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1. Allergies and the Assholes Who Fix Them by Anonymous

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   23 Mar 2024

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Harry Potter/Tom Riddle
   • Harry Potter
   • Tom Riddle
   • Alternate Universe - Muggle
   • Harry Potter & Tom Riddle Grow Up Together
   • Light Angst
   • crack? But only a little
   • Happy Ending
   • Allergies
   • Tom Riddle is Bad at Feelings
   • Mentions of Violence
   • Oblivious Harry Potter
   • Artist Harry Potter
   • Doctor Tom Riddle
   • Possessive Tom Riddle
   • horny fistfight
   • Madtv reference
   • Harry and Tom are American
   • Blood
   • Unhealthy Relationships
   • Manipulative Tom Riddle
   • Harry Potter has low Self-Esteem
   • but he’s still stubborn as shit
   • Friends to Enemies to Lovers

   Summary

   Is it possible to sneeze so hard you lose brain cells? Harry wasn’t sure, possibly because the knowledge needed to answer that question had exited his brain through his nostrils long ago, but it sure felt like it.

   Harry has awful allergies, and he’s willing to do anything to solve them. If that means sitting in a doctor’s office alone with his annoyingly handsome ex-best-friend-turned-casual-nemesis and asking him to fix it, so be it.

   And if they end up trying to knock each other’s teeth out? Well, that’s no fault of Harry’s. Honestly, Harry isn’t sure how Tom got this far into his medical training with a bedside manner this terrible, but he figured Tom must have been sick the day Harvard medical school gave the “don’t accuse your patients of homosexuality” lecture.

   Edited for grammar 04/29/24

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