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1. To Call a Spade a Spade by stungrenade

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   19 Apr 2024

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
   • Dave Strider
   • Karkat Vantas
   • Caliginous Romance | Kismesis
   • Meteorstuck
   • Pre-Retcon Timeline (Homestuck)
   • Masturbation
   • Bulges and Nooks (Homestuck)
   • Tentabulges (Homestuck)
   • Nook Fingering (Homestuck)
   • Alien Biology
   • Hand Jobs
   • First Time

   Summary

   Your name is Dave Strider, and there is something seriously wrong with you. You’re pretty sure it’s all this meteor’s fault. You want off before you snap and deflower Karkat or something.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   13,052

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

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