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How the other beef live
I am hungry. The burger looked at me. Is it a burger because it's tasty or is it tasty because it is a burger? No, the burger alone is the blessed one, all throughout heaven and Earth, alone.
I asked the burger, "But would you lose?" Nah, I'd burger fr. After the burger proclaimed it would burger, it burgermaxxed all over the place.
What is it to be in the prescence of, "burgermaxxing"...? Anywhere, the burger burgermaxxing enlightened me in burgermaxxing myself.
But then, in walked the ultimate hotdog stronger than Goku himself. He was holding the Chaos Emeralds! 7 Jewels of unlimited power!
"Oh no! He got that dog in him! Thankfully I have the Grandmaster Emerald, a perfect counter to his greasy glory."
"Taco Bell! Its taste is unmatched and ability to ruin your day without equal!"
"Domain Expansion, Unlimited Glizzy!"
The ultimate enemy joins, stating, "Do y'all even got Mcdonald's money tho?" The person saying this was none other than Monkey D. Luffy from the unknown anime "One Piece".
Goku yells, "MID," and Kamehamehas Luffy. Luffy falls to the floor, utterly obliterated.
"Yeah... you're right man," and croaks.
It turned out that the who was hungry was KIRBY! Kirby then kills himself because there's too many characters 🙁. Goodbye Kirby.
The burger then exploded, filling everyone's stomachs with beyond meat.
Dr. Eggman said, "I am a vegan now." Sonic then became a lobbyist for the beef industry and moved to D.C.
Meanwhile, Eggman moved to Frankfurt to wage his guerrilla war against German weiners. Sonic, on the other hand, demanded to learn the secrets of the borgir from the source... Big beef.
"Sonic, if you wish to learn the secrets of the burger, you must recite the Bible in Japanese without breathing."
"What? That's bullshit! Big beef will never defeat Sonic the Hedgehog!"
Unfortunately, Big beef used his secret weapon, Diabetes, on Sonic. It seemed quite effective, but Sonic smirked.
"Hehe, your power may be strong, but I have something stronger! Super Smash to the next dimension!" Sonic said as he KO'ed Big beef.
But then something happened, time began to warp backwards, Big beef stood up. He said, "You thought you'd defeat me, but I'm the writer's favorite!"
Sonic looked up at Big beef and only said one thing, "Nah, I'd win."
Sonic then moved... slow, slower than he'd ever moved. So slow, time starred to move backwards. Sonic used the Chaos Emeralds & the love he felt with Obama to go crazy. Sonic proceeded to travel so far back in time he found himself in a time before the burger was even created...
1300 CE. McDonald's. The end of time: Sonic stands atop the skeleton of a whale- The last McDonald's, at the end of time. Sonic orders a Happy Meal... the last Happy Meal.
Then, the Burger King himself appears, slapping the Happy Meal to the floor.
"You fool! Now no one can stop my takeover! McDonald's was the only thing keeping you alive and now they're gone!" He ended with a villainous laugh he had been practicing for decades, "Hah, hah, hah!"
Sonic then gets so angry that he becomes Dark Sonic, from the Sonic X anime that showed up for one episode, punching through the Burger King's left intestine.
"Sonic..." In the king's last moments he leans toward his adversary, giving Dark Sonic a moist, sloppy, sensual...
"You know who else can ruin a story's pacing? My mom!" Out of nowhere, Muscle Man bursts onto the scene, his deep muscular voice filling the room.
"..."
"..."
"My Mom! Woooo!" Uncaring of the others saw him, Muscle Man stripped, spinning his shirt in the air.
To be continued...