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It’s half past noon, and his boss hasn’t shown up for afternoon practice. Great sevens, Ruggie couldn’t believe he had to be stuck with such an introverted boss! It’s fine though, his boss pays him well, but he could at least act more like a housewarden more often!
“Jack!” Ruggie waved his pal over, “C’mon! Boss isn’t here! We have to go drag him out again!”
Thankfully, the dorm was just a jog away from the field. It took no time for them to escape the heat of the savanna sun, enjoying the cool shade of the dorm as they climbed the steps of the dorm together to the top floor.
Once they got to their boss’s door, Ruggie knocked loudly, “Boss! You can’t hide in there forever!”
“Y-Yes I can!” Sputtered his boss from behind the door, “I don’t want to go to practice again! Everyone is going to drag me across the field!”
Great sevens, how did this guy become the king of the dorm?
“Please come out, Idia!” Shouted Jack next to him, “Having you out there on the field would be very motivating!”
The door opened a crack, and Idia peeked through, “Look, I’m not cut out for all of that jock stuff! Can’t I just be the brains around here?”
“Nope!” Ruggie squinted at his boss, “What are you wearing?”
“U-Um… my pajamas?”
“Have you not gotten out of bed until now?!”
“Well, there’s some new games I want to tier, and-”
“No excuse! Go get changed right now before we drag you down to the field in your pajamas!”
“Fine fine!” Squeaked Idia in defeat, “I’ll change into my sports wear, ok?! Just… wait a minute!”
Idia closed the door, and a click could be heard. Sounds like he locked it.
Jack looked down at Ruggie, “He’s not coming, is he?”
“Nope.” Ruggie rolled up his sleeves, “Jack, can you get my lockpicking kit?”
“Of course, sir!”
-🦁💀-
In all honesty, Leona never understood how he landed in Ignihyde. When coming to this damn school, he expected to end up in Savanaclaw, underneath the bright blazing sun. He didn’t expect to end up here, deep in the dark, surrounded by skeletons, metallic halls, and students that seemed to skimper away the moment he walked into the room. Bah, herbivores, all of them. Maybe this is the fate of a second prince, doomed to be in the shadow of something forever.
A loud knock came at the door before it swung open, revealing the only student around here that didn’t seem afraid of him; Ortho Shroud. He’s a strange kid, and a little annoying to boot. He’s not annoying personality-wise, he’s just really pushy… and he keeps hacking into Leona’s lock, no matter how much he changes it. At this point, Leona had pretty much given up on ever keeping Ortho out of his room.
“What do you want, little sprout?” Leona put a bookmark into his book of ancient magic, he had a feeling that Ortho was going to drag him somewhere, “If you’re asking about your microwave dog, no, I have not seen them.”
“I already found my micrdog, don’t worry!” Ortho floated really close to his bed, “Instead, I have a different favor to ask!”
Oh great, a new favor.
“No, I will not go to savanaclaw to see your brother with you again.”
“Aww, why not?!” Ortho pouted, “I wanna see my niisan!”
“You can go see him alone.”
“I’m so little! What if the NPCs at Savanaclaw are mean to me?!”
“Well, it’s a ‘you’ problem at that point.”
“You’re so mean!” Ortho stomped in the air, “Big meanie pants! I’m gonna tell niisan to break up with you!”
“Oi-” Leona quickly sat up, “Don’t you dare do that!”
“Then come with me to see my niisan!”
Great sevens, Leona couldn’t help but let out a sigh, “Fine. I’ll go. Let me just put on my uniform first.”
“Yes! You’re the best Leona! I’ll wait for you outside!” Ortho zipped out of the room, the door shutting loudly behind him.
Great sevens. If he didn’t start dating that cowardly Savanaclaw housewarden, he could be laying in bed for longer. Oh well, he’s been wanting to see his favorite radish sprout anyway, now is as good a time as any.
-🦁💀-
Savanaclaw is just as hot as Leona remembered it being. The Ignihyde uniforms are definitely not fit for such weather, but there’s not much he could do about it. He had tried popping a few buttons before, but Ortho would just button up his uniform over again, saying that he’ll get a cold in the Ignihyde dorm. He’d love to wear the Savanaclaw uniform right now, it’s much more comfortable looking and he could actually show his tits.
“It sounds like there’s something going on in the spelldrive field!” Piped up Ortho, “Let’s check there! Afternoon practice must be going on right now!”
“Would your brother actually go to practice?” Leona followed after Ortho, “He’s not a very sporty guy.”
“I’m sure he would, he’s the housewarden after-” Ortho paused to screech loudly as soon as he looked across the field, “Niisan!”
Ortho ran off first, and Leona quickly followed behind. From the looks of it, Idia is just… face down? In the middle of the field? In his pajamas? What happened to the poor guy? His boyfriend is not dead, is he?
“For fucks sake.” Murmured Leona to himself as he ran across the field. If his boyfriend is actually dead he's going to go fight the mirror for assigning Idia to Savanaclaw in the first place.
-🦁💀-
It took a while to drag Idia's limp body across Savanaclaw with the help of Ruggie, Jack, and Ortho, but by the time they got back to Idia's room, Idia practically sprung to life, diving from the doorway to his bed.
“My sweet, sweet bed, how I've missed you!” Cried Idia, unbothered by all the dust and dirt he's spreading on his sheets, “The outside world is way too cruel!”
Great sevens, his boyfriend is a doofus. It's not a bad thing, though, Leona loves his nerdy boyfriend and his inability to handle Savanaclaw sports despite becoming the reigning king of Savanaclaw.
Leona walked over to Idia's bed, taking a seat besides his boyfriend, “Feeling better already, radish sprout?”
“Definitely.” Replied Idia, muffled by his blanket, “But do you know what would make me feel even better?”
“What?”
“If I could take a nap on your tits.”
“C'mon boss! Seriously?!” Whined Ruggie from the doorway, “We're still right here!”
“Then get out and close the door!” Screeched Idia, “If I don't get some HP right now from laying on Leona's tits I'm literally going to die!”
“No point in saying no to the king of Savanaclaw.” Leona began to unzip his jacket, much to Ruggie's displeasure (and Idia’s pleasure), “I am free for you to use, my radish sprout.”
“I hate all of you.” Ruggie covered Ortho's eyes and dragged the poor baby out, Jack quickly following behind, “I hope in a different world Leona is my boss, I bet he wouldn't ask to lay on you!”
Idia turned towards Leona, “Would you ask to lay on me in a different universe?”
“Yeah.” It's not like Idia has much meat on him, but there's plenty of parts Leona would love to lay on and bite, “If you roll up your pants I'd love to lay on your thighs.”
“My bare thighs?! Leona! That's like hand holding without protection!”