Work Text:
"Clint won the last effects of magic pool." Steve ground the edge of his shield down on a piece of burning debris. "How did he win this one too?"
"New pool, new odds," Natasha said flatly. "Also, he cheats."
"Not true!" Clint's voice was higher, his lips fuller, his jaw more delicate, but he was still obviously Clint. "Also, look at these boobs!" He bounced, a breast cradled in each hand. "I have an amazing rack. I can't wait til Phil gets a look at these."
Tony snorted, flipping up his visor. "Newsflash, Katniss, your husband is gay."
"Oh crap..."