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    the title speaks for itself. i started this as a joke and i cant stop now

    also--if will wood and or neil cicierega are uncomfortable with this, i will immediately take it down. this is meant to be a joke and not in any way accurate to their personal lives, but that doesn't "protect" or "excuse" this fanfic, it just explains the intentions, so if it turns out that either/both of them are uncomfortable with this kind of work, i'll take it down. /srs

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