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    He really does talk funky. It feels a bit like he fell here from another time in history. Ah, well, if he can clean all the laundry... and he even mentioned cooking. Vox could probably get used to this. They’d just be roommates, not friends. They’ll never have to see each other, at least not much. So, this... Alastor can be as funky as he wants.
    “All cool. Next week, then? I’m looking forward to it.”
    Alastor smiles wide, showing off his row of teeth.
    Something about the smile is a little unsettling.
    But Vox is sure he’s just imagining things.
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    Alastor needs a new place to stay; and Vox wouldn't know what a broom looks like if it hit him square in the face. They both get what they want out of this relationship of theirs, and absolutely nothing will go wrong.

    "Will you lie to me again?"

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