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Adam: “I love children”
Tadashi: “We literally beat children every day”
Joe: "Only I get to enjoy my awesome hotness"
Cherry to Joe: "When we took that fucking bdsm test, sadism should've been THE FUCKING TOP ON YOUR LIST"
Langa: "OH MY GOD! IS IT CALLED A LOVE SEAT BC YOURE SUPPOSED TO SCHYWGEYUW starts crying"
Reki: "I'm not stupid and dumb I know how to do it I've seen a million of these games....... help I'm stupid and dumb"
Langa to Joe: "I'm gonna start identifying as straight now, get fucked"
*in the middle of a race*
Joe: ”HOLY SHIT! I'm going to take a picture of the sunset.... good luck”
*If wanted, the one after can be read as if Joe said it after coming back from taking a picture of the sunset*
Joe: "Don't worry babes, we're back and just as hot as before"
"that's probably because you have a nice ass" - Reki after Langa said that he got called a smart-ass instead of smartie-pants when he was a kid
Joe: *said something*
Cherry: "I am crying now"
Joe: “good... that's all.. I've ever wanted :)” *says it in a soft low voice*
Cherry: "Never fucking speak to me like that EVER fucking again wtf"
Miya: "giggles hehe butt"
Oka:“dont step in the water”
Reki/Langa: “why”
Oka: “its wet.”
Reki:" I heard my bones go snap crackle pop when I hit the pavement"
Tadashi to Adam: yelling “SEE YOURE TRYING TO TOUCH MY PP THATS KINDA GAY!”
Reki: “I just realized I don't know what Miya/Shadow’s sexuality is"
Miya/Shadow: "Well neither did I so congrats for figuring that out for me"
Reki/Miya: "Adam, you got half the fit, but NONE of the personality"
Shadow/Miya: "I wonder if this is flammable... *lighter click*"
Joe talking about Cherry (or vice versa): "I'm having an episode of falling in love"
Joe: “I have one thing I can do that you can't”
Cherry: “…date women?”
Adam: "When can WE explore each other's bodies *Tadashi talking about a smutfic he read*"
Tadashi: "Uhh soon probably"
Cherry/Joe: "Probably???"
Tadashi: "Depends on how committed you are to 'no means no'."
Langa: "I almost asked you what grade I'm in"
Miya/Cherry: "I love being able to refer to myself as any gender that gets me money"
Anyone about Shadow’s Car: "I do indeed love your whip"
Joe: "You're a little HEATHEN!"
Miya: "You're a little HE/HIM"
Miya: “You’re putting a kick me sign on the back of you that’s the size of Canada”
Reki: "i cant handle it king"
Joe: "Are you leaving me down here, Baby? ... I MEANT BESTIE! I MEANT BESTIE!!!!!! KILL YOURSELF"
Miya about Shadow:“someones gotta get grandpa back to the nursing home”