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Summary:

I'm coming BACK from a road trip it's 3 hours so WHY NOT WRITE A FIC??

Pencil and match hung up mistletoes and some weird shit happens yay

this takes place in bfb (before two came)

Notes:

this road is bumpy as fuck sorry if there's errors but the ao3 grind WILL NEVER END!!!

starting shipping dorapop a while ago ironically but now it's unironic WOOOOOO I GUESS??

1st post on dorapop tag yaey

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It was Christmas Day and Pencil and Match had a brilliant idea as best friends.

"Oh my god like Pencil let's hang up like mistletoes!" Match turned to her best friend.

"Awesome idea Match!" They both ran to Four and X, who had just woken up.

"Can we get some mistletoes?" Pencil asked Four.

Four just stood there. "Uh. Four?"

"Oh! Okey dokey!" Four gave them a basket.

"Thanks like a lot!" Match and Pencil hopped away.

Using a step ladder they began hanging up the mistletoes.Four had only given them six, so they had to work with what they got.

On the fourth mistletoe, Match almost fell when Pencil caught her.

"Thanks Pencil!" They both developed a slight blush.

"Match. You've got a-"
"Pencil you've got like a-"

"Oh." Pencil got Match back up.

"Let's see who's gonna kiss!" Pencil dragged Match behind a bush as the rest of the contestants poured in.

 

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It started with Cake and Loser.

"Loser, isn't this party really nice?"

"Yeah, it is nice." They both were holding hands.

"Match, it could happen at any moment now. They are standing right underneath it!" Pencil and Match were near them, now inside the mysterious building Four and X had built.

Slowly, Cake looked up.

"Loser." Cake gulped as Loser also began to look up.

"Oh."

They both looked down as Cake grabbed Loser's hands.

"Sorry." Cake stepped closer. Pencil and Match were looking at them very excited.

Cake brought Loser slightly down to him and.... They kissed.

Pencil and Match were almost jumping up and down at this point.

Pencil turned to Match and whispered to her. "I didn't think it would work."

"Like, me neither!" Match whispered back as Cake and Loser stared at them.

"Did you hang these up?" Loser asked them.

"N-no! We would like never!" Match began flailing her arms.

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Later it seemed that Match and Pencil were so close to giving up.

Nobody had been standing under there, and the ones who did didn't even notice!

Until they noticed Lollipop in a corner taking down the mistletoes while Dora and Saw were standing next to them.

Oh those 3....

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"Dadadadadadada!" Dora was shouting at Lollipop.

"Nope. I'm taking them down. Would love to see them mad."

"Is this what's best for everything?' Saw looks up at Lollipop.

"Obviously." Lollipop smirked as she turned to Match and Pencil.

"Dadadadadadadadadadadada.. " Dora started climbing the ladder that Lollipop was standing on.

"Nuh uh Dora." "DADADADADADADA!" They began arguing while Saw was trying to break them up.

"RUBY GET BACK HERE!" Flower was chasing Ruby through the room while Ruby had a sweater Flower was making in her hand.

"Nope!" They both collided into the ladder that Lollipop and Dora were standing on.

"DADADADADADADA DADADADADADADADADADADADA!!!"

"SHUT UP!" They both got up with Pencil and Match standing in front of them.

"Payback." Pencil pointed upwards.

"I have too much of a headache for this." Lollipop began walking away but Match pulled her back.

"And we've waited way too lon-" "Why don't we like wait a little bit more?" Match placed a hand on Pencil's back.

"Nope." Pencil shook her head.

"Fine." Match pouted.

"Dadadadadadadadadada.. Dadadadadaaaa...." (Is this really what I have to do right now? With Lollipop?) Dora crossed her arms.

"Rules are rules, and mistletoes are mistletoes!"

"DADADADADADADADA!! DADADADADADADA!!" (WHYYY? WHY MEEEE?)

"Whatever. Fine. Quick." Lollipop slapped Dora. "Face me."

"Daaaaaaaaa... " Dora turned to Lollipop.

Lollipop gave Dora a quick peck.

"Longer. We didn't wait 2 hours for nothing."

Lollipop gave Dora a slightly longer peck.

"Longer. Like 10 seconds or something. And on the mouth."

"The mouth? Ew. You think I'm a psycho?"

"No. Get in the Christmas spirit."

Dora sighed and placed her hands on Lollipop's shoulders.

"Dadadadada.. " (I don't want to do this)

(I can't write for the life of me it's 10:19 pm and I have 2 hours and 2 minutes now in this road trip help meeee)

Dora pressed her lips against Lollipop's lips.

Match started a timer.

10 seconds....

15 seconds...

 

"That was not 10 seconds. That was 27." Match and Pencil started laughing.

"You tasted goo- bad. You tasted like cake and soda mixed together." Lollipop began mimicking spitting

"Dadadadadadada....dadadadadaaaaaa...dadadadada." (They tasted way too goooood.... I didn't know I'd be kissed.)

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After the party, Match and Pencil walked away with 4 videotapes. Cake and Loser, Dora and Lollipop, Them both kissing as a dare, and... Something else with Dora and Lollipop...

1 hour and 40 mins in the road trip idk might write smth else?