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1. god save the king! by maraschinogirl

   Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   08 Mar 2024

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   • Diego Brando/Funny Valentine
   • Diego Brando
   • Funny Valentine
   • One Shot
   • Age Difference
   • Extremely Dubious Consent
   • JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 7: Steel Ball Run
   • Bottom Diego Brando
   • Non-Consensual Oral Sex
   • Face-Fucking
   • Chess
   • Period-Typical Homophobia
   • Period Typical Attitudes
   • diego has a british accent you cowards
   • Frottage
   • this is toxic just a lil warning hehe

   Summary

   pyrrhic victory (noun). a victory that is not worth winning because the winner has suffered extensive loss or experienced tremendous mental anguish. named after Pyrrhus, the king of Epirus, who defeated the Romans in 279 B.C.E. but lost many of his own men.

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   Diego Brando comes to know what defeating the President truly entails.

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