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1. Hermione Granger and the Goblet (of) Squats by neilistic

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   31 Mar 2024

   Tags

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   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger
   • Harry Potter
   • Ginny Weasley
   • Quidditch
   • Quidditch Player Draco Malfoy
   • Quidditch Player Hermione Granger
   • Forced Proximity
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Romantic Gestures
   • Physiotherapy as Flirtation
   • Team Bonding
   • Meddling Social Workers
   • Draco's new favourite colour is brown
   • Scarred Draco Malfoy
   • Inapproriate use of the Wimbourne Wasps changing rooms
   • Healing
   • slow burn written with a quick quotes quill

   Summary

   In which Hermione finds herself in front of a social worker called Gerald, who outrageously suggests she should exercise, try new things, and spend more time outside.

   And it just so happens Gerald has another, quidditch-loving client who is lacking in socialisation.

   You know where this is going.

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