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    Finding it, standing staring at it, didn’t mean anything when there wasn’t a way to actually leave the building with it.

    They really didn’t want to bring in the authorities since they didn’t want to advertise the fact that Wakanda had statues lying around made entirely of vibranium. The whole idea was to keep this below board. To do this quietly.

    Of course, Peter should have known that Tony would find a solution to the seemingly impossible task.

    A solution that involved him waving a condom and a packet of lube in Peter’s direction.

    “I’m sorry,” Peter spluttered, not for the first time. “You want to do what, now?”

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    Tony and Peter get sent on a mission to retrieve a vibranium statue. It shouldn't be hard. If only they didn't need to find a way to smuggle it out of the venue...

    Prompt: Object Insertion

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