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1. Jack of All Trades by capnhanbers

   Fandoms: Undertale  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   13 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Sans (Undertale)/Reader
   • Sans (Undertale)/Original Character(s)
   • Alphys/Undyne (Undertale)
   • Asgore Dreemurr/Original Female Character(s)
   • Sans (Undertale)
   • Original Character
   • Reader
   • Female Reader - Character
   • Papyrus (Undertale)
   • Toriel (Undertale)
   • Frisk (Undertale)
   • Flowey (Undertale)
   • Undyne (Undertale)
   • Alphys (Undertale)
   • Chara (Undertale)
   • Asgore Dreemurr
   • W. D. Gaster
   • Slow Burn
   • Eventual Smut
   • Post-Pacifist Route
   • Slight soriel
   • Fluff
   • puns
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • um
   • ok so
   • i'mma just add stuff and characters as they are added to the story
   • cuz it feels dishonest having them here if they haven't even made an appearance yet
   • Angst with a Happy Ending
   • i mean not heavy angst but
   • y'know i'm real bad at these tag doodads
   • Alphyne
   • uh oh
   • Smut
   • the smut has happened
   • probably the least horny e rated slow burn you'll ever read
   • cuz here now in 2021 this author is so very comfortably ace
   • the sex is more of a garnish
   • Healthy Relationships
   • big ol focus on folks dointheir best ok
   • just a very soft story in general
   • Past Sexual Abuse
   • chapters specific content warnings are in chapter summaries
   • ptsd through nightmares
   • author also draws
   • tons of accompanying art and comics especially in later chapters
   • sparkling reviews include:
   • the summary does not prepare you for how good this is!
   • and: your ocs are hot may i please kiss them!
   • and my favorite: for years i passed over this as the dang ass skeleton fucker fic-
   • -now it's one of my favorite things I've read!!!

   Summary

   Now, this is a story all about how your life got flipped-turned upside down and I’d like to take a minute just sit right there I’ll tell you how you became a dang ass skeleton fucker.

   It’s been three years since monsters have integrated into society. After a frightening experience, you start to run into the same skeleton everywhere you go, and your lonely life soon makes a one-eighty turn. In a world where magic is real and monsters are kind, can you find a way to be part of it? Can you let yourself fall in love again? Can you prove to the world that Take On Me by Aha is the greatest song ever written? Because it definitely, definitely is.

   PART ONE: Apartment - Chapters 1-50
   PART TWO: House - Chapters 51-98
   PART THREE: Home - Chapters 99-[tbd]

   The Reader uses she/her pronouns and is named--not a self-insert, more like a story in second-person. I don't generally reply to comments cuz I like an accurate comment count (2021 update: haha fuck that you WILL hear my love and appreciation. that is a threat). Author uses they/she pronouns plz default to "they" unless u know me, or yknow u can just call me Mod. Thank you! :D

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   621,531

   Chapters:

   145/?

   Comments:

   5,640

   Kudos:

   6,520

   Bookmarks:

   1,128

   Hits:

   242,566