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keith and lance were once worms. they would often meet in a beautiful meadow and chat about their troubles. but this time, lance wanted to do more than talking.
“keith i wanna have my worm babies with you. this way they can have cute little mullets once they’re born”
“ok bbg . YEEHAW!” keith yelled. lance was then gobsmacked.
“but baby, who should carry the egg capsules????”
“you will, lance. i am the alpha.”
and so they diddled. sperm traveled along keiths ventral sperm groove until it reached the seminal receptacles of lance. there were twenty egg capsules in lance’s clitellum, but only five survived.
they named their babies setae, gizzard, nerve ganglia, aorctic arches, and buccal cavity and lived happily ever after until the entire family died 3 days later due to a chipmunk named charlie eating them.
then charlie the chipmunk died from eating a poisoned goldfish.
THE END