Chapter Text
1. No Vandalizing
Well, look what happened - LEO
2. A̶ b̶o̶y̶ a̶n̶d̶ a̶ g̶i̶r̶l̶ c̶a̶n̶ n̶o̶t̶ b̶e̶ a̶l̶o̶n̶e̶ i̶n̶ a̶ c̶a̶b̶i̶n̶ t̶o̶g̶e̶t̶h̶e̶r̶.
3. N̶o̶ p̶e̶o̶p̶l̶e̶ o̶f̶ t̶h̶e̶ s̶a̶m̶e̶ g̶e̶n̶d̶e̶r̶ n̶o̶r̶ a̶ g̶i̶r̶l̶ a̶n̶d̶ a̶ b̶o̶y̶ m̶a̶y̶ n̶o̶t̶ b̶e̶ i̶n̶ a̶ c̶a̶b̶i̶n̶ t̶o̶g̶e̶t̶h̶e̶r̶.
4. T̶h̶r̶e̶e̶ p̶e̶o̶p̶l̶e̶ c̶a̶n̶ n̶o̶t̶ b̶e̶ i̶n̶ a̶ c̶a̶b̶i̶n̶ t̶o̶g̶e̶t̶h̶e̶r̶.
HOMOPHOBE -PERCY
5. FUCK ROMANCE RULES!!! -Nico
6. No maiming or killing during Capture the Flag.
7. No staying out after curfew.
8. Campers can only leave camp if they gain a quest, have been granted permission by Mr. D or Chiron, or during designated leaving days.
9. Campers are not allowed in the attic unless they are grabbing medical supplies to restock the infirmary, or dropping off something acquired on a quest.
Will meet me in the attic to grab supplies -Nico
10. Do not make jokes about the Princess Andromeda.
YEAH -PERCY
11. Do not make jokes about Tartarus.
Tartarus was the best NOT -Nico
12. Do not be mean to the Hunters of Artemis when they visit.
They are my cousins -Will
13. Do not ask Nico di Angelo how his sister is.
LEO. -Nico
14. Do not challenge the Hermes Cabin to a prank war. The Camp will become a mess.
PERCY. -Annabeth C.
15. Do not place a fake spider in the Athena cabin. You will wake up with all of your second pairs of socks missing.
PERCY - Annabeth C.
16. Stop challenging Percy Jackson to a holding your breath underwater competition/who can stay underwater the longest competition. You will fail.
17. Leo, stop setting yourself on fire to scare the new campers.
NO😭 -Leo
18. NO SLUT SHAMING FUCKERS!!! -LEO
Leo, meet me in my office. -Chiron
19. Campers can not add rules to the Rule Book unless give permission by Mr. D a̶n̶d̶ ̶C̶h̶i̶r̶o̶n̶
20. Nico di Angelo can not shadow travel if he has not eaten, drank, or slept at all. - William Andrew Solace.
21. If you see that one of the Apollo kids look overwhelmed alert Mr. D. If it is Will Solace, alert me. -Niccolò di Angelo.
22. Don't let Piper near a stove, she will burn it down. -Jason
WHY IS JASON HERE?! -PERCY
23. Percy and Annabeth are allowed to sit together during meals, stay in eachother's cabins, and are not to be separated due to diagnosed trauma from Tartarus
NOW I understand why... -Will 8/8/--
24. Don't make jokes about Leo dying. He generally regrets doing it, since he made his friends grieve over nothing for a week, and it is also not funny.
25. Don't make jokes about those who died during the wars.
26. Don't allow Leo near Nico after meals, as Nico wants to be alone or with Solace after having his meals.
Aw man... -Leo
27. Don't leave Nico alone in a room with any sharp object. -William Andrew Solace.
28. DO NOT talk to Will after he's watched anything about Star Wars, he will rant. -Nico
29. Don't try to correct Mr. D if he says your name wrong. He will keep mispronouncing it on purpose. -Percy
You mean Peter? -Mr. D
30. Don't give Nico McDonalds unless you have my permission -Will
31. Don't disrespect Reyna. She will kill you. -Nico
32. Nico and Will, please don't make out after dark, Will gets super bright and the light goes through my bedroom windows.
Stop whining Chiron -Mr. D
33. Stop making fanart of Mr. D and Chiron kissing.
STFU Chiron, you know you like it -Mr. D
34. Don't let Piper use the media, she will stalk you.
35. Do NOT ask who Sally Jackson is in front of Percy unless you have a death wish.
36. NO SKINNYDIPPING IN THE LAKE. -Percy
What is the context for this😭 -Nico
37. Stop asking Jason to provide electricity for your gun machine, Leo. Jason won't do it and it's also a hazard to the safety of the other Campers.
No. Fuck you. -Leo
38. Stop trying to remake battles. This is specifically directed to the Seven.
Fuck you... -7
39. If injured, report directly to the infirmary so I or another Apollo kid can help you! -Will
40. Stop trying to get Nico possessed. It hurts him. And to those who actually did manage to get him possessed (Looking at you, Percy), it's your fault if you get injured because the thing possessing Nico isn't nice. - William Andrew Solace.
HEY. - Percy