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Five Words In My Head by aforgottennymph
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
11 Apr 2024
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Summary
“I have a proposition for you.”
Henry tries not to think about those words in another context and ultimately fails. He schools his expression into something more civil, “Right. What is it?”
Alex appears to be straining so hard to not roll his eyes that it’s surprising he hasn’t given himself a hernia, “Date me.”
“Excuse -”
“Pretend. Pretend to date me.”
Henry Fox is certain of four key facts; he needs at least four vodka shots to be able to stomach karaoke, his best friend Pez may be the earliest cause of his inevitable demise and he is sadly, deeply in love with his next-door neighbour who hates his guts.
The fourth is that the universe is out to get him as that is the only explanation for why said neighbour demands that they pretend to date, so he can prove to his sister that he is mature enough to be godfather to her child.
Wait until he finds out their hotel room only has one bed.