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Dear Diary,
Why are you called ‘Dairy’, I thoughts that was what milk is calleds?
Or is that something else?
Sorry, my memory is no goods—my big brother, Harry, says so all the time. I wish he’d say it less.
It makes me soooooo mad!
It’s not my fault my brain is a dummy! Harriet saids it’s cause I’m little but Cj said It’s cause I walked into a barrel as a baby. That’s not true, though… is it?
I don’t no why I is asking you. You’s just a baby, you’s would knot no.
….Well, even if it’s true and not another of Cj’s lies, at least my name’s cooler than hers. Daddy named her Clawlista Jain and I think that’s stupid. What does that even means?
Hannah is waaaaaay betters!
And it’s all mine! Just like my ship and my crew—Cj doesn’t have none of those, either! So I is better even if I isn’t smarter yet. I bet when I is bigger, I’s will get smarterer than she is!
I gotta gos. I pomised Lukie & Skya & Riva we clouds play today.
Bye Diary!