kinda but this time its filled with mysteries."

"Mysteries? Like what?" asked Moses.

"You'll see." said the voice.

Now they're curious about what they're gonna experience. After that, all of them took their seats as their mysterious guide played on the screen.

The screen booted up, showing a doorway leading to a bathroom, and a small guy in a business suit simply walked past it.

"Uh, what's this?" asked Roland feeling strange about what they're seeing.

"Why are we looking at some bathroom? Don't tell me we're gonna watch someone taking a leak." said Heathcliff in disgust.

"Why would you say that?" asked Ishmael feeling green.

"Anyone notice a small businessman walking by?" asked Ella.

Ezra did recall seeing one, "Yeah I think saw it."

"So does that mean this world is filled with small guys?" asked Hod tilting her head.

"We're watching a world full of small people, how interesting..." said Vegilius sarcastically.

The screen gets closer to the toilet, making them fully prepared for what's happening. What happened was not something they expected. A man's head appeared inside the bowl, singing a weird song.

"What the hell?!" exclaimed Heathcliff.

"Hmm... This is unexpected." said Hong-Lu.

"Ya think?! A man's head came out from a toilet bowl!" said Tiphereth in disgust.

"That looks like something close to an Abnormality." said Faust.

"So it's about toilet heads?" asked Finn incredulously.

"That seems boring." said Vespa.

"Not quite my fellow viewers..." chimed in their guide, "All of you will witness, how something this random can lead to something unexpected."

Soon the man in the bowl lunged at the screen, jumpscaring some of them. 

To be continued...

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Everyone got spooked by what happened in the end, needless to say it was strange.

"Still I'm confused how there's gonna be a mystery with the... toilets." said Yi-Sang.

"We are still in the very start, we'll just have to watch." said Hod.

Everyone nods and began to watch the next one.

(Skibidi Toilet 2)

The scene starts and the same song from the previous one plays out.

My Style Is Ri-dic-dic-diculous-ulous-ulous

It screen shifted around showing a weird blue man doing a T-Pose and two small people dancing weirdly. However, the business man one has a creepy face.

"Okayyy this felt like if the Abnormalities went into drugs." said Roland getting weirded out seeing the three beings in the corridor.

"Nor argument there." said Netzach, taking a sip.

"What's that blue guy, doing the weird pose?" pointed Flower curiously, at Genie(from Aladdin).

"We shouldn't find out." said Finn to his friend, "It's for the best."

It goes towards a room with three urinals, making everyone prepare for it as the main focus of the song begins to play out, where two heads between the two toilets come out singing.

Brr Stibidi Dop Dop Dop Dop Dop

Yes Yes Yes Yes Shtib Shtibidi Dip Dibidi

Wwww Yes Yes Yes Yes

Brr Stibidi Dop Dop Dop Dop Dop

Yes Yes Yes Yes Shtib Shtibidi Dip Dibidi

Wwww Yes Yes Yes Yes

"Oh god, that song is getting annoying." said Heathcliff, holding his head.

"Well... I find it catchy." said Malkuth sheepishly.

"No! Don't fall for it!" said Ezra in horror.

"I prefer hearing the music of the Silent Orchestra or Singing Machine." frowned Yesod, wanting to hear the music of Abnormalities instead.

Then another head came out, but this one was different, the head had green hair and began to sing in a female voice.

We Ain’t Here To Hurt Nobody

"So there's a female variant of these toilets?" asked YuRia, "But doesn't look that different since this one just has green hair."

"Maybe it's to differentiate their gender, saying that the green-haired ones are the females?" speculated Dante.

Then other two heads sing closer to the female...

Stibidi Stibidi Stibidi

And then became a skull.

Everyone was silent after that.

"Uh I guess they don't like here?" asked Gregor.

"This is nervewrecking." said Angela rubbing her forehead.

"Nervewrecking? Call it a migraine." said Vergilius, ready to smash the screen.

(Skibidi Toilet 3)

The next scene starts this time however it's in public, and many people are staring at something shocking while others run away, one of the small humans from the previous one is in regular human size still spinning around randomly. The screen shows what they're seeing... 

It was the toilets but this time they are very big and are capable of walking now. Some of their size reached buildings and others the size of a bus.

The City residents were shocked to see the same toilets are now huge and are crushing any nearby human that gets in their way.

"H-How did these things become big?!" exclaimed Outis.

"I-Is this like an invasion? Like those aliens I watch in movies?!" exclaimed Don.

"I don't think these toilets are here to annoy anyone anymore, seeing how one of them crushes a person." said Sinclair, fully disturbed seeing the one getting flattened.

They still sing but the large one has a deeper voice compared to the others.

Brr Stibidi Dop Dop Dop Dop Dop

Yes Yes Yes Yes Shtib Shtibidi Dip Dibidi

Wwww Yes Yes Yes Yes

Brr Stibidi Dop Dop Dop Dop Dop

Yes Yes Yes Yes Shtib Shtibidi Dip Dibidi

The giant toilet kept singing before looking at the one staring at him, before lunging at him, showing it devoured the person.

"I feel sorry for that guy." winced Roland, seeing the one get eaten.

(Skibidi Toilet 4)

It starts showing people eating at their tables, meaning they're in a restaurant. What's strange is that, instead of chairs, they're sitting on toilets?

"What kind of restaurant have freaking toilets as chairs?" asked Rodya, "This ruined my appetite!"

"To have an easy way to release?" asked Heathcliff.

"In public?!" exclaimed Tiphereth.

Ezra sighed, "At least that one restaurant we investigated is much better, detective."

"I couldn't agree more." said Moses.

Out of nowhere, a toilet burst inside the restaurant singing around and passing through the customers.

Brr Stibidi Dop Dop Dop Dop Dop

Yes Yes Yes Yes Shtib Shtibidi Dip Dibidi

Wwww Yes Yes Yes Yes

Brr Stibidi Dop Dop Dop Dop Dop

Yes Yes Yes Yes Shtib Shtibidi Dip Dibidi

However, when he went through them, the customers were turned into toilets like it.

"W-What?!" stuttered Flower in shock, "T-Those customers they turned into those S-Skibidi toilets!"

"Skibidi?" asked Finn in confusion.

Cheses looked closer, "You're right, the customer sitting there became one of them."

"So does that mean t-these S-Skibidi toilets are former humans?" asked Sinclair.

"In theory, someone must be behind it." said Yi-Sang.

"But we still don't have the answer for that, on what the Skibidi Toilets origins." said Meursault.

A medium-sized Skibidi Toilet barged in singing deeply accompanying him were small ones that were the same size as puppies. The medium Skibidi Toilet slowly moved around with the smaller ones spreading around, and then the face of a Skibidi Toilet appeared on the screen with a cursed face.

Rodya flinched "Oh god, I can't unsee that face now."

(Skibidi Toilet 5)

It starts showing the military coming in with trucks and tanks, with some people watching.

"Finally, the government is intervening. Now they can take out these weird Skib thingies." said Gregor.

"Somehow I feel like, it's futile even with their intervention." said Vespa narrowing his eyes.

It shows in the air, showing the large Skibidi Toilets flying around the sky with helicopters surrounding it, however, their moves are doing nothing to it.

"THEY CAN FLY NOW!" exclaimed almost everyone.

"Great, they keep getting more worse! As if them walking around is bad, them flying around in the sky sucks!" said Heathcliff.

"These Skibidi Toilets, they're somehow evolving." said Faust.

"That's even worse." said Ella.

The giant flying Skibidi Toilet began to sing deeper mixed with the theme of Darth Vader, showing how much of a danger they are.

"I have to admit, barring the singing I like that other music." smiled Binah, at the Darth Vader theme.

Soon other three giant Skibidi Toilets joined in.

"Uh oh." said Malkuth.

"Uh oh indeed." said Hong-Lu.

The three giant Skibidi Toilets' mouths opened up releasing small versions of them as they caused chaos. They saw the guy watching them, and soon one of the flying Skibidi Toilets launched at guy with a cursed large grin, showcasing his end.

Everyone was mixed with silence on this one, showing how bizarre the Skibidi Toilets have become.

"Well humanity's doomed, that's that." said Roland.

To be continued...

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After contemplating what happened previously, they continued watching the next ones. 

(Skibidi Toilet 6)

The scene starts, this time it takes place in a disco where some remaining humans and some Skibidi Toilets are dancing together to the music, not bothering each other.

"Why are they dancing together, like they're comrades? I thought the Skibidi Toilets wanted to slaughter every human on sight." said Don with a puzzled expression.

"I... I... can't figure that out, knowing how random these toilets are." said Yi-Sang, having a hard time knowing what the Toilets' purpose is.

"Join the club." sighed Yesod.

The camera gets close to the DJ booth that has a toilet before a human head appears and bobs its head, this time it has headphones singing the Skibidi Toilet's signature speech, but it sounds catchy this time, compared to the annoying ones that the toilets' sang.

Stibidi Dop Dop Dop Dop Dop 

Yes Yes Yes Shtib Shtibidi

Dip Dibidi  Wwww  Yes Yes

As soon as they hear the catchiest version of the Skibidi Toilets' signature song, some of them bop hard on its tune.

"Fuck! I can't stop beating down on the music!" cursed Heathcliff, bobbing his head more.

"Waaah~ me too!" cried Ezra, as she couldn't control anymore.

"Damn the curse of catchy tunes." said Roland feeling it too.

"Oh no, everyone's getting infected." said Ella with widened eyes.

Just like previously, the DJ Skibidi Toilet lunged at the camera...

As soon as it stops everyone stops bobbing their heads making them sigh in relief, as the 'curse' is over.

(Skibidi Toilet 7)

The scene starts, showing a toilet leaning against a pillar with two random guys behind it dancing randomly like always.

"Wow, there are some humans still alive? Even after the invasion." said Chesed in surprise.

"Got lucky, I guess through a bunch of crappy or bullshit reasons." puffed Gebura, through her cig.

"Just like those other two dancing humans, in the beginning." said Vespa.

The screen gets closer, and if one can narrow their eyes a shadow is approaching the toilet, its figure shows to be human but its head has a different shape.

Some of the serious ones narrowed their eyes at the mysterious assailant approaching the toilet, and based on their instincts they knew it was not a regular human.

The figure leaned down on the toilet before its head popped out singing its song like always, the figure was not bothered by it and went around the toilet, noticing its pullable flusher. It pulled on it making the head scream, with its signing distorted before getting flushed away, ending its life.

Everyone's eyes widened seeing a Skibidi Toilet dying and defeated.

"D-Did all of you see what I-I saw?" asked Hod.

"That a Skibidi Toilet just died!" said Sinclair jaw-dropping.

"By simply flushing?! That's it?!" exclaimed Tiphereth, "I kinda expect it to be hard!"

"Well... Looks like these things are not exactly unkillable." chuckled Gregor, "Now whoever did that has a fighting chance against them."

"But I doubt it's gonna be easy." said Angela.

"Either way, these annoying shits, will finally gets what coming to them." smirked Heathcliff.

The figure sensed something and turned to see other Skibidi Toilets coming towards him, after witnessing one of their own getting killed by them.

"Looks like they're not happy, for killing one of their own." said Taii.

"It doesn't matter, he can just simply flush them like what he did to that one." said Outis, having a satisfied look that the Toilets can be take down.

However everyone(including the mysterious assailant) was taken aback with great shock when a large Skibidi Toilet came and this one looked different compared to the others, its head resembled a middle-aged man with black hair.

This is the G-Toilet.

It sings deeply like with the other large ones as it approaches the one who killed the toilet.

"What's that?!" screamed Flower.

"This one looks bigger compared to the other ones, maybe even exceeded the other large ones." said Malkuth sweating, seeing the G-Toilet.

"Based on his stature, he looks like the main leader of the Toilets." said Meursault analyzing the G-Toilet's appearance.

"The leader?" gasped Hong-Lu looking at him.

Moses looked closer, "Now that you mention it, he does look like the leader as its aura and appearance say so otherwise."

"This does not look good." said Roland getting a bad feeling about it.

If he's the leader then that means he's strong.

The figure then looked down and saw many toilets surrounding him, before one tackled him...

"Oof that hurt." winced Netzach.

"However things will escalate further now, since the leader is here." said Angela.

"And it seems there's more to this than some annoying toilets bothering or killing anyone." said Binah.

(Skibidi Toilet 8)

The scene starts, showing someone looking at the balcony, watching over an entire group of humanoids with CCTV heads wearing suits marching over like soldiers and accompanying them is an armored vehicle.

"Now who are these guys? More trouble?" asked Finn, not wanting to see more weird.

"They somewhat reminded me of some people in the City replacing their heads with camera heads." said YuRia.

"They kinda look cool, to be honest." admitted Sinclair.

"By they're positions, it looks like they're against the Toilets." said Outis, fully recognizing their march as soldiers.

"Does that mean, a fighting chance against the Toilets once and for all?" asked Dante.

The figure turned to the side and saw Skibidi Toilets(joined by a medium one) charging towards the new group.

"It's like a war is gonna start now." said Hokma.

"A weird war, between camera heads and... toilets." chuckled Gregor.

"Hmm... camera heads... Cameramen?" thought Roland.

The figure heard the sound of hits making contact with something, it turned and saw a Skibidi Toilet lunging at him and managed to take out its two companions, pushing it down on the building with a thud before the Toilet dropped down on him with a cursed grin...

"This time, were introduced to a new group, one that is enemies towards the sentient Toilets." said Angela.

"Think they're good guys? Cause everyone in that city truly need help right now." said Flower.

"Seeing how there's no one opposing them, that's a reasonable answer." said Faust.

"But they don't look that tough, seeing how tanks and helicopters barely faze those things." said YuRia.

"M.E.(Mysterious Enigma)." said Ryoshu.

"Who knows?" shrugged Roland, "They could adapt and make weapons against them."

Roland suddenly gasped as he realized something.

"What is it, Roland?" asked Malkuth.

"Everyone, I think throughout this time, were seeing through the eyes of those Cameramen!"

Their eyes pop hearing that, all this time, they're seeing the POV of those Camera people, witnessing their discoveries and deaths.

"Holy... shit." said Heathcliff.

"Indeed." said Ella fully agreeing with Heathcliff.

(Skibidi Toilet 9)

The scene starts, showing a Cameraman approaching a pillar with a picture of the first Skibidi Toilet, surrounding it are two regular toilets singing. They turned to him signing loudly, not bothered by it, the Cameraman flushed the left one making the other one flinch in fear and run away...

"Hah run away, you annoying craps!" laughed Heathcliff.

"The Cameramen, finding their major weakness truly gave them an edge." said Gebura.

"I like the look of fear, on that Toilet's face." chuckled Vergilius in satisfaction.

After flushing its two enemies, the Cameraman approached the picture before spraying on it with graffiti, revealing the symbol of a camera.

"Based on how it symbolized, it shows that a resistance group is forming." said Outis.

"Huzzah! A group of heroes are ready to take down the villainous toilets!" cheered Don.

"Like rebels." said Finn.

"Kinda makes sense, since we're with them in the very beginning and they lacked any malicious intent." said Taii.

"We wish these guys, good luck in facing the threat of the toilets." said Sinclair, wanting them to win.

The Cameraman heard the sounds of sirens and saw police versions of the Toilets chasing a Cameraman who just danced confidently.

"Oh great they have their own enforcers." groaned Roland.

"Just to remind anyone who gets in their way to show how the Toilets rule around." said Vespa.

The Cameraman noticed he was being surrounded by other Police Toilets, before one's face was near to it, before dying...

"May their battle be victorious." said Dante.

To be continued...

(A/N): Should I also make them react to Skibidi Toilet Multiverse?

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(A/N): Didnt expect another chapter huh? ;)

Things are casual in the City, people minding their business, murders happening around, crime running rampant, inhumane experiments, people turning into Distortions, etc...

Yep typical Tuesday for the City, until...

"Aaahhh!" screamed a man before getting brutalized by a Toilet.

Soon a lot of Toilets are beating up any bystander getting in their way, even some criminals are getting brutalized by them. 

The Five Fingers notorious for their actions in the Backstreets are even overwhelmed by them, as each of their strongest members falls by the Toiltets who sing menacingly. All the Toilets even turn any human they caught sight of were transformed into Toilets themselves to increase their army.

Many Distortions are also captured and converted into Toilets to increase their firepower overwhelming anyone.

Large Skibidi Toilets shoot down many buildings and plow through many Wings, nullifying some of their Singularities.

Beings of Urban Myths, Urban Legends, Urban Plague, Urban Nightmare even Stars of the City are taken down by the Toilets. Hell Colors was also killed during the onslaught.

In A, B, C corp were destroyed, and their top executioners were either killed or even converted into Toilets. Zena with her arm gone while kneeling, Baral's claws are gone, with his capsules spilled around and Luda's case is now broken.

"H-How is this possible?" asked Zena in pain.

"Such ridiculous things managed to destroy all of us!?" exclaimed Baral in anger.

G-Toilet and Chief Scientist Toilet looked down on them menacingly before blasting them to oblivion, both leaders laughed as their army took over the City.

Welp! They're screwed!

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(Skibidi Toilet 10)

The scene opened up, revealing what's inside the Church. The ones who are attending are the Skibidi Toilets, the screen got closer to the center where the pedestal is, showing a large toilet then a large head pops out with a halo on its head, doing the signature Skibidi Toilet song but with a religious tone.

Everyone cringes at the religious choir.

"Aw great now these things have religion?" asked Tiphereth in annoyance.

Hokma's brow furrowed on how these things use religion.

"Their takeover of the world seemed to give them confidence now, enough to make a religion out of them." said Binah.

"Ugh a place that I would rather not visit, these made the Church of Gears sane." groaned Roland, remembering the crazed cult who have a huge thing for Gears.

The large head kept singing its outrageous choir until it stopped when it heard a noise. It turned towards it, showing the Cameramen barging in making the attending Skibidi Toilets run away in fear and panic.

The City residents cheered seeing them, barging into the church.

"Yeah! Go fucked them up!" cheered Heathcliff.

"Finally they stop a horrendous religious lifestyle." sighed Ezra happily.

The Cameramen surrounded the large Skibidi Toilet, it won't go down without a fight, so it scoops up a nearby Cameraman and eats it.

They gasped and cringed seeing one of the Cameramen getting eaten.

"Oh, that poor Cameraman." said Sinclair feeling pity.

"May his comrades avenge his death." said Yi-Sang.

After devouring the Cameraman, it set sights on the one staring at it. It stretched out its head towards him but was flushed away thanks to the two Cameramen behind its back, pulling its trigger.

Taii sighed happily, "Something about flushing to defeat them seems satisfying."

"Well, it is their main weakness." stated Outis, "Surely they figure it out, to handle such a major weak point."

"No, don't jinx it!" said Malkuth in horror.

One of the Cameramen gave a thumbs-up to the one who was almost eaten.

(Skibidi Toilet 11)

The scene starts, showing a lot of Cameramen(even larger variants of them) are marching towards what seem to be three conjointed large Skibidi Toilets accompanied by medium ones, what shocking is there are still some humans running away, and there are only two of them.

"Oh no! Save those civilians!" exclaimed Don.

Gregor sighed, noticing the sticky situation between the two humans, "I believe it's too late to save them now."

"But they must!"

Just like with most casualties, the two humans are crushed by the giant Toilets ending humanity.

"Nooo!" cried the blonde.

Some bowed their heads solemnly at the last humans.

"Humanity may be gone, but at least they won't be forgotten." said Angela.

"That's right, it's up to those Cameramen to put a stop to these abominations." said Roland.

Two large heads pop out from the toilets in front singing and then another head appears behind them, this one has horns as they all sing together.

"Ugh these Skibidi Toilets continued being ugly." scoffed Gebura.

The three heads then lunged at the poor Cameramen who were staring at them.

(Skibidi Toilet 12)

The scene starts, showing the Cameramen fighting beating up the Skibidi Toilets on the bridge with the larger ones throwing them all away.

The City residents looked in anticipation seeing them pushed back the abominations.

"They're pushing them back!" said Sinclair happily.

The Cameraman observing the fight, then heard a noise. It saw Skibidi Toilet charging towards it, the toilet attempted to headbutt him but the Cameraman held its back by grabbing its head and throwing it down. Seeing an opening he quickly jumped over it and pulled the trigger making the Skibidi Toilet flush down.

"Didn't expect the Cameramen to be skilled." said Vergilius with an impressed smile, "Always thought they would be killed that easily."

"Don't underestimate them, these guys are meant to oppose them, of course they have some skills." said Ezra.

"They better utilize it more, if they have a chance." said Moses.

The Cameraman was then tackled town by a surprise attack from another Skibidi Toilet, it was about to finish him off but a Large Cameraman just came in time, grabbing it and throwing it away making the toilet explode.

"You go Camera people!" cheered Flower.

However began to die down, when the G-Toilet came in singing menacingly.

"Oh right we forgot about this one!" said Hong-Lu, "The leader!"

"This is very bad..." said Hod, having a bad feeling.

G-Toilet's eyes glowed yellow, before shooting laserbeams toward the Cameramen at the bridge killing most of them.

"It can shoot lasers!" yelled everyone.

"Not good for the Cameramen now since the G-Toilet just came in and expressed its power at hand." said Roland, feeling troubled for the Cameraman.

"They better deal with it or else it will spell doom." said Angela.

Then the G-Toilet saw the Cameraman staring him, before killing him full force with his laser vision.

(Skibidi Toilet 13)

Everyone's anxious on how the Cameramen will beat the Toilets since G-Toilet is now involved.

The scene started, showing a large camera vehicle with spider legs armed with canons.

"My, my that's a unique-looking vehicle." said YuRia with in interests.

"I-Is that a part of the Cameramen's arsenal?" asked Dante in awe.

"Seeing it looks like a camera it probably is." said Finn, "You guys think this new vehicle has a chance?"

"Hard to say but the chances is slim... we don't know exactly the targetted power needed to take down the G-Toilet." said Outis.

"Let's just pray for a miracle, if there is one." said Ishmael.

The Camera Strider then opened fire towards a flying giant Skibidi Toilet, who surrounded itself with smaller flying toilets protecting him. One of the Cameramen's airships is hovering over the giant Skibidi Toilet, which is taking heavy damage from the smaller ones, two Cameramen landed but one was not lucky, and fell to his death. The giant Skibidi Toilet's eyes glowed yellow shooting lasers at the Camera Strider blowing it up.

"So much for an edge in their battle." said Vespa.

"Not quite, recall those Cameramen landing behind its back?" pointed out Faust, making the hunter realize it.

The two Cameramen who landed safely pulled the trigger, making the large Skibidi Toilet flush down defeating it.

"Not much to have a way in taking down, the G-Toilet but I guess it has to do now." said Rodya.

"They need a lot of firepower for that one." said Chesed.

The Cameraman heard a noise and saw a flaming dying Skibidi Toilet crashing towards him with a cursed grin.

"Tch, these SKibidi Toilets are so stubborn even in facing death." glared Vergilius.

To be continued...

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(Skibidi Toilet 14)

The scene started showing all the Cameramen(accompanied by their large variants) marching together like soldiers with weaponized vehicles accompanying them. They're walking towards a group of large Toilets, with the middle one popping it's head out revealing an elderly head singing deeply.

"I don't want to be a downer of hope, but-" Finn was cut off.

"That despite all of them acting like an army of soldiers ready to take on anything but has a slim chance? Yes." said Roland.

"Nah, I'm sure they can take down a few giant ones, they have vehicles accompanying them." waved off Rodya.

Before the two sides collide, something huge came behind the large elderly toilet, before it was sent flying along with its allies, revealing an armored toilet with boosters charging forward with a twisted grin.

"Nevermind." gulped Rodya.

Yesod looked closer, "It seemed that the Toilets decided to have an arsenal of their own, this one reinforced himself with heavy armor and boosters."

"They seemed to observe from the Camera people with their heavy arsenal and decided to do the same." said Yi-Sang.

"Huh? Guess the Toilets are not fools after all." said Hong-Lu, in amazement.

After blitzing through its allies, the armored Toilet reached the Cameramen easily pulverizing them, even killing the one watching it.

"Oh no..." said Sinclair, "How are they gonna beat that? I doubt that spider camera can even defeat it?"

"They could try building an even better weapon." suggested YuRia.

(Skibidi Toilet 15)

The scene starts, showing a lone Cameraman dancing away from a large group of Skibidi Toilets with larger variants.

"Run Cameraman! Your life depends on you!" yelled Don.

"He can't hear you, know." said Gregor.

"Still he needed to know!"

"Now how is that lonely Cameraman, gonna escape this?" asked Heathcliff, "That seemed impossible to escape."

Everyone also wondered how as well...

They got their answer when a Cameraman observing from the top had a remote with a button labeled: 'BABA BOOEY'. 

"Baba Booey?" asked Malkuth tilting her head, "Seemed a bit tongue twisting."

"What can it do?" said Taii curiously.

The Cameraman pressed the button and soon all of the Toilets exploded killing them all, and spreading around their broken shards.

They all jaw dropped seeing the explosion that killed the disturbing army of Toilets.

Heathcliff smirked, "Fuck yeah!"

Gregor chuckled, "Well that's one way of taking them all out."

"You know, if they produced more of those explosions, they might have an easier time taking them all out." said Dante.

"While that may be true, it seemed more effective on large groups of enemies." said Faust.

"I couldn't agree more." said Gebura.

The Cameraman blew up, then heard a noise forcing him to turn around and saw a Skibidi Toilet charging at him, knocking him over the building.

"Dang it, those stupid Toilets!" huffed Flower.

"That's real low and I thought that other Cameraman who got pushed over in the previous one had it worse." said Ezra.

The Cameraman survived the fall, but not for long as the Toilet that pushed him landed over him, presumably killing him.

"If I saw those things crashing on top of me, I would smash its head to pieces." said Roland, getting disturb seeing its grin.

(Skibidi Toilet 16)

The scene starts showing a Skibidi Toilet with a Cameraman head. A regular Cameraman commanded it by pointing his finger towards a building with a picture of a Skibidi Toilet, making it acknowledge as it went there.

"A Camera Toilet?" asked Hod in surprise, "Did they make that?"

"It seemed so, they make this one to do espionage on an enemy base since that building over there has a picture of the Skibidi Toilets." said Moses.

"The real question is, if they're gonna spy on them, will the Toilets notice it's the difference? Because it has an obvious look." said Ishmael.

The Cameraman commanding it, pulled out a tablet showing what the Camera Toilet sees, it revealed all the Toilets managing on some consoles and machinery acting like a bunch of scientists or inventors.

"That looks unique seemed all Cameramen can look through each other's vision using that tablet." said YuRia. in interests.

"Let's hope the Toilets won't notice the fake among them." said Sinclair nervously.

"I doubt they would be fooled at something so obvious in appearance." said Outis.

The smarter and more scientific ones take note of the Toilets tinkering with the machinery as if they were the scientist division of the Toilets. 

The Camera Toilet kept looking around until it caught sight of an old scientist who looked to be the chief. A subtitle appeared on the screen showing: 'Chief Scientist'.

"Chief Scientist? So he's like the one managing over the smarties?" asked Heathcliff.

"It seemed so, Faust can assume he's the overseer for many of their scientific endeavors." said Faust.

Vergilius narrowed his eyes on this one, something about the Chief Scientist felt different compared to the regular Toilets, like he'll change things a lot.

The Camera Toilet then frozed as it noticed all the other Toilets staring at him singing aggressively like they were aware.

"Oh no! It's caught!" gasped Ella.

"Not good, it's position is compromised." said Angela.

They kept singing before the Camera Toilet saw a large SKibidi Toilet attacking, immediately make the Cameraman's tablet all static.

"Uh oh, this is bad..." said Dante, ticking in a panic tone.

An explosion erupted from the doors of the base, forcing the Cameraman to look up. Coming out was a large Toilet charging at him with a grin, ending his life.

Everyone got spooked by the charging Toilet.

"Well that plan was a total bust." huffed Rodya.

"They didn't even get anything from their spy." said Chesed.

(Skibidi Toilet 17)

The scene starts showing two(or three counting the POV) Cameramen overlooking something on top of a building, one of them is holding a control panel with many buttons.

"What are they looking at?" asked Finn.

It then shows the Toilets having a meeting, every single variant of them is there. Ranging from small, regular, big, giant, strider, weaponized, even the G-Toilet itself. The G-Toilet sing deeply as if he's talking with the other Toilets.

Their eyes widened seeing all the different variants of the Toilets in one single place.

"I-It's all the Toilets!" said Sinclair.

"And they seemed to be in an important meeting." said Vespa.

"Isn't the Cameraman's position a bit super risky?" asked Tiphereth.

"I agree with you there, they are in a very much compromisable position much worse than the Camera Toilet." said Roland feeling anxious at the situation, It was like infiltrating into a Finger Bow-Bell alone.

The Cameraman holding the control panel pressed a red button, it panned to the sky showing a Video Camera satellite pointing down.

"What's that?!" pointed out Don.

To everyone's amazement, the Camera Satelite shoots down a large beam at the meeting, the G-Toilet takes notice of the spies before he can do anything the beam strikes them all causing a massive explosion.

"Wooooaaah!!!" said everyone.

"That's some crazy firepower!" said Ezra.

"Its like the banishment protocol of the Head for Star of the City." said Yi-Sang fully taken back by that weapon.

"T-Think that finally take care of the Skibidi Toilets?" asked Hod.

The serious ones narrowed their eyes.

"No something like that, doesn't die easily." said Meursault.

"What makes you say that?" asked Netzach.

Through the smoke after the explosion, two twin laser beams hit the satellite causing it to explode.

"N-No way." said Sinclair.

"It did nothing!"  said Malkuth in horror.

The smoke cleared up showing that the Skibidi Toilets survived, as they began to swarm towards the building where the Cameramen are.

"Run again hopes of humanity!" said Don.

The Strider Toilets easily climb the walls of the building, killing two Cameramen, the last Cameraman tried running away but got stop by the G-Toilet who struck him down with his laser eyes.

"Damn, these Toilet blokes are more tougher than we thought..." said Heathcliff, "Not even some laser in the sky, can take them down."

"Is there even something, that can at least repel them all?" asked Hod.

To be continued...

Chapter Text

(Not canon to the previous Omake)

It all happened fast for the people of the City... Multiple pillars of light engulfed every citizen, worker, Fixers, and even employees of Wings got taken away. What is strange is that there are some people left behind in the City.

All the ones that got taken away are now then teleported to the world of SKibidi Toilets, the Alliance takes notice of a large group of people that rivaled an entire city and takes them in and whats surprising is that some people who died got brought back to life. With the higher-ups of the Alliance questioning the new people who got teleported and hearing their backstories on what happened, they decided to allow all of them to become new citizens in a city where no Skibidi Toilet threats would attack.

For a more specific explanation, an unknown force teleported all the good and morale grey people of the City, to the world of the Alliance.

With the higher-ups notifying the new residents about the Skibidi Toilet threats, some of them join up against the war with Fixers agreeing as well. Scientists and inventors who got treated unfairly in their previous world assisted in making weapons and tools that would help the Alliance, luckily some of them had plans for their former Corps Singularities which truly turned the tide of the war.

Regular citizens are given normal jobs, ones that give fair payment and better living quarters for their loved ones.

Soon the new allies of the Alliance helped turn the tide against their toilet enemies, as they easily repel some of the strongest attacks. Many stronger Toilets even have trouble against Colored Fixers attacking them and vehicles equipped with the Singularities even made things worse for them. Strangely Abnormalities are also joining in the fight and they act docile, not acting all violent rage.

Of course, there are problematic moments, where the Toilets played dirty and captured some of the Singularities which they incorporated with their tech making it equal against the battlefield. Soon both tides are once again equal in their fight, determining who will win.

But at least, the residents of the former City can now live happily as they prefer this to the hell they witnessed in their old world.

For those questioning, what about the corrupted in the City, who got left behind? Well...

"Damn it! I told you we get this turf!" argued a Syndicate member.

"Fuck you, its ours now!" said a Thumb member.

Things are chaotic as many explosions rivaling nukes, takeover the City. Many buildings even corporations are all destroyed, making it look like the 2nd Smoke War just happened except its all the corrupted trying to kill each other since they have no more people to exploit. Even A, B, and C Corp fell into shambles due to the chaos, as they can't handle all the threats at once in many Wings.

In hindsight... It became sucked for them.

(A/N): For those who don't understand basically the good-natured, the gray morale, the poor, even good-natured Fixers got sent into the SKibidi Toilet world, where they have new lives where they won't be going through hell anymore. Some of them have better jobs and some want to help fight against the SKibidi Toilets.

The corrupt and bad ones of course, were left behind in the City, as they fight among themselves since they no longer have people to exploit or kill. Which turned the City into a wasteland... Don't worry people from the Outskirts are also got teleported in, giving them a happy life as well.

And Abnormalities became docile, and assisted in the war...

Chapter Text

Kept you all waiting huh? ;)

Many of the City residents wondered if the Alliance truly had something that could at least stand ground to someone like the G-Toilet, something that would truly turn the tide on the war, for a while... However, their wishes will come true somewhat...

(Skibidi Toilet 18)

It started showing the Cameramen running away, in the middle of the field was the Toilet monument that got knocked down seemingly caused by the battle. Around it are empty toilets, symbolizing the dead bodies of the Skibidi Toilets. A large Cameraman is getting tackled repeatedly by a few Skibidi Toilets, he grabs one pulling its head stretching its neck to kill it.

"C'mon you cameraheads! Kill those annoying seats!" said Heathcliff.

"Wow didn't expect Heathcliff, to get attached." commented Dante.

"You're telling me." said Ishmael in amusement, "At least Don's not alone." 

She also noticed Sinclair is also getting into 'it', seeing the young man's face cheering for the Cameras.

Suddenly a larger Skibidi Toilet comes in, this one has a military design on its body, facial features like a beard, pure white eyes, and a red headband. It tackled the Large Cameraman instantly killing him.

This made the City residents look grim seeing what happened, while Outis glared at the grotesque parody of the military toilet.

"Damn this stupid Skibidi Toilets keep on getting strong." said Gebura, blowing out some smoke.

"At this rate, they would truly win this war against the Cameraman." said Chesed.

"RIP to the Cameramen again..." said Taii sadly looking down.

Everyone awaits the POV Cameraman's death towards, however before it can reach him, a large fist instantly smashes the Toilet shocking the POV and the viewers.

'W-What?!" stuttered Ezra, "What was that?!"

"Is that a large fist smashing that toilet?" gawked Roland, with a jaw drop.

"Where did it come from?" asked Yi-Sang looking around the screen.

Another Large Toilet attempted to attack the POV but it was instantly killed by a kick from a giant foot.

"And a giant foot too!" said Ezra, her eyes bulging.

"I'm not sure what the heck's happening, but this is a good thing, right?" asked Sinclair nervously.

A Strider Toilet charges towards the POV but is then picked by the same hand, that smashed the militaristic toilet earlier.

The screen panned up, causing everyone's jaws to drop more(even the likes of Angela, Vergilius, and Hokma) while Don and Flower fainted. The screen revealed what seemed to be a giant, a VERY giant Cameraman! Soon cheers of hype seeing it.

"Hell yeah! A big lad of the Camerapeople just arrive!" smirked Heathcliff, "Those stupid Toilets are fucked now!"

"Very, I can't wait to see the fearful looks of those things now." agreed Roland with a smile.

A subtitle appears on the screen, showing Titan Cameraman underneath the new cameraman.

"Titan Cameraman... Fitting for such a being." grinned Binah.

YuRia gets interested seeing the teach on Titan Cameraman's body.

The Strider Toilet on his hands squirmed in fear, before getting crushed to death. Titan Cameraman looked down at the POV, who gave him a thumbs up.

"Fuhuhuh, can't wait to see the Titan crush those Toilets like mere ants." chuckled Ryoshu.

"Now they will truly win!" said Malkuth happily.

(Skibidi Toilet 19)

It then starts, showing three Cameramen on top of a building taking a seat while eating some fast food, watching something...

"Uh how can they eat with no mouth on them?" asked Ella in confusion.

"Now that's a million Ahn question." said Vespa.

"Simple, it's similar to Dante's way of 'eating'." pointed out Faust.

The blockhead simply turned his head around, not wanting to discuss his 'eating' ways. Although he envies the Cameramen for doing it simply.

What the Cameramen are watching is Titan Cameramen stomping down on many small Toilets that get in his way.

This brought sparkles to some of the young ones' eyes from the City residents.

"Go! Go! Titan Cameraman! Lead the charge!" cheered Don, raising her fists in the air repeatedly.

"Ooh~ Made me wish I was in those buildings like those Cameramen and simply watched the entertainment." said Hing-Lu, "Although I prefer popcorn."

"Crushed them!" cheered Malkuth hard.

Yesod stared at her, "She's liking it too much."

After crushing many small Toilets, three Giant Toilets with three heads appear, confronting the titan.

"Nah, Big C can handle this very easily." said Rodya feeling calm, while leaning back.

"No way those three conjointed toilets can beat Titan Cameraman." said Roland, before muttering quietly 'I hope'.

Titan Cameraman pushed down the right head, the left head tackled the side of Titan Cameraman's head seemingly injuring him.

"Don't let that bite tear you down, soldier!" said Outis.

"Crushed him!" cheered Sinclair.

Vergilius was surprised to see the young blonde feeling super happy. He wondered if these 'shows' they were watching were slowly changing him(or anyone else).

Titan Cameraman punched the one who bit him, before flushing him to death. Then the final middle head came out, pouncing on him. Titan Cameraman grabbed the head, before the center of his core glowed, shooting blue flames and burning the Skibidi Toilet's head alive. One of the Cameramen clapped his hands for the kill.

They also join in the clapping,  seeing the execution of the Toilet. While YuRia seemed to engrossed at the core of Titan Cameraman.

"Spicy." said both Binah and Ryoshu, liking the kill.

"Titan Cameraman, truly turn the tide to this war, I pray that he and the Cameramen will succeed." said Yi-Sang.

Finn panted, "Phew I need a relief after seeing that."

(Skibidi Toilet 20)

It starts showing Titan Cameraman in the middle of the city, crushing two Strider Toilets.

"He dealt them with no sweat at all." said Netzach.

"Of course he is, he's one of the Cameramen's strongest." said Angela, as she too had that feeling of excitement, but small.

After that, the G-Toilet comes in singing deeply and his eyes glow yellow.

"It's the G-Toilet!" exclaimed Ezra.

"So the fight between both of the strongest has commence." said Vergilius.

"Be careful Titan Cameraman kicked its butt!" said Sinclair.

G-Toilet shoots its laser beams to Titan Cameraman. The camera's strongest quickly pulled a shield blocking the attack, as it pushed through to get close to the Toilet.

"Excellent strategy for Titan Cameraman, while using his shield to block G-Toilet's main attack, he slowly pushed through to engage him in close quartet combat to fully combat the G-Toilet, where he's in a disadvantage." stated Meursault.

"Now he's truly done, a victory for the Cameramen." said Dante, happily.

Moses then noticed something that made her eyes widen, "I wouldn't celebrate now."

Then something flew over the G-Toilet, revealing to be the same armored Toilet that plowed through the army of Cameramen. It rammed straight into the Titan Cameraman's chest, exploding on impact and damaging him fully.

Everyone's excitement died down when that happened, as they all cursed seeing that.

"Oh such bullshit move from that G-Toilet!" said Heathcliff in anger.

Roland sighed as he too felt frustrated seeing that, "Of course, this is a battle, there will be some dirty tricks to happen."

"Still low for G-Toilet to do that." glared Malkuth at the screen.

The G-Toilet used this as an advantage shooting his laser beams to Titan Cameraman damaging him more. Knowing that he won't win, Titan Cameraman quickly activated his jetpack and flies away to retreat.

"What a relief, he escape." sighed Sinclair.

"He better repair himself, to fight another day. He's the Cameramen's only ace against the Toilets." said Ella.

POV like those before him, gets killed off by G-Toilet.

"And the gag of Cameraman getting killed in the end, is happening again." sighed Rodya, placing a hand on her forehead.

(Skibidi Toilet 21)

It then starts showing a dark secluded room, in it is a table with some pictures, and behind the table is a Skibidi Toilet with its head not popped out. Two Cameramen are on its side watching and a POV is approaching it.

"The place they're in looks like an interrogation room." said Gregor.

"An interrogation room? Good let's see if there's some of those Toilets get tortured while spilling some shit." smirked Heathcliff.

"I second that." said Binah along with Ryoshu.

"T.T." said Ryoshu puffing some smoke.

(Translate: Tortured Toilets)

Then a head popped out from the Toilet, doing its usual thing singing.

Vergilius growled, "I'm seriously getting annoyed hearing that thing singing."

Angela sighed, "It's cursed singing is already imprinting on my mind."

The Skibidi Toilet stopped singing and looked to the right. What it's looking was on the hand of a Cameraman which is a picture of the G-Toilet. One can easily tell, he's saying that he demanded information about the boss of the Skibidi Toilets.

"So they're interrogating that Toilet about the G-Toilet." said Hokma.

"Good luck with that, unless someone understands their language, it's impossible to get something from them." said Yesod.

After staring at the picture, the Skibidi Toilet resumed singing and the Cameraman nodded at the POV.

"Uh did they even get anything?" asked Ezra.

"We're not too sure about that, I guess they might be based on his nodding." said YuRia.

Suddenly the Skibidi Toilet shakes crazily with its signing going frantic, scaring the Cameramen.

"It's going crazy!" said Don.

"Better to flush it down, in case it did something bad or worse." said Netzach.

One of the Cameramen did it and flushed much to their relief. However, the room they're in shakes a bit with the lights flickering much to the Cameramen's fear.

"Uh oh." said Hod, having a bad feeling.

The POV turned and saw the G-Toilet's eye staring through the window singing deeply. Many Cameramen ran away but they were soon blasted by his laser eyes.

"How did he know where they are?!" said Taii, "Did the Toilet they were interrogating with, send a signal or something?!"

"That seemed to be the plausible answer, perhaps it's singing frantically could be a signaling location for the G-Toilet to detect." explained Yi-Sang.

"Why I'm not surprised." said Roland sarcastically.

To be continued...