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Adrien felt like he could barely breathe, and his eyes were watering as he fended off another wave of birds. He really needed a shirt that said “Personally Victimized by M. Pigeon”.
Maybe if he asked Marinette nicely, she’d make him one.
Or maybe a handkerchief would be better, he thought as he sneezed violently.
But for now, he was preoccupied with keeping his airways clear, and taking down the source of the onslaught. Usually this superhero business was the highlight of his day, but today it was just miserable.
At least the Chat Noir meme pages would be thriving.