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Alastor relaxed in the early morning sunshine while his radio broadcast took a quick music break. He played only the best jazz and music that Angeldust requested. Alastor leaned comfortably back into his chair and hummed along with the current song's tune while watching the fucked up demonic birds fly outside. All was quiet and serene for once which is quite rare at the hotel.
As he leaned back and adjusted his bowtie, he heard the door to the studio open and stepped in his beloved spider demon, Angeldust. Angeldust walked in handed Alastor a cup of tea and smiled,
“Good morning, sugar.”
Alastor looked up at Angeldust with a light love in his radio eyes and sipped on the tea, it wasn't too sugary but also not too milky just how he liked it. Angeldust always took into consideration Alastor's pickiness when it came to food and drinks.
Alastor smiled and gently held one of Angeldust's four hands in his own and kissed it,
“Good morning, my love.”
Angel smiled and pulled up a comfortable chair to sit beside Alastor as the jazz music continued playing quietly into his ears,
“I thought Valentino wanted you at work early this morning, did plans change?” Alastor asked even though knowing it was a touchy subject
“Meh, for some reason he said he was going on vacation.” Angeldust shrugged and leaned a bit on the desk in front of him
Alastor smirked, knowing all too well why Valentino was on vacation but decided to keep that to himself since Angeldust was more than happy with this time off.
“That's a good thing, I suppose. You’ll get to spend more time around the hotel.”
Angel nodded and kissed Alastor's cheek, “Well, most importantly, I get to spend time with the one that I treasure most in all of hell~”
Alastor chuckled and returned the kiss on Angeldust's cheek,
“That too, my love.”
Angeldust yawned and leaned into Alastor and then saw how fidgety Alastor was. What many residents of the hotel and people of hell didn't notice was the signs of when Alastor wanted something, he would fidget with his fingers, tapping them frantically on the desk and his ears began to twitch from side to side. Many demons were intimidated by this and often associated it with Alastor being mad since it often accompanied that emotion when it came to Alastor and how he chose to express himself. However, Angeldust found it very adorable, just seeing such a dangerous and feared overlord all flustered and anxious made him oh so happy.
“What’s up, sugar? I know that look~”
Alastor was quiet for a moment and said in an almost staticky tone, “Can I….Angel, will you allow me to sit in your lap?”
Angeldust smiled and moved to Alastor's seat and they changed their positions so Angel now had Alastor comfortably in his lap.
“Better?” Angeldust asked kissing Alastor's fluffy ears,
“A lot better, thank you.”
Alastor snuggled into Angeldust's soft, pink chest fur and let out a soft purring, happy noise.
“Awhh~ You’re just the cutest little deer I’ve ever seen.”
Alastor sighed happily, “Good. That was my goal.”
After a while of cuddling the music break ended and Alastor pulled the corded microphone closer, flipped a few switches hit a few do-dads, and then began to speak.
“Good morning demons of hell! I am sure you all missed me last night in my absence. I hope Charlie Morningstar's surprise guest appearance was enough to keep you entertained.”
Angeldust raised an eyebrow and whispered, “Is that why she’s sleeping standing up in the kitchen like a goddamn vampire or some shit?”
Alastor gave a simple nod and continued talking into the microphone to however many people were tuned into Alastor's hypnotic voice. Angeldust then had an idea and motioned for Alastor to cut to ads or music for a moment or two.
“What's the matter, Amore mio?”
Angeldust blushed as Alastor called him the Italian phrase for ‘my love’. It was his favorite nickname that Alastor used, and yet he still wasn’t used to it and how it made his chest flutter with butterflies rather than the moths that always ate away at his heart like it was a shirt on a line,
“Luci is still in his office. He’s been cooped up there for a while. I’m worried for him, sugar.”
Alastor looked slightly surprised and nodded, “Yes, now that you mention it, I didn’t see him when I was walking into the radio studio this morning and normally he’s awake earlier than I.”
Angeldust hummed and gave Alastor slight puppy dog eyes, “Can I see that microphone for a moment?”
Alastor was curious about what his boyfriend was planning and also he was rather impressed by his quick cognitive abilities, so, he handed the spider porn star the microphone and hit a big green button to unmute it, turning the button red. The fact that for Alastor's radio set-up red meant on and green meant red used to always annoy Angeldust and was always the only thing Alastor could do to genuinely annoy Angeldust, however, it stopped annoying Angeldust when he once wore a red sweater Alastor complimented him on his green sweater.
“Hello, residents of Hell, we will cut back to music in just a moment, however, I would like to ask a very nice king of Hell, Lucifer Morningstar, to come to the radio studio. I know he’s listening to the radio, you have it going 24/7….Oh, and bring Fat Nuggets with you, you might need a cute pig to hug.”
Angeldust handed the microphone back to Alastor who smiled,
“Thank you to my lovely boyfriend, Angeldust for that announcement. We will now cut back to the jazz with Picture Frame by the early 20’s group, ‘Vigorous Champagne’ .”
The Radio Demon put the microphone back down on the desk and felt all four of his arms around Alastor and said quietly, “Sorry if that request was out of goddamn nowhere, I am just really fucking worried for Luci. He’s been so…depressed lately, and I think that our plan will put a smile on his face, if only for a while that is.”
Alastor hummed and kissed Angeldust's lips delicately, “I know, I’ve been rather worried too. When it was my turn to make dinner last night, I asked him what he would want and he said stir-fry for some reason. He hates stir-fry! He hates the smell whenever it's anywhere near him!”
Angeldust let out a soft pout, “Poor thing…”
Alastor nodded in agreement, “La nostra cara mela seem to be going through a lot, I hope we can atleast get a laugh out of him atleast.”
Angeldust nodded and returned to his previous actions which included petting Alastor's ears which made the deer-esc demon purr like a kitten in Angeldust's hands, “Oh, sugar…” Angeldust kissed his ears with a lot of love and affection,
“He’ll be here soon, I hope.”
After about half an hour, the door opened again, revealing a tired, deep-eye bagged, Lucifer. Angeldust instantly got up, obviously setting Alastor down first, but then ran to Lucifer and helped him to the nearby cot. Fat Nuggets ran in after him, his curly tail sticking up in the air and letting out a quiet oinking noise, jumping up on the couch next to Lucifer and sitting next to Lucifer, Lucifer petted the pig's soft head and gave a weak chuckle.
“I appreciate the care and support, but why did you guys call me down here?”
Alastor stood up and walked over to his drink cart that he kept in his office and since he knew Lucifer wasn’t all that into alcohol, especially this early in the morning, he poured him a glass of some appley flavored caffeinated abomination.
The two sat in front of their dear king of hell, wanting to make sure he was ok, Alastor gave him the glass full of his drink and Lucifer hesitantly sipped on it for a moment before setting it on the gorgeous coffee table in front of him.
“How do you get so fucking exhausted? Poor dear…” Angel sat beside him, draping a blanket over Lucifer's shoulders and feeling his forehead for any type of temperature
“Did you catch something? I told you not to go to that goddamn meeting with… what his nuts? I don’t know and I don’t care! I told you people from the sloth ring gives you more diseases than snorting cocaine off a fucking dive-bar toilet seat!”
Alastor paused, “Are you speaking from experience, Angel?”
Angeldust shushed Alastor, putting a finger to the man's toothy grin, “Shut your adorable fucking mouth! I am too sober to tell those stories and we have a bigger problem on our hands!”
Alastor chuckled and sat on Lucifer's other side and held Lucifer's hand, “Apologies for Angels….language, it happens when he gets worried about something he cares so deeply about.”
Lucifer blushed brightly, “Wait...Care deeply about? Huh??”
Angeldust took off Lucifer's hat, revealing his messy hair, “Oh you sad son of a bitch…”
Angeldust pulled Lucifer into his chest and began to brush his hair out with his long fingers which Alastor has learned are good at many things, including detangling hair.
Before Lucifer could say anything, Alastor took off his red tailcoat, tie, and heeled boots, leaving just his undershirt and rather flowy bell-bottom pants. Alastor then laid gently on Lucifer's chest, almost acting like a weighted blanket because of his natural body heat. Lucifer let out a sad sigh and Alastor saw tears in his eyes.
“Oh, sugar…Did we make you cry?”
Lucifer shook his head and buried his head into Angeldusts chest fur
“No, I’ve just been restless and overwhelmed the last few days. All of you guys are so nice to me and I’m not…used to it. Even when I had servants back at the royal palace, they were always passive-aggressive or trying to use my kindness to exploit some part of me. It's just..strange.”
Alastor let out a hum of thought and then summoned something, Lucifer's sketchbook and diary. Alastor handed it to Lucifer and kissed Lucifer's hand,
“Tell us what you’ve been working on, I think sketching and some conversation will make you feel better.”
Lucifer looked up at Angeldust and then back to Alastor, and laughed, “Oh no, I’m sure you two have much better things to do! Alastor, you have a whole radio program to do today! And I am sure you and Angel aren’t the biggest fans of me being here…”
Angeldust gave Alastor a look that almost looked desperate and Alastor nodded
Angeldust pulled Lucifer in and kissed him on the lips and once Angeldust pulled away, Lucifer didn't get a chance to say any words of surprise because Alastor instantly pulled him into another kiss that was even more desperate-feeling than Angeldust was.
Angeldust smirked, “You’re so dense, Luci~ I love that in a man~”
Alastor ruffled Angeldust's hair, “I’m not that dense, I was just in gay and asexual panic most of the time…”
Angeldust laughed, “Sugar, I love you but you’re one of the densest people I have ever met, it's adorable but it's still there.”
Lucifer let out a light chuckle, “It is quite cute…”
Alastor sighed and laid his hand on Lucifer once again, “I suppose I’m alright with it then. Just don’t bring it up with the others. I am not caffeinated enough or in the mood for one of our dear Charlie's speeches.”
Lucifer let out a dramatic gasp, “How dare you! Her speeches are adorable!”
Angeldust shrugged, “I mean, yeah, but they’re also very tiring, I don’t know how she has the air for all that stuff. And I fucking do porn for a living.”
` The three giggled at that comment and Lucifer looked lovingly at the two, “Mm…I like this. Can we cuddle like this more often?”
“Whose room?~”
Lucifer blushed, “Whoever is the most comfortable…”
Angeldust looked at Alastor, “I think that’s you, sugar.”
Alastor gave a genuine smile and said, “While my room is the comfiest, I don’t want our dear Lucifer to be scared off. My room does show some of my more… cannibalistic traits.”
Angeldust shrugged, “I mean when you feed off of me, I think it's fucking hot since it’ll regenerate because of your magic. Also, it makes you happy and it fills that cute, tiny, fluffy, stomach of yours.”
Alastor gave Angeldust a kiss and Lucifer hummed, “Yeah, I don’t mind, as long as it doesn’t smell like a corpse, that's fine.”
Alastor gave a fake offended look, “How dare you think that! I always burn the best candles and incense in my room!”
Angeldust wrapped one of his arms around Alastor while keeping the rest of them around Lucifer, “Is that why you always wanna go candle store dates?”
Alastor nodded and both the king of hell and the Radio Demon leaned into Angeldust's touch and pink-white fluff. The two cuddled until they heard the ting of the large bell tower, symbolizing it was now noon. Angeldust checked their phone and groaned, “Motherfucker… I don't wanna get up…you two are so warm and comfy…”
Alastor kissed his cheek, “You don’t have to.”
Angel leaned into the kiss, “Well, don’t you have to go talk to the people listening to your broadcast atleast for a moment or two? And, Luci, don’t you have work? You are the ruler of Hell after all.”
Alastor nuzzled closer, now cuddling Lucifer also along with Angel due to how the tall man was now laying, “I don’t think the listeners will mind some extra jazz while I cuddle my beloveds until some sleep-deprived, cute, little shit, falls asleep for once.”
The blonde man looked offended and flustered all at the same time, “Wha-wait, you’re beloveds as in multiple?”
Alastor laughed, “And Amore mio called me dense…”
Angeldust kissed Lucifer again, “Did you seriously think that the cuddles and kisses were all platonic? I mean, I understand that I say ‘kiss the homies goodnight’ but I’m fucking kidding! Alastor and you, my zucchero mela, are the only people I would kiss goodnight.”
Lucifer blushed about as red as the zucchero mela nickname Angeldust had just now bestowed upon him.
“I…Wait, does that mean that you both love me? I thought you both hated my guts!”
Angeldust smirked in a teasing manner, “I mean I love your guts~ especially your large co-”
Now was Alastor's turn to shut up Angeldust with a finger to the lips, “Shh~ This is our sweet moment, even though I find your jokes endearing, let's not scare him off too quickly.”
Lucifer still laughed and did his best to envelop both of them in a very tight hug, “I love you both so much…”
It seemed the tears in Lucifer's eyes were back now and both of them did their best to mutually comfort him, Angel spoiled Lucifer's hair in kisses and Alastor quietly began to play with Lucifer's fingers, eventually, he kissed Lucifer's lips, long, passionate, and just a pinch of “I want to fuck you all night long live on the radio” mixed in.
“Now, now, mio amato re, remember to smile~ you’re never completely dressed without one.”
Lucifer smiled at Alastor's request and said quietly, “As long as you two are there to put it on me every morning, I’ll wear my best smile for you.”
Lucifer and the two of them cuddled for a while longer and then Alastor eyed Lucifer's left hand seeing Alastors eyes, Angeldust glanced to where they were and they landed on Lucifer's wedding ring, his wedding ring to Lilith. Lucifer soon fell asleep and Angeldust delicately ungloved Lucifer's hands, and set the gloves beside them on the nightstand beside Lucifer's drink Angeldust handed Alastor the wedding ring who simply put in the drawer,
“Ain't you gonna destroy that tacky piece of shit?”
Alastor shook his head, “While I don’t like Lilith, I still wish to respect Lucifer and his boundaries so, unless he asks me to do so, no, I will not be destroying it.
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Lucifer woke up to the sound of Alastor's soft, radio-sounding voice speaking into the microphone at his desk while sitting comfortably in Angeldust's lap who was delicately painting Alastor's nondominant nails a very vibrant red color the king also saw the spider demon putting small apple stickers on some fingers and spiders on the others. Lucifer smiled, Alastor must like to represent his boyfriends in his everyday wardrobe no matter what size or how godly.
Alastor motioned for Lucifer to come over to the desk, Alastor held out a hand and Lucifer walked over and held it tightly, spoiling it in kisses. Alastor handed Lucifer his drink and Lucifer sat beside Alastor on a footstool of sorts and happily sipped his drink while moving his feet back and forth like a cute child would. Angeldust softly ruffled Lucifer's fluffy hair and kissed his lips
“Morning, mela zuccherina.”
Lucifer smiled and yawned, “Mmm…I love it when you speak Italian… it's so sexy~”
Angeldust laughed, “Well lucky for you, it's my first language.”
Alastor gave a smirk and then said into the microphone and said, “Now, I have my darling Lucifer here as a guest and I’d like to ask him, is there anything you’d like to tell the general public? Perhaps about your wife?”
Lucifer froze for a moment but then took the microphone from Alastor's hand
“Uh, sure! I would like to announce that I am planning on divorcing Lilith, even if it may be hard on my heart. I have found two people who love me and cherish me. Those people are sitting beside me now and their names are Alastor and Angeldust.”
Lucifer handed Alastor back the microphone. Alastor kissed him, making sure the microphone picked it up, “Good. Thank you for your time, my beloved.”
Lucifer blushed and Alastor soon cut to a music break. Angeldust then checked the time on his phone and let out a noise, “Oh for fuck sake, Charlie has a few questions for me, I guess it's about some trust exercise…I suppose I’ll be back soon.”
They gave Angeldust some goodbye kisses and he was out the door with Fat Nuggets following close behind after getting goodbye pets from Alastor and Lucifer. Alastor invited Lucifer to sit on his lap which Lucifer did happily,
“Mm…Your shirts cute…” Alastor said, nuzzling into Lucifer's neck and kissing his collarbone
Lucifer kissed him back and said, “While I appreciate the compliment, you’re just that because you want to eat some of my flesh, aren’t you?”
Alastor nodded, “I didn’t want to ask so early on. Feeding on people can often scare others and I didn’t want you to be scared away.”
Lucifer took off his shirt and just at the sight of Lucifer's perfect body, Alastor started drooling, clearly uncharacteristically desperate, “Please… for the love of Hell, please… let me eat…”
Lucifer smiled softly, “Go ahead, baby. It won’t hurt me a bit.”
Alastor hesitantly took a bite from Lucifer's neck, Lucifer didn’t even flinch as golden blood poured down his body. Alastor chewed and swallowed as quickly as Lucifer's flesh, organs, and other parts would regenerate,
“My sweet deer~ Has Angeldust been starving you?”
Alastor shook his head, “So good…I love you…”
Lucifer moved so Alastor would be more comfortable and so he could stroke Alastors hair, “Whose my good little cannibal~?”
Alastor raised his head, blood dripping from his mouth, “If I say “me” will you let me eat more?”
Lucifer nodded, “I would let you eat more regardless honey. You deserve to be full,”
He then leaned down and whispered in Alastors ear, “And, my sweet overlord, if you keep feeding, you’ll be able to mark me. Your overlord mark will be on my skin forever~”
Alastor purred, “Of course. I always thought Lilith’s was so ugly on you.”
Lucifer leaned in and let Alastor continue to eat away at the king of hell's body, all the while Lucifer kept giving the demon sweet words of praise, telling him to eat till he was full and that everything would be ok and to just relax and feed to his heart's content.
The king continued to praise him and then Angeldust walked in, most people would be shocked by the scene in front of them. Seeing the king of Hell being cannibalized by the Radio Demon would cause any other demon to run but Angeldust just walked over and tapped Alastor on the shoulder, “Do you wanna move this to your room, sugar? It'll be more comfy and an easier cleanup.”
Alastor barely looked up from his meal when he teleported the three of them to his room, Lucifer held Alastor in his lap while Alastor feasted on him, ripping flesh and organs out and eating them almost as quickly as they regenerated.
Angeldust caressed Alastors hair, “You should’ve told me you were so hungry! I would’ve let you feed on me.”
Angeldust scooted to sit beside Lucifer, Angeldust removed his shirt and then Alastor began to eat off of both of them, the two of them began to say soft loving words to him.
“I-” Alastor licked the red and golden blood and flesh bits from his lips, “I don’t need all the praise, I know this is disgusting and all that.”
Angeldust laughed, “I wouldn’t be dating you if I thought this was gross, honey. It’s just how you are. It may have been a bit unsettling at first, sure, but, hell, to me it's even relaxing.”
Lucifer nodded, “Of course. As long as you ask and don't do it in front of the others, like Charlie, it’s fine with me.”
Alastor smiled and nuzzled into the two of them, laying on their laps, “I love you both so much, I’ve never felt this full before.”
Lucifer laughed and snapped his fingers, removing Alastors fancy suit and putting him into some comfortable, baggy lounge clothes. As Alastor lay in his new clothes, there was a small tummy starting to form that they could see peaking out of the pajama shirt, Angeldust softly placed kisses on the belly and Alastor giggled, clearly food-drunk.
“If this is what a full Alastor looks like, I am going to be feeding you so much more often now~”
Alastor let out a tired “Thank you” mixed with a “Yipee” and soon began to fall asleep on their laps. Angeldust looked at Lucifer and smiled, “Welcome to the shit show.”
Lucifer laughed quietly, “It's a pretty loving one if I do say so myself.”
Angeldust held Lucifers hand, “Where’d he mark you?”
“Oh, on my neck! Did he mark you? I thought Valentino already did.”
Angeldust shrugged, “I mean, yeah, but since Alastor is a stronger overlord than Valentino, Alastors mark overrode that and I wouldn’t have it any other way,” Angeldust smiled and kissed his cheek, “I’d rather be with a cannibal whos somewhat nervous about feeding on his partners than a sexually assaulting moth bitch.”
…” Can I kill that moth bastard?”
“If I get to be the king of Hell’s sugar baby if you do, fuckin’ go right ahead.”
“Fantastic.”