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Henry
I got asked out in a coffee shop today.2E (Alex)
right. and?Henry
Asked out is a loose term. I was more accosted to see if I wanted a ‘rendezvous’ in the bathroom.2E (Alex)
oof, how did he take that rejection?Henry
Who’s to say I rejected him?2E (Alex)
…Henry
Haha, you know me too well. Not for me, I’m afraid. I need to be wined and dined.2E (Alex)
noted.Henry likes his new neighbours well enough - There’s Mrs Bennett in 6D, who always pinches his cheek when she passes him in the hall. Mr Ewing in 3B, that Henry always helps carry his groceries up the stairs as he doesn’t trust the lifts. There’s Emily from 4A, who always stops Henry in the halls to show him photos of her baby, who has recently learned how to put square shaped blocks into square shaped holes.
And then there's Alexander Claremont Diaz in 2E that he has been steadily falling in love with via text message, despite never meeting the man.
He's bloody screwed.