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“There Mixmaster I added the concrete,” Bonecrusher said as he tossed the now empty bag aside and dusted off his hands
“I…I…I hope not…not…not,” Mixmaster said in a sing song voice as he started spinning his drum
“Dare I ask?” Bonecrusher asked as he added water
“I as…as…asked you to add cement,” Mixmaster said, he wasn’t serious as he could tell that the right ingredient was added just from the sensors in his drum, it was just fun to mess with Bonecrusher sometimes
“So, aren’t the words…cinnamons?” Bonecrusher said unable to recall the right English word but that was close enough
“Synonyms, and You…you…you wouldn’t be saying that if it was a component of an ex…ex…explosive,” Mixmaster hummed
“That’s cause an explosive could explode with the wrong components,” Bonecrusher said giving an eye roll
“And if…if…if you add the wrong component to my drum it could set up…up…up to fast and harden in there,” Mixmaster said a shrug apparent in his voice
“Hey you ever watch the show Mythbusters, before it was band from the Nemsis?” Bonecrusher said still a little annoyed, “You know the one where they filled a mixer with explosives to clean it, could do that for you.”
“You can do it…it…it when I die,” Mixmaster said, “I…I…I always wanted to go out with a bang?”