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Ace Attorney CD-I

Summary:

In an archive buried deep inside Capcom's headquarters lie three unused scripts for video games for the CD-I

There is:
Phoenix and the Verdicts of Injustice
Franziska and the Wand of Iustitia
Hotel Japanifornia

This is a documentation of those scripts.

Notes:

Hello friends! I originally wrote these parodies in 2020 as a fill for the kink meme. I decided in honor of a beta disk for Hotel Mario being found (currently being documented by this channel: https://www.youtube.com/@gamepakrat), to bring them over here!

Chapter 1: Hotel Japanifornia

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

(It's a nice summer day, Phoenix and Maya are walking through an archway with a sign reading, "Feyithia". Unbeknownst to them, there's an uninvited guest.)

Redd White:
(laughs maniacally)

Phoenix:
Nice of Mia to invite us over a picnic, eh Maya?

Maya:
(rubs HER stomach) I hope she made lots of burgers! Ooooh and ramen, and you can't forget steak!

Phoenix:
(stops suddenly and points) Maya, look!

(Phoenix walks up to a building and pulls a piece of paper off)

Phoenix:
It's from Redd White! It reads:

 

"To the Peskiferous Lawyer and his counterproductient assistant

The employees at my bigeautiful Bluecorp and I have seized the trashorrible kingdom of Feyithia! Since then, I have captducted Queen Mia and she is now locked away with great impuditude at one of my seven Bluecorp hideouts! You can find her if you'd like, but your efforts will be fruitlesstile!

Good luck, Redd White."


(finishes reading) We gotta rescue Mia!

Maya:
And you gotta help us!

Phoenix:
If you need instructions on how to get through the hideouts and save Mia, check out the enclosed instruction book.

Notes:

I thought at the end of this note, I'd share with you some art that someone created based off of this particular part of the fill:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/538664305604820992/723336901901418546/image0.jpg?ex=65f3997c&is=65e1247c&hm=dc7b016d6327d1f292893f32cb4a6243513a5f67a499a5046773af6aaa3247b5&

I don't know if this person will ever see this, but if by chance if they do, I want them to know that I absolutely love this. It fills me with so much joy that someone could create something like this based off of my own work. Every time I think of this, it brings a smile to my face.

Chapter 2: Franziska and the Wand of Iustitia

Chapter Text

The Judge:
Franziska, Lord Gant is under attack by the evil forces of Von Karma. I'm going to the kingdom of
Iustitia in order to aid him.

Franziska:
But Your Honor, what if something happens to you, you foolish fool? You know the kingdom of Japanifornia can't stand on its own without its warrior of justice.

The Judge:
I shall take the Shield of Courage to protect me. If you don't hear from me in a month, send Phoenix.

Franziska:
Iris!

Iris:
Don't worry, Franziska. The Shield of Wisdom promises the Judge will safely return.

The Judge:
Enough! My ship sails in the morning. (looks around) I wonder what's for dinner.

Phoenix:
Oh boy! I'm so hungry that I could eat a Truthslayer!

(A month goes by)

Franziska:
(sighs in irritation) A month gone, and no word from that foolish fool! When I see him again, I'm going to-

Iris:
Franziska! (grabs FRANZISKA's whip) There's no need to resort to violence. I'm certain Your Honor is alright.

Phoenix:
Yeah, Von Karma is no match for the warrior of justice!

Franziska:
Phoenix, go to Iustitia and find that blithering fool!

Phoenix:
Great! I can't wait to bomb some Justicesuckers!

(more time passes)

Franziska:
Wake up, Iris! We're going to Iustitia.

Iris:
(sleepily) Alright, Franziska...I'll get the Shield of Wisdom.

Chapter 3: Phoenix and the Verdicts of Injustice

Chapter Text

Phoenix, wearing a navy blue tunic and hat:
Gee, the verdicts sure are terrible around here.

The Judge, who's magically dyed his beard and is wearing a toupee:
Mah boi, this verdict is what all true lawyers strive for!

Phoenix:
I just wonder what Von Karma's up to...

Edgeworth, flies in on a magic carpet. He's currently wearing a turban, and seems very disgruntled:
(with no emotion) Your Honor, Von Karma and his minions have seized the kingdom of Attornia.

The Judge:
(presses finger to chin in thought) Hmm, how can we help?

Edgeworth, pulls out a scroll from hammerspace:
(barely reading) It is written that only Phoenix can defeat Von Karma.

Phoenix:
Great! I'll grab my objection finger, and my other stuff!

Edgeworth:
(eyeroll) There is no time, your mighty blade of justice will be enough.

Phoenix:
(to FRANZISKA) How about a kiss, for luck?

Franziska, shaking her head:
(shakes head) Don't make me laugh, you foolishly foolish fool.

Edgeworth:
OBJECTION! We're off!

Phoenix:
(looks down) Whoooooooaaaaaaaa, what are all those guilty verdicts?

Edgeworth:
These are the Verdicts of Injustice. You must overturn each!

Phoenix:
I guess I'd better get going!

Edgeworth:
Here is the map (hands him a poorly crafted map that only shows the locations of areas and not their names). Where do you wish to go?