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i read a book peacefully. it was kinda nice having half the school be quiet, probably because everyone was hiding during akuma attacks.
i don't get the worry, the super heros will make sure these new akumas are dealt with- a flash of red and black crashed into me, and knocked my glasses off.
Alley:"ladybug?"
Ladybug:"sorrytoghtakumaillfixit"
and she was gone.
I reached for my glasses. *huh.* my glasses ends that were usually normal leopard colors where snow white and blue instead of the brown I was used to.
I put the glasses on and opened my book where I left.
a small leopard thing floated in front of my book. *the fuq???*
Cllaw:"hello homosapien, i see destiny has chosen you."
i tripped backwards and fell onto the nearby bench. *floating leopard mouse, not the weirdest thing around here.*
Cllaw:"homosapien?"
Alley:"yes?"
Cllaw:"you have been chosen as the new holder of the miraculous of the mind!"
Alley:"but i don't have a miraculous! and what are you?"
Cllaw:"1) your glasses are now a miraculous. 2) i am a kuami, i grand powers. all the other holders have kuamis."
Alley:"uh... why me?"
I hid in a bathroom stall.
Cllaw:"i have no idea why you. the universe chooses, i don't choose my holder."
Alley:"So I'm a superhero now? like ladybug and rena rouge?"
Cllaw:"I guess so. oh! I'm Cllaw, forgot to say, you?"
Alley:"call me All. how do i turn into like.... suit and things?"
Cllaw:"just say: Cllaw, tail out!"
Alley:"how do i know if i'm ready?"
Cllaw:"you can't know."
Alley:"thanks? Cllaw tail out!"
Cllaw:"wai-"
life hit fast. It felt like my concentration meds hit but no anxiety and my already heightened senses were now controllable.
I looked at the bathroom mirror. I had a tail. not a clothing tail. an actual animal tail, ears too. I had long sleeves on and boots with a half face mask covered in snow leopard spots.*WOW*
confedece hit me like a truck. i wanted to do something stupid. so i did. i let my tong out like a cat.
cuteness sure is a weapon. a powerful one too.
Alley:"so uh... Cllaw, what are my powers?"
Alley:"Cllaw?"
i detransformed. Cllaw appeared in front of me.
Cllaw:"your powers are controled by your mind, and your mental state... do you happen to have any food?"
Alley:"here have my backup biskits"
i gave them a biskit.
Alley:"and now do i activate does powers?"
Cllaw:"mind hail."
Alley:"uh... got it."
once Cllaw finished eating i was read to join ladybugs team.
Alley:"Cllaw, tail out!"
i straightened my back and was ready to go see an akuma up close.
Alley:"MIND HAIL!"
i felt like i could jump over a building or run a marathon.
i ran outside and leaped aiming for the roof. its was so nice to feel the wind on my face. i wasn't focusing on the landing and... managed to save it with a role that wasn't so successful.
jumping on the rooftops of paris was harder then i imagined, as i got closer to the akuma i wasn't sure what i was looking at, so many superheros all against a huge lollipop man.
*seen weirder shit before.*
renarouge ran past me.
*she's 100% taken. and probably 2 years older. don't think of it.*
Alley:"mind hail"
the effect wore off. i looked at the scene, then saw something no one else noticed. a group of kids, under a car, hiding.
lollipop mad was going in their direction! I ran to their direction and inhaled as fast as I could.
Alley:"MIND HAIL!!!"
a huge shield and axe appeared in my hands.
*did i just get the satan's spawn's goat shield and axe???*
lollipop man noticed me and was gonna sqwash me with his lollipop foot, *what a sweet way to die*
Alley:"I HAVE THE POWER OF PUNS AND ROLEPLAY ON MY SIDE!!! AND THIS CLAWSOM SHIELD!!!"
i rased the shield to stop the lollipop man.
*DUUUMMMBBBB WAYS TO DIEEEEE*
i was pulled out of the way by ladybugs yoyo. the kids where saved by voyage.
and before i knew it, "miraculous ladybug!" and then they ALL turned to me.
chatnoir: "hello"
ladybug:"whats your name?"
Alley:"call me frost feline!"
i could feel them watch me, i was getting uncomfortable...
Alley:"mind hail"
i disappear into a white portal.